Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Parker and MJ are having a deep conversation

MJ: So how would you describe your life?
Peter: Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a comic book

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Venom sneeks up on spidey from behind

Venom: Sssssssssssss....
Spidey: Infatuation is when you think someone's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Do you really think i cover all those catagories???

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Venom and spidey are fighting

Venom: ssssssstop jumping...
Spidey: dude you contradict the statement that humans are smarter then monkeys!

 

[dos_acoustic]

Lizard is wearing a watch for some reason....the whole conversation is very calm and casual

SM: nice watch did your mom buy that for you
L:No, No she didnt
SM: Oh..........I see it is a....pretty nice watch though
L: yeah it tells time pretty good
SM: yeah thats what they do

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

nice one

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Spider-Man is trying to stop Black Cat.

SM: Must...not...look...at...huge...knockers...

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

up:

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Spidey to Venom
"Wait. Scary face, hissy voice, and total disregard for the society... hmmm... ur Marilyn Manson rite?"

 

[spider-neil]

I'll go first

sandman = here's sand in your eye!!

spidey = stop throwing sand my way I hardly know you

 

[logan_weapon_x]

terrible

 

[spider-neil]

terrible

hey, sue me :P

I'd like spidey to break out in song:

'mr. sandman bring me a dream, make her complextion like peaches and cream'

 

[Boom]

Just have Spidey call him "Sandy" or "Sandilocks."

Corny? Yes. But it's better than "Gobby."

 

[spider-neil]

writting wise cracks for doc ock is easy but for sandman it's a little harder

 

[Spider-fan.]

I'd like to see--

Spidey to Sandman:
"Who let you out of the Blue Lagoon?"

or

"Hey, shouldn't you be collecting seaweed and empty cans or something?"

or

"It's time to send you back into that litter box where you came from"

 

[Silver Sable]

Mine is corny but here it goes:

Spidey to Sandy-you belong in a beach, not the city

 

[KingOfDreams]

"Hey, shouldn't you be collecting seaweed and empty cans or something?"

I like that one.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

YOu son of a BEACH!!!!


if they use that, i'd watch the film 2 times in a row

 

[GoldGoblin]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere.

 

[Reikowolf]

*Sandman attacks Spider-Man with ball of sand

Sandman: How about a game of Beach Ball

*Spider-Man covered in sand bursts out and sticks to a wall for safety.

Spidey: "Great.... now you're in my boxers.... does that mean we just?... ewww"

 

[Agent Thermal]

Spiderman: "Sooooo......'Sandman,' right?"

Sandman (forming giant fists): "Yep."

Spiderman (doing "yawning" motion with hand): "Geez, no wonder I'm going to sleep."

_______________________

Spiderman: "Soooooo.....'Sandman,' right?"

Sandman: "Yep."

Spiderman: "And who's your wife? 'Sand-witch'?"

 

[Agent Thermal]

YOu son of a BEACH!!!!


if they use that, i'd watch the film 2 times in a row

Oh man..... I'm not normally an advocate for near-cussing-word-jokes, but I couldn't help but laugh at that...especially considering the fact that he technically IS a son of the beach!

I'm not gonna support its use, but I'll give credit where it's due.

 

[Boom]

YOu son of a BEACH!!!!


if they use that, i'd watch the film 2 times in a row

Wow.

That is pure gold.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere.

And this is just goddamn funny.

 

[Head>On<Collider]

He can pick up a broom and wave it at him.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

If you wanna become a nudist beach that badly, move to europe

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

If you need cash that badly, i could get you a part in the beginning sequence of 'Days of our lives'