Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Doctor Jones]

^ I would do that if I went home to MJ and Black Cat every night. Hell, I'll jump out of an airplane, one of my worst fears just to bed the two of them.

 

[ultimatefan]

^As Seinfeld once said, everything men do in life is for booty. Every time an astronaut goes to space, the first thing he does when he lands on Earth is call the girlfriend and ask, "did ya see me up there?"...

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man(thinking): "Why is my spidey-sense going off? I'm getting what I always wanted. Must have hit my head or something."
Mary Jane(thinking): "It is all going according to plan."
Felicia(thinking): "After this is done, you and me , Red, we will finally be together."

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man(thinking): "Why is my spidey-sense going off? I'm getting what I always wanted. Must have hit my head or something."
Mary Jane(thinking): "It is all going according to plan."
Felicia(thinking): "After this is done, you and me , Red, we will finally be together."

Bwahahahahaha

BLACK CAT: "He may be an Iron Man, but Tony Stark is no gentleman."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "My girl got a girlfriend. I just found out but it's alright as long as I can be with her too."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the "according to plan" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Hah, Batman may be breaking all those box office and sales records and getting glowing reviews and Oscar buzz, and yet he´d be dead jealous of me right now...

 

[kedrell]

JJJ: "You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your @$$! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and s**t down your neck!"

For the record, I'd have loved to see R. Lee Ermey play JJJ.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Oh God now it REALLY rides up in the crotch...

 

[DX]

Spidey: "And why am I always complaining about how much my life sucks, again?"

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "Can't think. Not enough blood going to the brain."

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, great captions.

SPIDER-WOMAN #1: "I figured this thread needed some Spider-Woman, but you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get here."

SPIDER-MAN: "All this chaos just to get my attention?! What do you have to say for yourself?"
BLACK CAT: "I'm not wearing a bra or underwear under this costume."
SPIDER-MAN: "I forgive you."

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: There something I have to tell you. I put alot of thought into it. And I know what I'm doing.
BLACK CAT: What is it?
SPIDER-MAN: We're breaking up. You, me, it's not working.
BLACK CAT: Why? After all the sex I gave you? After countless times I let you grope me?
SPIDER-MAN: You didn't like The Dark Knight.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the blood one and the Spider-Woman one!

Sorry, I beat ya to the "my life sucks" one, DX!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Uhh...Lady;s??
Black Cat: What's wrong, spider?
Spider-Man: The reason that MJ Is kissing me with my mask on!!!!!




probably the last caption and post before I leave.

 

[ultimatefan]

What happened SK?

 

[Spider-Kid]

What happened SK?

Hype is giving me to much crap and ****.



I'll return, But probably not for a while

Spider-Man's wet dream.

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "No girl I know wants to date you. They say dating you is the kiss of death."

 

[LostMind]

Reed: "You got it right, Peter. Going with a normal woman. Not worrying about a forcefield when you are arguing. You won't have to be paraniod that you being followed by your invisibile significant other."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: There something I have to tell you. I put alot of thought into it. And I know what I'm doing.
BLACK CAT: What is it?
SPIDER-MAN: We're breaking up. You, me, it's not working.
BLACK CAT: Why? After all the sex I gave you? After countless times I let you grope me?
SPIDER-MAN: You didn't like The Dark Knight.

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

Aw, don't give up on the Hype SK!

I like Spidey's idea of a 'wet dream'.

BLACK CAT: "Whoa, slow down Spider! I know I said I would be your Christmas present, but don't you think is a little too aggressive?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Agressive?! How can you say that after all the times you've practically thrown yourself at me?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Okay, as of tonight, I started believing in Santa Claus again!

 

[LostMind]

SPIDER-MAN: "Well, it's not going to suck itself."

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: Felicia, don't just stare at it. Eat it!

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "No girl I know wants to date you. They say dating you is the kiss of death."

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

SANTA HULK: "Alright, who gets the condoms?"
KID SPIDER-MAN: "I do! I call dibs!"
KID IRON MAN: "Like Hell, those are my condoms!"
KID SPIDER-MAN: "I called dibs!"
KID WOLVERINE: "Forget you clowns, those condoms are mine!"
KID SHE-HULK: "I wish I had condoms..."
SANTA HULK: "This job was a lot easier before kids became so familiar with the joy of making love."

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ hahaha!