Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, yeah!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

jOKER: This is what I think of Spider-man
Spider-Man: Oh Heck No!

Joker: Im sorry!I'm Sorry!Spider-man is ten times better that Dark Knight
Spider-man This for you own good and My amusment! I never did like clown or Batman.

Lol. t:

 

[ironman29758]

Lol. t:

thanks. I try

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: Wow, that Christian Bale really embarassed himself with that rant on set caught on tape, huh?
MAGUIRE: Tell me about it, what a *****e... Hey, how´s the hooker slashing thing going?
ROUTH: Cool, I´m up to 15 now... How´s the kiddie porn parties thing?
MAGUIRE: I´m hosting the fifth one this weekend... Hey, you don´t think any of this is gonna get recorded and end up on the Internet, do ya?
ROUTH: Of course not, don´t be paranoid...

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: Wow, that Christian Bale really embarassed himself with that rant on set caught on tape, huh?
MAGUIRE: Tell me about it, what a *****e... Hey, how´s the hooker slashing thing going?
ROUTH: Cool, I´m up to 15 now... How´s the kiddie porn parties thing?
MAGUIRE: I´m hosting the fifth one this weekend... Hey, you don´t think any of this is gonna get recorded and end up on the Internet, do ya?
ROUTH: Of course not, don´t be paranoid...

Hehehehehe

And Bale's still cooler than both of them.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, yeah he is.

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: I loved you in Tropic Thunder!
MAGUIRE: I loved you in Zack and Miri Make a Porno!
ROUTH: ...
MAGUIRE: ...
ROUTH: What do you mean by that?!?
MAGUIRE: No, what do YOU mean by that?!?

 

[Doctor Jones]

^ Hahahahaha! Great!

 

[DX]

ROUTH: Wow, that Christian Bale really embarassed himself with that rant on set caught on tape, huh?
MAGUIRE: Tell me about it, what a *****e... Hey, how´s the hooker slashing thing going?
ROUTH: Cool, I´m up to 15 now... How´s the kiddie porn parties thing?
MAGUIRE: I´m hosting the fifth one this weekend... Hey, you don´t think any of this is gonna get recorded and end up on the Internet, do ya?
ROUTH: Of course not, don´t be paranoid...

The things that celebs get caught doing, eh?

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So I hear there's a website out there dedicated to banning the Joker from ever appearing in any future Batman films because apparently Heath Ledger's take was just too good."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "That's stupid. I liked him in the part don't get me wrong, but the Joker is bigger than any one actor. You might as well not make any more Superman films because of the death of Christopher Reeve."
SPIDER-MAN: "You know how fanboys are."

 

[Symbiote789]

^^^
Lol

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, who caused all that destruction? Doctor Doom? Magneto? Galactus?
SPIDER-MAN: Nah, Christian Bale went nuts over a latte that took too long or something.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, he´s all yours, kid.
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, YOU are the superhero trying to get into mainstream culture spotlight, remember?

 

[Doctor Jones]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, what is that?
SPIDER-MAN: That, my friend is Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, who caused all that destruction? Doctor Doom? Magneto? Galactus?
SPIDER-MAN: Nah, Christian Bale went nuts over a latte that took too long or something.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, he´s all yours, kid.
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, YOU are the superhero trying to get into mainstream culture spotlight, remember?

It's a dirty job Cap, but somebody's gotta do it.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, what is that?
SPIDER-MAN: That, my friend is Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career.

Oh man, if ever there was an actor who fell from grace after winning an Oscar...

 

[StylishHokie21]

Great captions as usual guys! I remember when this thread from like 2 years ago. Some of those earlier captions had me crying.

 

[3dman27]

cap "whats the matter spidey you look sad"?
spidey"
i wish the hypesters would put my pics in this thread instead of toby's"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Oh man, if ever there was an actor who fell from grace after winning an Oscar...

Thanks dude. Yeah, ever since he won that Oscar.

I saw a commerical with him in a TNT movie and it just looks like he's trying too hard.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks dude. Yeah, ever since he won that Oscar.

I saw a commerical with him in a TNT movie and it just looks like he's trying too hard.

Yeah, the curse of winning an Oscar too early in your career.

MR. FANTASTIC: "Kick your ****ing ass. I want you off the ****ing set you prick. No, don't just be sorry, think for one ****ing second. What the **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk around and rip- no, shut the **** up Bruce, do I-no! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your ****ing lighs down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the **** are you walking right through? a-tada-tada like this in the background, what the **** is it with you? What don't you ****ing understand? You got any ****ing idea about- Hey! It's ****ing distracting having somebody walking up behind bryce in the middle of the ****ing scene. Gimme a ****ing answer. What don't you get about it? ... **** sake man you're amateur... you've got something to say to this prick? Well somebody's should be watching him and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a **** about what is going on in front of the camera. Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do a scene here and I'm going why the **** is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there? Do you understand? My mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. Stay off the ****ing set man, for ****'s set. Right let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, let's go again. And let's not have you ****ing walking in... You're unbelievable man, you're un-****ing-believable. The number of times you stroll in the ****ing background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't ****ing understand what its like working with actors. That's what that is. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm gonna ****ing kick your ****ing ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright? I'm gonna go, do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to ****ing trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more time, and I wain't walking back to set if you're still hired... seriously man - you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly.... ****ing ass."
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, calm the f*** down! Who do you think you are, Christian Bale?!"

 

[ironman29758]

Yeah, the curse of winning an Oscar too early in your career.

MR. FANTASTIC: "Kick your ****ing ass. I want you off the ****ing set you prick. No, don't just be sorry, think for one ****ing second. What the **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk around and rip- no, shut the **** up Bruce, do I-no! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your ****ing lighs down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the **** are you walking right through? a-tada-tada like this in the background, what the **** is it with you? What don't you ****ing understand? You got any ****ing idea about- Hey! It's ****ing distracting having somebody walking up behind bryce in the middle of the ****ing scene. Gimme a ****ing answer. What don't you get about it? ... **** sake man you're amateur... you've got something to say to this prick? Well somebody's should be watching him and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a **** about what is going on in front of the camera. Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do a scene here and I'm going why the **** is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there? Do you understand? My mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. Stay off the ****ing set man, for ****'s set. Right let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, let's go again. And let's not have you ****ing walking in... You're unbelievable man, you're un-****ing-believable. The number of times you stroll in the ****ing background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't ****ing understand what its like working with actors. That's what that is. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm gonna ****ing kick your ****ing ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright? I'm gonna go, do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to ****ing trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more time, and I wain't walking back to set if you're still hired... seriously man - you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly.... ****ing ass."
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, calm the f*** down! Who do you think you are, Christian Bale?!"

Reed show stop watching TMZ
t:

 

[The Navigator]

ROUTH: Hey, Tobey, long time no see.
TOBEY (thinking): I'm fairly certain that Brandon Routh and that cashier are having an affair. Routh is the only interesting person I know.
ROUTH: So, uh...how's the career?
TOBEY (thinking): I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Routh knows I'm having an affair with Kate Bosworth, his closest friend. Kate is almost perfect-looking.
ROUTH: ...are you gonna order?
TOBEY (thinking): She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's xanax.

 

[Panthro]

Reed show stop watching TMZ
t:

Yep.

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: Hey, Tobey, long time no see.
TOBEY (thinking): I'm fairly certain that Brandon Routh and that cashier are having an affair. Routh is the only interesting person I know.
ROUTH: So, uh...how's the career?
TOBEY (thinking): I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Routh knows I'm having an affair with Kate Bosworth, his closest friend. Kate is almost perfect-looking.
ROUTH: ...are you gonna order?
TOBEY (thinking): She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's xanax.

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So I hear that the guys who made the Matrix films and Speed Racer might be handling the new Superman trilogy."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Huh... well I guess it could be worse."
SPIDER-MAN: "If nothing else it should have at least one really kick ass fight scene."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I certainly hope so."

 

[Arcturus]

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