Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

JJJ: I like your style!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thank you, Mr. Jameson, but if you don´t mind I´m kinda busy right n...

JJJ: Not you, the guy with the classy moustache!!

 

[Panthro]

DEADPOOL: Okay, NOW you´re a New York superhero!

DEADPOOL: Yeah, if THIS doesn´t bring your franchise back to form, I´m a cold-blooded killer with a sick sense of humor!
SPIDER-MAN: Huh...
DEADPOOL: Shut the f*** up.

 

[Panthro]

JJJ: I like your style!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thank you, Mr. Jameson, but if you don´t mind I´m kinda busy right n...

JJJ: Not you, the guy with the classy moustache!!

 

[kedrell]

Must...touch...them!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

hehehehehe must touch them indeed!

 

[ultimatefan]

DEADPOOL: I´m telling you, eighties-style bloodthirsty action heroes armed to the teeth are about to have a HUGE comeback!
SPIDER-MAN: Huh, wasn´t the new Rambo a box office flop and the new Die Hard was
DEADPOOL: Details, details...

 

[Panthro]

DEADPOOL: I´m telling you, eighties-style bloodthirsty action heroes armed to the teeth are about to have a HUGE comeback!
SPIDER-MAN: Huh, wasn´t the new Rambo a box office flop and the new Die Hard was
DEADPOOL: Details, details...

 

[Panthro]

DEADPOOL: "You're the Man now, dawg.
SPIDER-MAN: "Ahem?"
DEADPOOL: "You're the Spider-Man now, dawg."
SPIDER-MAN: "Better."

 

[Venom'sDad]

Kirsten: O.M.G....... like, wasn't you just bald, like an hour ago?!?

JK Simmons: ............Get Out!

 

[3dman27]

mj no husband ,no money homelss..thanks for nothin' quesada

 

[Panthro]

Kirsten: O.M.G....... like, wasn't you just bald, like an hour ago?!?

JK Simmons: ............Get Out!

The Quesada bash is priceless.

 

[Venomaniac]

MR. FANTASTIC: WHY ISN'T THERE A MIDNIGHTERS 4?!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the moustache one!

 

[ultimatefan]

KIRSTEN: Hehehehe, robots with testicles... Funny...

 

[Panthro]

KIRSTEN: Hehehehe, robots with testicles... Funny...

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Kirsten: O.M.G....... like, wasn't you just bald, like an hour ago?!?

JK Simmons: ............Get Out!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Huh, this is cool, but can do I swing from building to building carrying all this stuff around?
DEADPOOL: Huuuuh...You know all this stuff the fundamentalist terrorists say about suicide bombers getting 75 virgins in paradise? It´s all true!!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: Huh, this is cool, but can do I swing from building to building carrying all this stuff around?
DEADPOOL: Huuuuh...You know all this stuff the fundamentalist terrorists say about suicide bombers getting 75 virgins in paradise? It´s all true!!

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ******** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!"
SPIDER-MAN: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthr! Long live Tropic Thunder!

 

[ultimatefan]

DEADPOOL: Okay, now you´re ready to bring peace to the Middle East!

 

[ultimatefan]

DO NOT put down Gi Joe: The Rise Of Cobra before you even see it!! Because the Transformers movies sucked, doesn´t mean this one will too!! There may be still room in this world for an unpretentious fun popcorn movie that neither takes itself too seriously nor trashes its source material with ******ed wink-wink jokes every thirty seconds!!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

DO NOT put down Gi Joe: The Rise Of Cobra before you even see it!! Because the Transformers movies sucked, doesn´t mean this one will too!! There may be still room in this world for an unpretentious fun popcorn movie that neither takes itself too seriously nor trashes its source material with ******ed wink-wink jokes every thirty seconds!!

 

[In2Minds]

Most people would regret giving Black Cat's Actress a subpar Costume designer but not Sam Rami, oh no this just means more money in the bank!