Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[kedrell]

I don't think Spider-Man f**king himself would go too well, Kedrell.

haha

errors like these happen, but anyway, it was funny!

Oops! I fixed it.

Spider-Man: "Excuse me, but what exactly do you think you are doing?"
Black Cat: "I'm being as direct as I know how. I thought you'd appreciate that. And anyway, I always like a little knookie after lunch. What do you say?"
Spider-Man: "Are you trying to seduce me?"
Black Cat: "No. I wouldn't dream of seducing you, Peter. I wouldn't insult your intelligence with anything as trivial as seduction. But I would love to f*** you."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spider-Man: Nice ones.
Black Cat: WTF?
Spider-Man: Oh never mind. *drools*

 

[3dman27]

Oops! I fixed it.

felicia "spider i owe you$20.00"
spidey"see, i TOLD you there was a star wars pin that portayed mickey mouse as anakin skywalker"

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Now picture this scene in your live-action movies...
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm yeah...
BLACK CAT: Picture my gentle touch and my firm body against yours in full three-dimensions...
SPIDER-MAN: Oh yeeeaahh...
BLACK CAT: And now picture I´m played by Jessica Alba.
SPODER-MAN:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[LostMind]

BLACK CAT: "I am glad I got that off my chest. Wow, you are a great listener."
SPIDER-MAN: "What did you say? I zoned out about twenty minutes ago."

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: Now picture this scene in your live-action movies...
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm yeah...
BLACK CAT: Picture my gentle touch and my firm body against yours in full three-dimensions...
SPIDER-MAN: Oh yeeeaahh...
BLACK CAT: And now picture I´m played by Jessica Alba.
SPIDER-MAN:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh dear God that would be horrible. Having her ruin The Invisible Woman was bad enough, having Alba ruin Black Cat would be too much.

But still:

 

[TwilightPro101]

BLACK CAT: "I am glad I got that off my chest. Wow, you are a great listener."
SPIDER-MAN: "What did you say? I zoned out about twenty minutes ago."

lol.

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "I am lost. I have no luck. All the things in my life are going bad.
Black Cat: "Boo-hoo. Why don't you cry me a river."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "I got your message."
Black Cat: "What message?"
Spider-Man: "For the booty call."
Black Cat: "That wasn't for you. It was for MJ."

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "I got your message."
Black Cat: "What message?"
Spider-Man: "For the booty call."
Black Cat: "That wasn't for you. It was for MJ."

Hehehehe, more girlfriends & wives cheating together on their mutual man.

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "So this is the line for the tickets for Watchmen."
Black Cat: "Yes."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "I'm sorry. I just can't date someone who has better abs than me."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the booty call and better abs too!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Hey, I was looking for a serious and committed relationship!
BLACK CAT: Really, I was just trying to get laid!
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, your plan is better!

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: What's that? Marriage? Don't talk about...marriage? You kidding me? Marriage? I just hope we get another date! Another date.

 

[Venom'sDad]

.....

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: Hey, I was looking for a serious and committed relationship!
BLACK CAT: Really, I was just trying to get laid!
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, your plan is better!

hehehehehe, she definitely had the better plan.

MR. FANTASTIC: "You think I'm crazy! They think I'm crazy! Even *I* think I'm crazy! But the frog knows I'm not crazy!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Frog? What frog?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "That frog!"

MICHIGAN J. FROG: "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille."

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "So this is the line for the tickets for Watchmen."
Black Cat: "Yes."

Hahahahaha

SPIDER-MAN [off camera]: "Where you guys going?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "We're going to take our revenge on 20th Century Fox for our less than impressive 2005-2007 films!"
SPIDER-MAN [off camera]: "Oh. Good luck guys! Have fun stormin' the studio!"

 

[LostMind]

MR. FANTASTIC: "Everyone run! Jessica Alba guest-starring."

 

[3dman27]

b.c. "whats your take on norman osborn being the new head of the initiative spider?"
spidey"i believe in giving credit where its due if you mess with osborn you'll WISHyou were tangling with the green goblin"

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "Everyone run! Jessica Alba guest-starring."

Hehehe, good one.

 

[Doctor Jones]

MR. FANTASTIC: To the batcave! We haven't one minute to loose!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, like you're worthy of the batcave. Get back in your Fantastic car and get the hell home to the tower with the four on it.

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: To the batcave! We haven't one minute to loose!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, like you're worthy of the batcave. Get back in your Fantastic car and get the hell home to the tower with the four on it.

Hehehehehehehe

MR. FANTASTIC: "Not good enough for the Bat-Cave are we?! Prepare to endure a thousand terrible things in the name of science!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Can't you take a joke?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Guys, c'mon, let me out! I can't breath!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Not until you reveal to us the secret of your box office success!"
THING: "Yeah you punk! You owe us! If it hadn't been for our success, you would never have had a chance in comics! We deserve the same in film!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Now you're just being silly! All four of you are being silly!"
HUMAN TORCH: "Oh yeah? I hope you still think it's silly when we filter the scent of onions in there!"

 

[ironman29758]

Hehehehehehehe

MR. FANTASTIC:Now that we have you trapped we will star in the next spider-man movie and get fifty percent
SPIDER-MAN: Over my dead bodies

 

[3dman27]

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reed" hurry up gentlemen sue's going to box jessica alba"
ben"noW thats what i call CLOBBERIN' TIME"