Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Adrian89]

HAHA, laughed my azz off, good one!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, mj, Iron! The "conspiracy" one is awesome!

 

[Doctor Jones]

MAGUIRE: Where are we?
ROUTH: Show and tell.

 

[Venom'sDad]

Routh: Let me enlighten you, I'm Superman. The most powerful superhero ever.
Maguire: Well let me enlighten you sir, I'm Spider-Man. The most profitable superhero ever.
RedShirtGuy: Humm, guys.... all of us here sorta like Batman.

 

[ironman29758]

jOKER: This is what I think of Spider-man
Spider-Man: Oh Heck No!

Joker: Im sorry!I'm Sorry!Spider-man is ten times better that Dark Knight
Spider-man This for you own good and My amusment! I never did like clown or Batman.

 

[Adrian89]

Routh: Let me enlighten you, I'm Superman. The most powerful superhero ever.
Maguire: Well let me enlighten you sir, I'm Spider-Man. The most profitable superhero ever.
RedShirtGuy: Humm, guys.... all of us here sorta like Batman.

Hahah funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the one with Joker squeezing Spidey!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: So, we took quite a beating from The Dark Knight with critics, fans and the audience, huh?
MAGUIRE: Well, look on the bright side, if and when we get sequels made no one will be asking, "how can you top the last one?"...

 

[ultimatefan]

jOKER: Just a few years ago, Spidey was king of the world and the Batman franchise was dead as the dodo... And people still say voodoo doesn´t work! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Like your sig and avvy, Doc! I prefer this take on the Joker, but that doesn´t mean I suddenly hate Nicholson´s Joker. He perfectly played THAT take on the character.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Exactly. Plus, I reallt hate it when People say, "He was just Jack playing himself."

Oh, how conveniant is it that we find someone who actually acts like the Joker?

 

[Panthro]

jOKER: Just a few years ago, Spidey was king of the world and the Batman franchise was dead as the dodo... And people still say voodoo doesn´t work! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Bwahahahahahaha

And now another variation -

SPIDER-MAN: "So I was looking for the can last night and what I do find? I find Dr. Reed Richards, AKA: Mr. Fantastic, and Namor the Sub-Mariner, goin' at it Brokeback Mountain style!"
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Oh my God! You mean to tell me that my husband is cheating on me with my boyfriend and that my boyfriend is cheating on me with my husband?! Oh dear God what kind of sick twisted soap opera have I gotten myself into?!?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "The kind that a little quality time between you and me can get you out of sweet cakes."
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Go to Hell."

 

[Superhero 101]

Hahaha!!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Awesome variation!

 

[ultimatefan]

MAGUIRE: You know, a coincidence shall unite us!
ROUTH: That we both played iconic superheroes?
MAGUIRE: No, that our most significant roles last year were cameos as gay dudes! Our careers need help, urgent!!

 

[Panthro]

MAGUIRE: You know, a coincidence shall unite us!
ROUTH: That we both played iconic superheroes?
MAGUIRE: No, that our most significant roles last year were cameos as gay dudes! Our careers need help, urgent!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man I needed that after the day I've had...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: C´mon, we´re both pretty boys who look like teenagers!!
MAGUIRE: Yeah, but I play a nerdy kid who´s still in college, what´s YOUR excuse?

 

[The Navigator]

Picture taken two seconds after Spider-Man suggested the women re-enact the "2 girls, 1 cup" video.

 

[Troy_Parker]

^^

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

picture taken two seconds after spider-man suggested the women re-enact the "2 girls, 1 cup" video.

rotfl

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: C´mon, we´re both pretty boys who look like teenagers!!
MAGUIRE: Yeah, but I play a nerdy kid who´s still in college, what´s YOUR excuse?

Again, yours was also funny Rabbit.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Great stuff, rabbit!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH (whispers): Okay, be ABSOLUTELY still and quiet... Don´t make any sudden movements... Christian Bale is in the room.
MAGUIRE (whispers): Nah, I´m just gonna scream like a girl and run like the wind.
ROUTH (whispers): Hmmm, yeah, your plan is better.
ROUTH AND MAGUIRE (run away): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH (whispers): Okay, be ABSOLUTELY still and quiet... Don´t make any sudden movements... Christian Bale is in the room.
MAGUIRE (whispers): Nah, I´m just gonna scream like a girl and run like the wind.
ROUTH (whispers): Hmmm, yeah, your plan is better.
ROUTH AND MAGUIRE (run away): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Hehehehe, everyone fears the Bale.