Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[LightningFlash]

"But I'm not interested."

"Do I have to do everything for you, kid?"

So hilarious.

Peter is pouting, haha.

 

[LostMind]

IRON MAN: " I'm not playing hide and seek. No one sees the glowing thing in my chest?"

 

[LostMind]

Black Cat: "Come on. Lick it."
Spider-Man: "No. I don't know where your finger has been."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahaha. Spidey isn't so easily seduced.

 

[LostMind]

Reed: "Look what happen to you and MJ or what is happening to Luke and Jessica. Why is the world cursing me? Why can't my kids disappear like any other comic book kids?"

 

[Panthro]

Reed: "Look what happen to you and MJ or what is happening to Luke and Jessica. Why is the world cursing me? Why can't my kids disappear like any other comic book kids?"

Hehehehehehehehehe, wish you could go back to being free & loose, eh Reed-o my boy?

 

[Panthro]

Black Cat: "Come on. Lick it."
Spider-Man: "No. I don't know where your finger has been."

Hehehehe

 

[LostMind]

Black Cat: "I am wearing some sexy lingerie under my costume."
Spidey: "So am I."

 

[Panthro]

Black Cat: "Well, do I get a part in #4 or not?"
Spider-Man: "Surely, you can't be serious!"
Black Cat: "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

"But I'm not interested."

"Do I have to do everything for you, kid?"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[LostMind]

"And Marvel needs an another paycheck."

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "What'd you say about my mama?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I said she made good brownies."
MR. F: "Oh."

 

[LostMind]

Black Cat: "Other than my gloves and my mask, my costume is painted on."

 

[ultimatefan]

And the marketing people need to seriously improve their photoshop skills.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Naw. I think it's a pretty good manip.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. FANTASTIC: "What'd you say about my mama?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I said she made good brownies."
MR. F: "Oh."

Hahahah.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. FANTASTIC: "You think you have what it takes, private?"

SPIDER-MAN: "No."

MR. FANTASTIC WALKS OFF

SPIDER-MAN: "Dumbass."

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!? DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!? DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!?
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, but isn´t your wife Jessica Alba?
MR. FANTASTIC: Oh. That´s right, I forgot. Sorry about that.

 

[protocida]

MR. FANTASTIC: Did you fu*k my wife? Did you fu*k my wife? Did you fu*k my wife?

SPIDER-MAN: Yes.

MR. FANTASTIC: What? Oh, oh, well... Hum... i wasn't expecting that... Aham... err... sooo... did you liked it?

SPIDER-MAN: I had it better.

MR. FANTASTIC: ...

SPIDER-MAN: ...

MR. FANTASTIC: ...

SPIDER-MAN: ...

MR. FANTASTIC: As*hole.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. FANTASTIC: "And there will be one less Marvel hero if you don't shut that hole in your face!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: So, Mr. "king of superhero movies", did any of your movies make as much as The Dark knight, huh? Did any of them get real, serious Oscar buzz?!:
SPIDER-MAN: Gee, sour grapes, are we?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, all this stuff's great.

BLACK CAT: "There's only one way you're getting my Dark Knight DVD Spider. You know what I want, and you're gonna give it to me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Cupcakes?"
BLACK CAT: "..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Heheheheheh. How oblivious can you get.

 

[3dman27]

Hehehe, all this stuff's great.

BLACK CAT: "There's only one way you're getting my Dark Knight DVD Spider. You know what I want, and you're gonna give it to me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Cupcakes?"
BLACK CAT: "..."

bc "nop i want a copy of the SPIRIT score

 

[Doctor Jones]

Is the Spirit score good?