Comics Spider-Man's New Squeeze

[Blackredens]

"Well since that (Cheap Tart) Mary Plain is out on the town with actor Bobby Carr (ASM 560-561) and who knows "Who" else. Who do you think Spideys main new squeeze should be?"

If other pl post.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Celibacy.

 

[The Infernal]

She-Hulk. If only for the awkward moment when discussing past boyfriends and girlfriends when She-Hulk mentions the Juggernaut. That's gonna be hard to live up to.

Then again, Spidey's gonna have trouble convincing anyone he even got anywhere with any of his girlfriends that didn't have their relationship Mephisto'd out of existence.

 

[iloveclones]

She-Hulk: Hey, aren't you married?
Spider-Man: What?
She-Hulk: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I met her.
Spider-Man: .......are we gonna get naked or what?

 

[farmernudie]

When Pete is allowed to remember his vows again, it should be MJ obviously, his wife.

He better not go squeezing too many women or else (both he and MJ) are gonna have lots of 'splainin' to do, to each other, when their minds are no longer swiss cheesed.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Aunt May.

 

[Styleshift]

Joe Quesada.

 

[Blackredens]

When Pete is allowed to remember his vows again, it should be MJ obviously, his wife.

He better not go squeezing too many women or else (both he and MJ) are gonna have lots of 'splainin' to do, to each other, when their minds are no longer swiss cheesed.

Actually it was just erased out of existence. Vows never took place.

 

[farmernudie]

Actually it was just erased out of existence. Vows never took place.

They took place, ...in an alternate timeline.


And, the devil can't annul something God put together anyway can he? IF he is THAT powerful to change history and mindwipe a planet and bring people back from the dead.....why is such a powerful guys motivation MARRIAGE...? Odd.


Plus, I have the issue to prove it!

 

[Farren]

Are we supposed to be who we WANT it to be or who we THINK it will be?

 

[Blackredens]

They took place, ...in an alternate timeline.


And, the devil can't annul something God put together anyway can he? IF he is THAT powerful to change history and mindwipe a planet and bring people back from the dead.....why is such a powerful guys motivation MARRIAGE...? Odd.


Plus, I have the issue to prove it!

Yeah Spider-Girl maybe lol

Well maybe you should read the issue he changed history so that the marriage didn't happen period and they agreed to it.

Besides Mary Jane is already sleeping with another man why can't Pete at least go on a date?

 

[Blackredens]

Are we supposed to be who we WANT it to be or who we THINK it will be?

Pick one.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

Black-Cat

 

[Farren]

Pick one.

All right, I guess I'll say Deb Whitman. She was pretty cool.

 

[farmernudie]

BLACKREDENS:

Well maybe you should read the issue he changed history so that the marriage didn't happen period and they agreed to it.

Besides Mary Jane is already sleeping with another man why can't Pete at least go on a date?

Oy.

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

Gwen Stacy's corpse!!! But if Marvel doesn't want to make Peter a necrophiliac then let's go with Kristy Watson... (MJ's cousin) Now THERE would be some serious 'splainin to do when this P.o.S. Satanverse is retconned...

 

[Galactus]

Chameleon.

Perhaps he could be any woman Peter want.

 

[farmernudie]

^Good idea...Chamelon and Pete just might work...lol

Maybe Harry will fall in love with Pete.

They'll prolly realunch the title at issue #600 and call it "Brokeback Spider-Man."

That way he can't have kids or look old. And he'll be safe from future deals with the devil, because the marriage fairy only trades long life for the elderly for married couples.

 

[Spider-Gnome]

Maybe Harry will fall in love with Pete.

They'll prolly realunch the title at issue #600 and call it "Brokeback Spider-Man."

That way he can't have kids or look old. And he'll be safe from future deals with the devil, because the marriage fairy only trades long life for the elderly for married couples.

Congratulations! I think you found the solution to Joe Q's problems!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Mary Jane Watson, the woman in my avatar. You know, the woman he married.

 

[Galactus]

Mary Jane Watson, the woman in my avatar. You know, the woman he married.

If people sends pictures of the wedding-issue to Joe Quesada over and over again, maybe one day he snaps and he will be dragged away in a strait-jacket, yelling: "NO, THE MARRIAGE DIDN'T HAPPEN!! IT... DIDN'T... HAPPEN!!!!"

 

[farmernudie]

^ha ha.

Good idea.

We can send him pictures, post youtube tributes, reminding him over and over that the marriage did INDEED happen, no matter how much he tries to rewrite history.

I am surprised they've not introduced a female character named Veronica yet in Alternate Spider-Man 3X....since Joe turned Peter into a man-child named Archie pretty much now.

 

[Blackredens]

I concur farmernudie

 

[Styleshift]

I concur farmernudie

HAHAHAHA
You should of replaced Mj with Joe Quesada.

I wonder why we haven't really heard as much JQ influece as before since the reboot started.

 

[Venom 1988]

Deadpool

They can quip each other all night long