Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

And now, to distract you from the current economic disaster, a hot T and A shot!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: "You can look, but the only thing you can touch is yourself."

 

[Panthro]

It was then that Mary Jane discovered that Peter's tongue was as long as Gene Simmon's.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: So, how many "final confrontations" did we already have?
SPIDER-MAN: About as many as Barbra Streisand or Rolling Stones have had "farewell tours", I believe...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

And now, to distract you from the current economic disaster, a hot T and A shot!

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "You can look, but the only thing you can touch is yourself."

Oh man, that was COLD!

BLACK CAT: "I'll suck your [BLEEP] for a thousand dollars."
SPIDER-MAN: "...t:"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. Yes, 'twas cold.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLACK CAT: "I've never been the damsel in distress. Let me down."

SPIDER-MAN: "Can I play the super hero in distress?"

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "I've never been the damsel in distress. Let me down."

SPIDER-MAN: "Can I play the super hero in distress?"

Hehehehe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. I'm sure Spider-Man would be perfectly okay with being saved by a really hot woman every now and again.

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "And they say that a hero could save us..."
Black Cat: "Stop singing or I will rip out your vocal chords."

 

[LostMind]

Peter's happiness when MJ agreed to a threesome with Felicia

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Spider-Man: "And they say that a hero could save us..."
Black Cat: "Stop singing or I will rip out your vocal chords."

I'm not a big Nickelback fan either, Spidey.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks as lot, Panthro!

Love the "you can look" one, the "superhero in distress" one and the "stop singing" one!

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Is it a webspinner or you´re happy to see me?
SPIDER-MAN: A bit of both, actually. It´s a side effect thing, you don´t wanna hear about it, it´s pretty disgusting.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Black Cat: So what do you say?
Spider-Man: Hmmmm. I would rather have topher grace returning for a 4th movie.

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "Well, do I get a part in #4 or not?"
Spider-Man: "Surely, you can't be serious!"
Black Cat: "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "Are you the kind of guy who'd f*** a complete stranger in the @$$?!!!!!"
Spider-Man: "Uh, no really. I'm not that kind of jerk! I swear!"
Black Cat: "Hmmm, well why the hell not?!!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Heehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ^

 

[Jack Bauer]

"But I'm not interested."

"Do I have to do everything for you, kid?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahah.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Black Cat: "Well, do I get a part in #4 or not?"
Spider-Man: "Surely, you can't be serious!"
Black Cat: "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

Naked Gun t:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

TONY: "I hurt myself on a trampoline."

 

[Jack Bauer]

^ Hahahahahahahah.

Thanks Prime.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

IRON MAN: "I'll never arm wrestle with Hulk again."