Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Doctor Jones]

But we'll see Valkyerie.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I'm not. After the last straw of finding out I had wasted $9 on Mission Impossible III, I don't watch Tom Cruise movies anymore.

 

[LightningFlash]

That is dumb...War of The Worlds, The Last Samurai, Collateral, Minority Report, Far and Away...all good Tom Cruise movies...and Valkyrie seems like it'll be another amazing movie.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The only thing dumb here is you for believing your opinion holds more stock than mine.

 

[LightningFlash]

No...not wanting to watch anymore Tom Cruise movies just because of M:I3 IS dumb.

I once said I wouldn't watch anymore Sam Raimi-directed movies because of Spider-Man 3, which I took back just because he might bring The Shadow to the big screen.

So, yes...saying you will stop watching a line of movies because of an actor, directer, etc. is very "dumb".

So I was "dumb" for that, yes.

 

[Panthro]

http://comicmastersonline.com/shop/images/justice%20league%20of%20america.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Don't worry, Spider-Man, we won't let Bryan Singer anywhere near your next film trilogy."

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I said MI3 was the LAST STRAW, implying there were other movies before starring Tom Cruise that I didn't like. There has to be a stopping point when someone continually disappoints.

Now shut up before you embarrass yourself more.

No...not wanting to watch anymore Tom Cruise movies just because of M:I3 IS dumb.

I once said I wouldn't watch anymore Sam Raimi-directed movies because of Spider-Man 3, which I took back just because he might bring The Shadow to the big screen.

So, yes...saying you will stop watching a line of movies because of an actor, directer, etc. is very "dumb".

So I was "dumb" for that, yes.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant.

Thanks.

 

[LightningFlash]

I said MI3 was the LAST STRAW, implying there were other movies before starring Tom Cruise that I didn't like. There has to be a stopping point when someone continually disappoints.

Now shut up before you embarrass yourself more.

Well, if you think Cruise isn't a good actor...then I guess you can go watch Dragon Ball...

 

[ultimatefan]

TC can be a decent actor, but his implosion made him very hard to like, which hurts a little when you see him play a heroic/sympathetic character. But I´´ll still see a movie that seems interesting, even with him as the lead, and Valkryrie seems to be that.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Well, if you think Cruise isn't a good actor...then I guess you can go watch Dragon Ball...

Whatever, Katie.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: A kiss in the face? THat´s it?
BLACK CAT: After sixteen straight hours of deepthroating, sodomy, bondage, roleplaying and threesomes, it felt right to end on a light note...

 

[Spider-Kid]

Mother of St Patrick, Im Irish.

JJ: Yeah, thats ****in right, I said Topher Grace rocks!! What you gonna do about it, Biotch? Try getting a resevation in Mexico now you f**ing stupid biotch!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "He stole my tickets to the next Grizzlies game!"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: A kiss in the face? THat´s it?
BLACK CAT: After sixteen straight hours of deepthroating, sodomy, bondage, roleplaying and threesomes, it felt right to end on a light note...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

 

[kedrell]

JJJ: "Get off my lawn...I'll blow a hole in your face and sleep like a baby."

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Is it too dirty that just that is giving me an erection?
BLACK CAT: Dirty? It´s a thing of beauty...

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "Greatest Christmas ever!"

 

[LostMind]

Reed: "I find it hilarious that a "spider" works at an newspaper."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

MR. F: "WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Posing for the camera."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Spider-Man: Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as an iceberg during a snow storm right now.

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "Greatest Christmas ever!"

Definitely.

 

[Panthro]

MR. F: "WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Posing for the camera."

Hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the christmas one and "spider on a newspaper".

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Hah, who said nerds have to own software companies to get the hot babes? They just have to be bitten by radioactive spiders who give them superpowers and fight the forces of evil till borderline death on a daily basis!