Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[protocida]

 

[protocida]

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: TONY STARK BUILT IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

Emasculation: When she shoves you aside on national television despite knowing full well that nobody cares what she has to say

 

[protocida]

TOBEY: Do that again and I'm going Christian Bale on your ass.

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: Do that again and I'm going Christian Bale on your ass.

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, the Tobey/Kirsten ones are great!

 

[ultimatefan]

KIRSTEN: I need this more than you. A LOT more.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

LOL...What was this? (Referring to the Tobey and Kirsten video.)

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Double post.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks. I dunno, looks like an awards ceremony.

 

[Panthro]

LOL...What was this? (Referring to the Tobey and Kirsten video.)

Found it in the Mary-Jane Watson thread in the Spider-Man 4 forum. Thought it would make for a good laugh in here.

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: And the award goes to...
KIRSTEN: ME!!! I need to win something, dammit!! I don´t wanna go back to doing Bring It On movies, please!!!!

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: And the award goes to...
KIRSTEN: ME!!! I need to win something, dammit!! I don´t wanna go back to doing Bring It On movies, please!!!!

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "You're not actually gonna wear that, are ya?"

GG: "What?"

Spidey: "Are you f***ing with me?"

GG: "WHAT?!"

Spidey: "The man-purse. You're not actually going out in public like that?"

GG: "It's where I keep all my stuff. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man-purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

Spidey: "Yeah? Well so does Joy Behar."

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "Gimme back my Megan Fox porn!!!"
Spider-Man: "Never!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Love the man-purse one!

 

[LadyJohnson]

Ock: When I said I wanted to get layed I didn't mean it literally!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: How could you leave Indy behind like that?!!?
DOC OCK: Oh, for the love of God, that was almost thirty years ago, and he become a movie icon after that!!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: Why do you wear your undies on the outside?
Supes:

 

[3dman27]

Spidey: Why do you wear your undies on the outside?
Supes:

supermanUNDIES these are WALKING SHORTS

 

[ultimatefan]

Why the hell do you wear purple?

Oh, would you prefer me to look like a Power Ranger?

Dude, don´t even get that s*** started. You´re gonna open a can of worms the size of a giant australian beer!!

So if you don´t mind, I´ll keep wearing my purple, thank you very much.

(sighs) Fine, whatever.

So, your current web is organic, artificial, what?

THAT´S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, MOTHERF***ER!!!

 

[LadyJohnson]

Mr. Fantastic: I'll be back!

 

[LadyJohnson]

SPIDER-MAN: Get out of my caption thread!

DOC OCK: NEVAH!

Gold t:

Spider-Man: Say it!
Doc Ock: I love you Miss Hannigan!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Spidey: "You're not actually gonna wear that, are ya?"

GG: "What?"

Spidey: "Are you f***ing with me?"

GG: "WHAT?!"

Spidey: "The man-purse. You're not actually going out in public like that?"

GG: "It's where I keep all my stuff. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man-purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

Spidey: "Yeah? Well so does Joy Behar."

Heh, nice Hangover reference.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Falcon Punch!"