Spiderman 4: Fire of the Dove's Eye

[Brainiac 8]

All movies should include rape noises. :heart:

 

[Ace of Knaves]

whoever is reacting to this is a fooking IDIOT. its soooo blindingly obvious he is pissing about!!

 

[bored]

I'd actually be a little sad if this all turned out to be a joke. It's just so delightfully awful. Him and Ghostrider87 should collaborate.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

when i read the first page i burst into fits of laughter. i really feel sorry for the people who thought UltimateJustin was being serious.

 

[Johnny Drama]

This is by far the worstfan-fic I have ever read....

 

[thejon93]

IT's BACK!!!

 

[thejon93]

This is by far the worstfan-fic I have ever read....

So, what did you think about the "rape noises"

 

[Johnny Drama]

The rape noises...

hahaha.

Have you ever seen the episode of The Office when Michael Scott writes a movie script and titles it "Threat Level Midnight"? It reminded me of this, so much!

 

[thejon93]

The rape noises...

hahaha.

Have you ever seen the episode of The Office when Michael Scott writes a movie script and titles it "Threat Level Midnight"? It reminded me of this, so much!

Man, now I have to watch that

Anyhow, I love this script. I used to hate it, but when I came back to reading it, I found myself laughing my ass off. It's just so ridiculous. I mean, he wanted Christian Bale to play Spider-Man... Christian Bale to play Spider-Man... An ingenius move for financial success, wouldn't you say?

 

[Johnny Drama]

I thought he was joking at first. I still am not sure if it was real, but the youtube video was the cherry on top...

 

[thejon93]

I thought he was joking at first. I still am not sure if it was real, but the youtube video was the cherry on top...

Oh, my God

Don't get me start on that ----.

 

[red hood 4]

what video?

 

[thejon93]

"Fire of the Dove's Eye (Theme from Spider-Man 4)" is out now on youtube, available FOR FREE right herre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2cwuDfWdBw

The video explains some of the casting choices and lets you get a feel for my world, the new status quo of Spiderman.

Should explain some things.

I love how he says: "available FOR FREE right herre", like we would even spend a dime to encounter more of his bloody, god-awfulness

...That had me laughing

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

What in God's good gravy?

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

*Rape sounds*

 

[thejon93]

What in God's good gravy?

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

*Rape sounds*

Actually, I believe that it is rape noises, not sounds.