Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[spider-neil]

I'd love spidey to say to sandman - 'weren't you extra in the mummy'

 

[3dman27]

I'd love spidey to say to sandman - 'weren't you extra in the mummy'

spidey" and i have to ask
is raechel wiess as gorrgeous off camera as she is on it?

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

(seeing GG2)
Spider-Man: Ah, another Osborn on a glider. What will we call you, the "Snob Goblin?"

(meeting Venom for the first time)
Spider-Man: You know, I know somebody that would be a really good match for you.
Venom: Who?
Spider-Man: Sigourney Weaver.

(seeing Sandman)
Spider-Man: And I thought the Beach Boys had all retired!

 

[3dman27]

(seeing GG2)
Spider-Man: Ah, another Osborn on a glider. What will we call you, the "Snob Goblin?"

(meeting Venom for the first time)
Spider-Man: You know, I know somebody that would be a really good match for you.
Venom: Who?
Spider-Man: Sigourney Weaver.

(seeing Sandman)
Spider-Man: And I thought the Beach Boys had all retired!

spidey after seeing all three vililans
"ever since that spider bit me my life's turned into a cross between the x-files &the DRESDEN FILES

 

[TehUberMuffinXD]

Spidey after Venom first hits Pete when he's not noticing:

"Looks like Mulder let one slip!"

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

venom says to spidey the first time they see eachother, "oh look it's the party pooper".

 

[Hotwire]

Spidey to Venom: No tongue on the first date.

Spidey to Venom: I didn't realize KISS was in town.

Spidey to Sandman: Let ME sing YOU a dream!

 

[3dman27]

Spidey after Venom first hits Pete when he's not noticing:

"Looks like Mulder let one slip!"

huh?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Spidey to Venom: If only I had a tongue like yours... I'd have MJ and Gwen.

 

[Spider-Girl™]

Sandman: "You should have stayed in black Spider-man! 'Cause I'm gonna dirty you up bad!
Spider-man: "Sorry, they tell me blue really brings out my eyes."

 

[3dman27]

spidey"cops trying to jail me,the feds trying to force me into becoming a government agent, thing you know some jokers on internet messasge boards will be trying to tell me how to talk"

 

[Mr Jide]

Sandman: "You should have stayed in black Spider-man! 'Cause I'm gonna dirty you up bad!
Spider-man: "Sorry, they tell me blue really brings out my eyes." - by spider-girl


Spidey to Venom: No tongue on the first date. - by Mal;Akai

These 2 quips I can actually see working in a movie and good enough for Tmags to pull off.

The rest are either crap or worthy of being put in a spidey game.

 

[TehUberMuffinXD]

huh?

Agent Mulder....ya know, the X-Files? Aliens? The truth is out there?

 

[3dman27]

Agent Mulder....ya know, the X-Files? Aliens? The truth is out there?

shouldn't that have read mulder AND SCULLY?
here's one spidey seeing the black cosume for the first time"i know i look like a ninja climbing up walls but THIS is ridiculous"

 

[VoiceOfReason]

Spidey to Sandman: I'm gonna make a CASTLE out of you!

 

[blitz]

Sandman: "You should have stayed in black Spider-man! 'Cause I'm gonna dirty you up bad!
Spider-man: "Sorry, they tell me blue really brings out my eyes." - by spider-girl


Spidey to Venom: No tongue on the first date. - by Mal;Akai

These 2 quips I can actually see working in a movie and good enough for Tmags to pull off.

The rest are either crap or worthy of being put in a spidey game.

excellent man! The no tongue on the first date is the best.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

excellent man! The no tongue on the first date is the best.

Yeah, that was very original.

To Venom:

Spider-Man: This doesn't even constitute as a first date! Get that tongue out of my face!

Although, I must confess, we both stole it from Hellboy.

 

[Mr Jide]

excellent man! The no tongue on the first date is the best.

They weren't my suggestions. I merely quoted from another poster, rating it as acceptable for the movies.