Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[King Ruler]

*Spidey's battling Venom and the latter starts whipping out his tongue in Spidey's face

Spider-Man: (thinking) Please don't kiss me please don't kiss me please don't kiss me...

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey tells Hobby, "I see Greeny is not the only one that shops at Wal-Mart".

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Venom has his mouth open.

Spidey: "Who the hell is your dentist?"

 

[BudokaiG]

How about:
Spider-Man dodges many attacks of a foe (Sandman?), and then stops on a wall and says: "Hey! Call me paranoid, but i get the feeling you don't like me!" or "Hey, Call me paranoid, but i get the feeling you're trying to hit me!"

 

[Jason Martell]

*Spidey's battling Venom and the latter starts whipping out his tongue in Spidey's face

Spider-Man: (thinking) Please don't kiss me please don't kiss me please don't kiss me...

Sorry pal, but I don't tongue on the first date.

 

[King Ruler]

I SERIOUSLY don't know why I didn't think of that.

 

[King Ruler]

*Spidey battling Kraven

Spider-Man: ...You SURE you weren't one of those dancers in the YMCA video?

or

Spider-Man: Don't lay a hand on her, you Tarzan knock-off! I don't care if her name DOES have 'Jane' in it...

 

[Spider Ranger]

Whilst Fighting Rhino (Yes It's From The USM Game But Still Rocks!! )

Spiderman:Hey Is That An Rhinocereos Horn Or Are... Oh I'm So Scared I Can't Finish My Lame Joke

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Whilst Fighting Venom

Spiderman:Am I Supposed To Be Scared Of You?-Cause I Am!!!

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Whilst Chasing Green Goblin

Spiderman:I Can't Even Get 3 Minutes Peace But Then Again It Has Been Almost 2 Hours Since I Feared For My Life

 

[Venom'sDad]

Venom: We are Venom!

Spidey: That's just great, I'm being double-team now.

 

[Spider Ranger]

Fighting Doc Ock Doc Ock

*Shoots Web*

An Web A Day Keeps The Turtle Heads Away

 

[Spider Ranger]

Double Post???

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey tells Sandman, "why don't you make like a wall, and be still".

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: can Eddie come out to play

Venom: there is no more Eddie, we are Venom

Spidey: I'm sorry.... was I talking to you?

 

[Ultimate Doom]

*Spidey gets a phone call

Creep voice: Can Spider-Man come out to play?

Spider-Man: If this is another goblin, I SWEAR I quit...

Funny lol

 

[King Ruler]

*Spidey gets a phone call

Creep voice: Can Spider-Man come out to play?

Spider-Man: If this is another goblin, I SWEAR I quit...

 

[King Ruler]

Why is it that all my posts are being moved AFTER another person's post that has come after my own?

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Freddy Krueger called, he wants his shirt back!"

"Y'know Sandy, the Gap offer a lot more striped shirts that would look much more flattering on you"

"Wow, green and black stripes....where do you shop, the $3.00 rack at Wal-mart?"

 

[batman44]

Spidey: can Eddie come out to play

Venom: there is no more Eddie, we are Venom

Spidey: I'm sorry.... was I talking to you?

hehe, I like that

 

[Jason Martell]

Hey by chance can you make me a sandcastle?

So wondering, do you even take baths anymore? I mean what's the point, your still all full of sand?

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey Shoots his web in Sandman's face.... agitating him, causing him to become enraged, as his gaze intensify, he bites down and grind his teeth, his neck is overtaken by veins, his nose and mouth snarl widely...... then Spidey, seemingly unaware, of Sandman's apparent anger....says....















































Damn..... look like you are about to $h!+ a brick.......

 

[Obi-Ron]

 

[3dman27]

spidey sees green goblin II in the originals body armor

"somebody call godzilla jet jaguars turned renegade"

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Hey, I saw you in the Mummy Returns....great work!"

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

"Well knock me out, and call me 'spidey'... it's my old friend Venom!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey finds Venom, and say.......


Spidey: You kicked my A$$ the last time we fought. You were bigger, faster, stronger, and more cunning than I was. You left me for dead, so you thought............... but I have news for you, Mr. Tough Guy.

Venom: What.... another A$$ whipping from us..... VENOM!

Spidey: NO!....... I'm saving my A$$ 100% by switching to Gieco.....


Suddenly, with a quick chuckle, Spidey turns and look back.....


Lizard: .... and I hope you have All-State.

Sym: ....... I think you're on your own on this one Eddie.