Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "A new day is dawning, the day of the Fantastic Four!"

MR. FANTASTIC: "Dude, you are so not the Fantastic Four!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I had never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it when one man kills another man in the heat of battle it's called heroic, but when a man kills another man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?!"

MR. FANTASTIC: "Whoa! What do you think you're doing?! Only me and Garth/Ben get to talk to the camera!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Get out of my caption thread!"
MR. FANTASTIC [Cockney accent]: "Nevah!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. FANTASTIC: "My two films were better than all yours put together!"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's a bit of a stretch. But I guess you're good at that."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Finally, I have my touch back.


Yours was funny too, Panthro. Same to you, 3dman.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the "out of my thread!" one and the Ghostbusters quote too!

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: Bash my movies all you like, you still wish you could bang Jessica Alba!
SPIDER-MAN: True, but I´d never wish to have to act in a scene with her.
MR. F: Crap, he got me there...

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Please Iron Man, put on the Granov suit or the movie suit, you´re embarrassing us!
IRON MAN: Oh, sorry.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-man: Damnit, Where the **** is wally, I have been searching for 1 straight hour, damnit!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Reed Richards: Grrrrraaaaaa, Stop mistaking me for James Woods damnit!!

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: "So you stretch?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Any part of your body?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Wow. That explains why Sue never left you after all the stuff
you pulled and the neglect."
Reed:

 

[Panthro]

Spiderman: "So you stretch?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Any part of your body?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Wow. That explains why Sue never left you after all the stuff
you pulled and the neglect."
Reed:

hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: Bash my movies all you like, you still wish you could bang Jessica Alba!
SPIDER-MAN: True, but I´d never wish to have to act in a scene with her.
MR. F: Crap, he got me there...

I wouldn't bang her or act in a scene wit her. There's not enough money in the world for that.

 

[Panthro]

Reed Richards: Grrrrraaaaaa, Stop mistaking me for James Woods damnit!!

Hahaha, there are worse people you could be mistaken for Reed.

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "My two films were better than all yours put together!"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's a bit of a stretch. But I guess you're good at that."

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: "The first Dark Knight DVD will be ours, do you hear?! Ours!!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks and Heheheh.

SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah! Woohoo! Yeehaa! Haha!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the "stretch" one and the James Woods one!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks and Heheheh.

SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah! Woohoo! Yeehaa! Haha!"

Venom: "You're enjoying this entirely too much."

Spidey: "Well what did ya expect. That's not just my webbing you're yanking on there."

Venom: "Ewwww!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: Here´-s my re-enactment of "the critics´ response to Spider-Man 3"...

 

[Doctor Jones]

VENOM: WHERE ARE THEY?!
SPIDER-MAN: Killing is making a choice- between one life or the other. Your friend the District Attorney, or his blushing bride to be!

*slams him hard, Spider-Man laughs*

SPIDER-MAN: You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: "All I did was asked what the hell is the green stuff coming out of your mouth."

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "If Frank Cho draw this, you would have had a better ass shot."

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?

Black Cat: Well, the building should know that it has to take me to a dinner and a movie first.