Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[kedrell]

Spider-Man: "What knockers!!"
Black Cat: "Oh, why thank you."

Guess the reference and win some points.

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "What knockers!!"
Black Cat: "Oh, why thank you."

Guess the reference and win some points.

Young Frankenstein?

 

[Panthro]

/QUOTE]

reed" hurry up gentlemen sue's going to box jessica alba"
ben"noW thats what i call CLOBBERIN' TIME"

Hehehehe, kick her ass, Sue!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehe

MR. FANTASTIC:Now that we have you trapped we will star in the next spider-man movie and get fifty percent
SPIDER-MAN: Over my dead bodies

Hehehe, talk about desperate.

 

[LostMind]

Reed: "I would have went with the Garfield one."
Sue: "They were sold out."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "I slept with Megan Fox last night."
Daredevil: "Wow. How did you do that? I thought she was more interested in Captian America and Iron Man."
Spider-Man: "She was until I told her they were gay and in a relationship with each other."

 

[venomatemybrain]

Spidey: Come off it Brock... all I did was take the last cookie... this is madness
Venom: No.... This...Is...SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[venomatemybrain]

Carnage and Venom: Now we have you...
Spidey: (thinks: well this cant be that bad)
Carnage and Venom: Now you must listen to our life storys.
Spidey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[kedrell]

Young Frankenstein?

Points awarded!t:

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "I slept with Megan Fox last night."
Daredevil: "Wow. How did you do that? I thought she was more interested in Captian America and Iron Man."
Spider-Man: "She was until I told her they were gay and in a relationship with each other."

Hehehehehe, oh Spidey you bastard

MR. FANTASTIC: "Look, I don't care who you liked better as an actor, Peter O'Toole could never have out-fought Charlton Heston!!!"

 

[LostMind]

SPIDER-MAN: " Your wife sucks at wrestling but you should see her box."
MR. FANTASTIC: "I don't get it. My wife is no wrestler or boxer."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yea. A real genius you are."

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man(discussing Jessica Alba's acting): "I have seen better acting from dead people."

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man(discussing Jessica Alba's acting): "I have seen better acting from dead people."

Hehehehe, so true.

 

[Venom'sDad]

DD: You tell your director, hands off Morbius. He's all mine!

SM: Oh man, you can have him... i've already been bitten by a spider.

 

[Venom'sDad]

SM: Oh Jesus Reed, get a breath mint man... damn.
Reed: Hah! Hum, it's not that bad.
SM: Oh, I see you still haven't figured out why Sue uses her force field. Genuis...eh

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: Come on, be honest, do my arse really looks that big.
Venom: sss-yeah baby-sss
Spidey: Huh, what... what did you say? And why are you looking at me like that.... with your tongue hanging out?

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Okay Reed, I know you´re considered a genius inventor and all, but first of all panoramic elevators have no use for me, and even if they did, don´t they usually include, I dunno, AN ELEVATOR?!?

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: Okay Reed, I know you´re considered a genius inventor and all, but first of all panoramic elevators have no use for me, and even if they did, don´t they usually include, I dunno, AN ELEVATOR?!?

Hehehe, crazy old Reed...

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So is it true that your wife is really lame in the sack?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Like Hell she is! Why I taught Susan everything she knows!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Huh. So maybe that's why-"

THING: "You leave Susie alone! Or I'll do worse than clobber ya - I'll hand ya over to Namor!"

NAMOR: "You fiend! How dare you imply Susan to be 'lame in the sack'! For this you shall suffer a thousand terrible deaths!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh snap..."

SPIDER-MAN: "It's 10:30 PM on Earth. Do you know where your wife is?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "As a matter of fact I do! I left her at home with the kids!"
Back on Earth -

SUSAN STORM [thinking]: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I know I'll get laid tonight."
NAMOR [thinking]: "Just call me Namor-igolo, Atlantean Gigolo."

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: Ha, you're a short little Thing aren't ya.
Thing: Aright....It's Clobbering Time.

 

[Doctor Jones]

THING: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

 

[Panthro]

THING: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Hehehehehehe

 

[The Navigator]

The power being to climb out of the opening at the top.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "I hated to have to lay him out like that, but after he said MJ was better in the sack than me, I had no choice but to defend my honor."

 

[Venom'sDad]

BC: What... right here, right now?