MaxCarnage
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I quit right before Civil War. It's hard at first, but I sent my letter to Marvel and the issues stopped coming and eventually I just got my Spidey news right here.
THAT was brilliant.WTF? mate. That was a bit freaking harsh. This just turned into a flame war. You're a proponent of Spidey 3, eh? Well how would you feel if the next movie the new director (presuming Raimi s gone) says "I didn't like SM3. In fact I don't like the whole trilogy. I find the Peter/MJ relationship...stifling, limits creativity" and because SM3 wasn't all it was cracked up to be he uses that as his excuse to use SM4 to erase the entire continuity of the first three movies. Peter doesn't remember proposing to MJ or being lovers, she doesn't remember he is Spidey (nor he that she found out) and Harry's back from the dead with the possibility of no recollection who Pete really is either. All so the love triangle can work and they make MJ a superhero on top of that to "spice it up."
I imagine you'd be pretty damn pissed about that.
Well as a fan of the comics, the character has been about growth (just as Parker grew in the movies with each film, only much moreso in the comics). He went from a 16-17 year old teen (depending whose writing) who is an introverted loser to a witty superhero that's a smartass, to an outgoing but still kind of socially oblivious college kid. He then became a struggling grad student, a drop out and finally a teacher. He grew up, and after running around town settled down with yes, MJ.
But that doesn't mean the story is over. There is more you can tell. But no...Marvel has spent 2/3 of the marriage *****ing or keeping them apart ("she's dead, no they're seperated...how do you feel about clones?"). When they left good writers to their devices (DeFalco, DeMatthis, Jenkins, etc.) it worked. Heck, even under JmS it worked.
Now we've been given a pile of **** for the last 4 years, and at least the last year of it was intentional so that we'd embrace Joey Q's BS theory that Spidey is better single. So he's getting a mindewipe so we can get the same BS stories we had 20 years ago and MJ is turned into a Black Cat knock-off so Peter is "hipper" again, but in permanent stagnation like Superman or the Simpsons...except we don't only read it for the jokes.
So there it is. But to soften a blow that Q knows will piss fans off, he's throwing in some new writers and artists who do good work. It's still shyte. Mark Millar and MicNervin (hwo you're wetting yourself over) are both very talented and Civil War still was crap, especially in the Spidey-department.
It is all shock value and publicity stunts so you wag your tail at the new solicitation promises (3X OMG OMG! CAN IT GET ANY BETTER?! I THINK NOT! AMAZING!!!) with no promises of story other than they will be shallow and have no depth but be mini-events every month x3.
But because of the names you're supposed to accept it, even though Joey Q intentionally spoon fed you **** for the last year so this would look like a good deal. In reality he stripped the character of his maturity, his depth, his personality (as this is not the peter Parker Stan Lee created in Civil War, BIB and especially OMD) and what makes him work to trade him in for a Charile Brown/Peter Pan characterization that loses any depth and is a shadow of its former self with the suspense "will he get together with MJ" or BC, Gwen or whoever else ridiculous because you already know the answer...No. It ages the character.
It's crap. And sometimes you just need to put the animal out of his misery. Just because it has a new cast (Slott) doesn't mean it is going to walk again. Sorry Marvel screwed the pooch on this one.
With that said how would y'all feel about an Amazing classic wording with a "no smoking" or Ghostbuster circle with a line through it avy? I think it'd be more creative.![]()
No more BURDEN of continuity!!?? Are you freaking SERIOUS?Dan Slott writing. Some crazy talented artists. No more burden of continuity...
Raimi has said he prefers Peter Parker to Spider-Man, and it shows: Peter's life and his relationship with MJ are central to the movies. Oppositely, the comics are all about throwing Spider-Man (not Peter) into new conflicts and stories. In the comics, Peter's life and his relationships are all consequences of whatever Spider-Man does. They're secondary.
Which is why, to me, getting rid of the marriage is not that big a deal - it's integral to Peter's character, but that's always secondary to what Spider-Man is doing.
Yeah...What is a big deal to me is that OMD is a giant waste of time. Spending three months to get rid of something so trivial with the king of plot devices is just stupid.
Do you know how to read? The "if" is applying to "all consuming retcon." You're not saying "if this retcon spends Spidey back to when Harry and Gwen are alive," you're saying "if this retcon happens." And you're describing the retcon as including the return of Harry and Gwen.Oh Boy, have I got one here.
Go back and re-read my first post.
See 3rd paragraph- It EXPLICITLY states ‘IF this massive all consuming ret con does happen- sending Spidey comics decades back to when Harry and Gwen are still alive…’
I rest my case.
YOU ARE WRONG.
DEAL W/ IT.
Dangerous said:Yes everyone would like to see more self contained issues, but that has noting to w/ the status quo or how continuity is adhered to. This ‘congestion’ you speak of has all been methodically planned out years in advance by JQ so that he can, in his mind, justify the pathetic cop out of erasing the marriage.
Dangerous said:Because if the marriage never happened, or PP and MJ forget it, then it will effectively render a huge portion of the event’s of Spidey comics from the last 20 years worthless.
You really don't get it, do you?
YOU REALLY don't get the character?
The comics are more action driven given the medium, yes. But why Spidey has always stood out is that Stan preferred spending time on Peter Parker than Spidey. The villains are great as he has arguably the best rogue gallery in comics (Batman fans will have a bone to pick with that staement).
But it is the Peter Parker who went from high school through college, who went from single loser, to a man ****e (sorry he kinda' was in the mid '80s) to a married man who was comfortable in life. The next step is just telling the marriage aspect of his life. Possibly children.
But Marvel has refused to do that.
The character has never been simply putting his alter ego in the background like say Superman or Batman. His supporting cast his intergal to the character. And his progression is what made him stand out.
The movies got this. Sure they made mJ some MJ/Gwen hybrid and cut Gwen, BC, Flash, Liz, Shashan and so forth out. But the idea was the same. The thing that makes Spider-Man a great character besides being the first superhero that is just a smartass and not an authority figure is his struggles through life as the everyman into adulthood. And by ASM #200 he did grow up and the stories evolved with that.
MJ has become intergal to his character. It is why she is so important in the Sam Raimi movies. The MJ in the comics is just a much better character. Her relationship with Peter has become a defining aspect of the books. And to not only remove it but say the last 20 years are inconsequential
is a RAPING of the character that Stan created. Spidey has always been changing. He got new jobs, better jobs, lost them, new friends, lost friends. But he moved forward. So did his supporting cast and some of them reached climactic and beautiful conclusions like Harry Osborn which was played on heavily to the "boring secondary stuff" of Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy AND MARY JANE WATSON and the sins of their youth coming back to haunt them. It was interesting enough that it played out (in inferior storytelling) in SM3.
Kraven's Last Hunt is brilliant because of how it affected the newlyweds and strained the marriage so much, with MJ still unpacking when Peter goes missing for weeks and Kraven goes around as a killer Spidey in the media.
And now these stories NEVER HAPPENED. That is what Marvel is doing.
It is insulting. Peter in stagnation is boring, they tried it in the reboot when they "killed MJ" and it sucked and everyone KNOWS that it sucked.
What you have here is not erasing a minor plot point of the character, but a defining aspect. And it has been planned since before Civil War.
DAcrowe said:Why do these suck so much??? So that when the **** storm ends, Joey Q has successfully done what he has wanted to do the last decade...end the Spider-Marriage. But he made the year leading up it to it so ****ty and poorly written that when he hires some good writers and artists to write a few fluff pieces for hte next year or two, you'll think you're stock is going up in the world.
It's not. It's a marketing scam no different than getting people to buy Civil War by having Spidey unmask himself. It is a publicity stunt with no merit and you are wlaking into it with blinders on. "Ooooh pretty art and new packaging, a new writer. Me likey," when it is the threshold of crappy storylines. You just won't realize it until you get bored with them. Which honestly shouldn't take too long....
No more BURDEN of continuity!!?? Are you freaking SERIOUS?
No. That's not it at all. Geeze... perception and intuition isn't your strong suit is it?
But I guess I have to cut you some slack... Obviously your totally off-the-wall statements come from a VERY limited knowlege and understanding of the character.
And if that's who the character is to YOU... and you LIKE it? Well... then don't read Stan's run... or anything from the 70s or 80s... (not that you would "get it" even if it Stan Lee himself explained it to you.)
Yeah...I rest my case.
You can't really say he doesn't get it.
Oppositely, the comics are all about throwing Spider-Man (not Peter) into new conflicts and stories. In the comics, Peter's life and his relationships are all consequences of whatever Spider-Man does. They're secondary.
The "if" is applying to "all consuming retcon." You're not saying "if this retcon spends Spidey back to when Harry and Gwen are alive," you're saying "if this retcon happens." And you're describing the retcon as including the return of Harry and Gwen.
You didn't do your research, you were wrong. Get over it.
As far as I know, it's only been planned since 2006. And even so, I've already said that it's a colossal waste of time just to spend the last year on getting rid of the marriage.
The ret con isn't erasing the marriage from existence, it's erasing the marriage from memory.
I read your previous post and responded (and attempted to obliterate) every point you have.
DAcrowe said:Blade let me ask you something....how old are you?
DAcrowe said:You've pulled the "maturity" card about 3 times now in one thread and I see you registered in May 2007 and judging by your persuasive argument posts and your general lack of knowledge of Spidey comics (seemingly spanning about as far as Civil War) I'd say you liked the Spidey movies, read a few comics in the last year, and like most tfans saw Dan Slott was the best of them.
DAcrowe said:And it wouldn't bug you if they mindwiped her and borught Harry back from the dead as the stories are "more interesting when she doesn't know?"
Really?
From my first post-
If this massive all consuming ret con does happen- sending Spidey comics decades back to when Harry and Gwen are still alive..
That being the worst case scenario. The second worst- the marriage getting erased. Either way both options are deeply unappealing and deal breakers for me. Hence I suggested we create a universal avatar to voice our disgust. That is the gist of the thread.
Why is it so hard for you to understand, do you have learning difficulties?
I did not say when this happens I said if and mentioned the worst case scenario. Do you know what IF means? Fact is erasing the marriage is also a huge piss take for the fans. The repulsive status quo I talked about in the first paragraph of my first post in this thread- denotes any one of a few options. Harry and Gwen coming back being the worst.
I suggest instead of providing another immature emotional response, This time you actually think what these sentences mean and then you will understand that I was wrong about nothing. You interpreted my statements to mean something different.
Dangerous said:You were wrong.
Get over it.
Dangerous said:...I cant even be assed replying to this.
Dangerous said:In effect the same thing, thus rendering its existence in the past 20 years worth of comics void. Void just like the validity of those comics.
Where did you explicitly state that reversing Spidey comics by 20 years and reviving dead characters? All you did was "if this retcon happens" and then described said retcon. You never said it was a worst case scenario, and the fact that you continued to post about Gwen and Harry coming back tells me that you honestly believed OMD involved rolling back history.
I'm not a mind reader. If you intended to say that Gwen and Harry coming back was a worst case scenario, then your post(s) certainly don't reflect that.
How? How does erasing all memories of the marriage invalidate the last 20 years of comics? Eddie Brock still becomes Venom. Kraven still kills himself. Crapfests like Maximum Carnage, Clone Saga, and The Gathering of Five still occur. None of the events change, just the characters' perceptions of them.
What would invalidate the past two decades would be if all the history of the marriage was erased. That would screw up the last 20 years. But all that's happening here is that people are forgetting. Doesn't mean these things didn't happen, just that they aren't being remembered the same way they occurred.
Blader5489: How? How does erasing all memories of the marriage invalidate the last 20 years of comics? Eddie Brock still becomes Venom. Kraven still kills himself. Crapfests like Maximum Carnage, Clone Saga, and The Gathering of Five still occur. None of the events change, just the characters' perceptions of them.
What would invalidate the past two decades would be if all the history of the marriage was erased. That would screw up the last 20 years. But all that's happening here is that people are forgetting. Doesn't mean these things didn't happen, just that they aren't being remembered the same way they occurred.
DOCOCK4MUGEN: but the problem qbout erasing the marriage is that WE KNOW and HAVE PROOF OF IT'S EXISTANCE... Unless Jokesada and crew are going to delete every reference of the spider-marriage from the web, replace all of our comics where Peter and MJ are married and erase our memories, the retcon is another sad pathetic excuse to rape Spidey...
Hmm, they were Fireworks files edited in Photoshop, ..means they come out less sharp when you load em up.
These are edited in the right program and are a tad clearer if you care.
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