Well, I watched it.
I have seen many non spoiler reviews before I watched it. Guys like The Cosmic Wonder and The Reel Rejects (who I both respect) hyped it up beyond hype meter and I was really excited. However, when The Cosmic Wonder said it's the best MCU movie to date and the best superhero movie of all time for him, something started feeling way off. But nonetheless, I waited to see for myself because I've had extremely high expectations for this movie ever since the first teaser trailer.
Unfortunately, the movie wasn't what I wanted it to be, what I hoped it to be. The movie is definitely not the best MCU movie to date, not by a long shot. The movie is nowhere near as good as Infinity War and Endgame. I have no idea what The Cosmic Wonder was thinking. He's out of his mind on that one, probably because of the cameos and nostalgia present in the movie. When it comes to the cameos, I got what I wanted and each one was great, but not amazing. When it comes to the nostalgia rushes, there were some, but not a lot and many of them were not all that special at all. In general, it wasn't as special as I thought it would be because of quite a few problems that the movie has.
The movie is way too short. That was the first red flag for me ever since I heard how long the movie was gonna be.The movie has the same problem the Eternals had - too many characters and none get much screen time. By the end, I felt like each of the villains was on screen for 5 minutes. That brings me to the second huge problem - pacing. The pacing is ridiculous actually. Way, way too rushed, insanely discordant in some places. The first 15 minutes of the movie happened so fast and we're jumping from scene to scene, from set to set, it feels beyond rushed and it doesn't feel organic at all. I think from the start of the movie and the point where Peter is public enemy no 1 and the most wanted criminal/terrorist on the planet to the point where all that is literally shrugged off and swept to the side takes 9 minutes and it all happens out of the blue. That's just insanity. Seeing Matt Murdock though was absolutely amazing.
The way Dr. Strange was handled in this movie was kinda horrible. He got ''outsmarted'' by Peter which was utter BS and he spent 90% of the movie off screen dangling in mirror dimension where he was trapped and left by Peter.
Ned is apparently a natural talent for magic and using the sling ring without any knowledge of how it actually works or anything. He's able to open stable portals mid running during chaotic stuff like getting chased by Lizard. Come on, man.
Seeing Tobey was amazing, but he gets so little screen time. He gets less screen time than Andrew and that was a horrible decision by the writers. Andrew's acting is great, but his Peter/Spider-Man sucks donkey balls. TASM movies suck donkey balls. They gave a longer ''catching-up'' scene to Andrew and Electro instead of Tobey and Doc Ock. Seeing Tobey and Doc Ock interact after the fight briefly was absolutely amazing and one of the top moments of the movie, yet it ended so briefly. It's like you get served with the best cake possible and then someone snatches it from your table as soon as you get one little bite. And they kept doing that throughout the movie in many instances. Either let it unfold organically during a reasonable time frame or don't show it at all. The way Tobey and Andrew get introduced in this movie is really janky too.
The ending tries to do The Butterfly Effect thing, but it doesn't really have that flair. Yeah it's kinda sad, but not that sad. The 2 pieces that were done really well were the Aunt May death scene and Tobey/Andrew/Tom first meeting / ''therapy session''. Great stuff there. Other than that, nothing really stands out, everything is too rushed and too bland. Fight scenes were fine, but they were also pretty short. I wish the Green Goblin vs Doc Ock fight was longer.
Also, I'm glad Tobey didn't die, but you're telling me he turned his back on the Green Goblin while standing 2 feet from him and the Green Goblin stabbed him, but not fatally? He didn't go for the head or the heart? Why? And how did neither Tobey or Tom sense Goblin's strike to begin with? Peter tingle not so tingly for either of them then? Kinda BS. But that scene did do one thing right even though indirectly and unwillingly, i'm sure - it showed how clueless and needless Andrew's Spider-Man is.
Ranking wise, this movie is the best MCU Spider-Man movie. However, MCU movies wise, for me, this movie is nowhere near the top 5, probably not even in the top 10 MCU movies so far. Off the top of my head, other than Infinity War and Endgame movies, The Winter Soldier, Civil War, the first Avengers, both Guardians movies, Ragnarok, Iron Man 1, all of those are much, much better movies and some of those have huge casts, yet they manage to let everyone shine and feel like they're in the movie for way longer than they actually are.
This movie was underwhelming to say the least. Really unfortunate. I have even higher hopes for Dr. Strange 2, but seeing this movie, I know what time it is. Dr. Strange 2 is probably gonna have all the same problems, especially with the pacing and it's gonna end up being worse than this movie. Unfortunately, whether like it or not, Infinity War/Endgame was the peak and the MCU up to that point should probably be treated as the true MCU and get detached from everything that comes after just like Star Wars 1-6. 7-9 is there, but it's like it isn't.