Star Trek: The HYPE Generation--Episode II

[Mee]

Maybe the Borg will assimilate GAH, and he can ask the Queen about her relationships.

Hahaha t:

 

[tzarinna]

Short and still sweet.

 

[Halcohol]

The seat of your pants appears to be cruising at warp 8, Mee. Nice work so far.

 

[Immortalfire]

Captain's Log: Stardate 867.5309. We've been assigned to investigate an attack on a Federation outpost near the Klingon border. It would seem either one of their ships has gone rouge, or... *dramatic pause*... the Klingons are looking for war.

Ahem, the captain knows the difference between rouge and rogue..thank you.

 

[Abaddon]

I wanna be like Whoopie Goldberg.:heart:

 

[Mee]

Ahem, the captain knows the difference between rouge and rogue..thank you.

Heh heh, oops.

 

[Mee]

Part 4--


The Olympus came out of warp. The Klingons were in orbit of the planet, launching torpedos.


Fire: Ready all weapons Spoons. Bella, hail them.


Master Bruce: Yes?

Fire: Cease your attack and lower your shields, we're taking you into custody.


MB: I cannot do that. We are on a mission from Kahless.

Fire: What? Kahless is dead...


MB: He came to me in a vision. First he said to attack the outpost, but before we destroyed it he commaned me to stop. Now, he has commanded me to destroy this planet.

Fire: You're insane!


MB: Do not interfere, or we will destroy your ship as well.

Fire: Spoons, target their weapons and fire!



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Fran and kakarot watched out the windows as phasers hit the Klingon vessel.

fran: I better go, I have a feeling something could get broke soon.

kakarot: Right, and I'll...uh...

Hal: Want some popcorn?

kakarot: Please.

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MB: Federation dogs! Lift the siege of the planet for now, target the Starfleet ship and fire at will.

Abaddon: Who's Will?

MB: What...?

Abaddon: OH!...oh, I got it. Firing...

MB:

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Spoons: What the-- Captain we just lost shields! Not from damage, they just...shut down.

Fire: What?


fran: Fran to Bridge, Engineering is sealed off and I can't override. What's going on?

DBella: I'm reading 6 llife-signs in Engineering, it's...the survivors from the outpost!

Mee: Huh, didn't feel that one comin.

Spoons: We just lost weapons and transporters!

Fire: Erz, take a team and get us Engineering back! Bella, evasive maneuvers, the Klingons could tear us apart now!

Bella: Sir, they've stopped firing. They're cloaking...

Fire: The- this was all to take over our ship?


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Erz brought Mee, Darthphere, Flexo, and I/P. They found fran sitting outside the main entrance to Engineering...


Erz: Status?

fran: Well my bum's a little sore from sitting so long, but besides that I'm fine.

Flexo: Figure we just blow the door?

fran: Can't. Some of the shrapnel could hit the warp core.

Flexo: That's bad?

fran: The ship would explode.

Erz: How did you make it through the Academy?

Flexo: *shrugs*

Mee: Hey! Maybe I could punch through it with my bionic arm!

fran: That wo--

Erz: --No no, let him try.


Mee pulled back and unleashed all his fury! *BAM* The shock caused his whole body to shake as he fell backwards. Not even a dent in the door.


The others: *laugh track*

Erz: Haha, at least that made coming down here worthwhile.

I/P: Don't ya have any ideas on gettin in mate?

Erz: Not a one.

Mee: Guys...I think I broke my bionic pinky.


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To Be Continued....

 

[Asteroid-Man]

What happend to A-Man! Lawlz

 

[Mee]

Probably sitting in his quarters crying.


Nah you just haven't popped up yet. But you will. And you might die. Haha!

 

[Abaddon]

lol, I'm such a goof.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

A-Man never dies!!!!!!!!! Muhuhahahahahahaha!

 

[Noir]

 

[tzarinna]

Nice,the crew is so doomed.

 

[Super Kal]

at least I know my character can teleport some of the people into the buffers and put the teleporter into a repeating self diagnostic mode to keep our patterns from degrading...

 

[Mee]

Yeah, so...I haven't forgotten about this, in case you're wondering.

Next chapter should be soon.

 

[Super Kal]

really looking forward to the next chapter

 

[Mee]

Part 5--




Bella: They're shutting down everything, long range comm systems, engines, not life support...not yet anyway.

Fire: Erz, you've got to find a way in there.

---

Erz: Ok, here's my plan, we dress Mee up like a woman--

Mee: Why me?

Erz: Isn't it obvious?

fran: Who would be attracted to a woman with a bionic arm?

Flexo: I would.

muscles: Muscles to Erz, can you read me?

Erz: Muscles? What do you want? I'm busy exploring Mee's womanhood.

muscles: Sounds like fun. But I just thought you might like to know that since I was stuck here in the jeffries tube anyway I decided to go ahead and override the forcefield.

Erz: Hah! My plan worked.

Darth: What plan?

Erz: Exactly.

---


It took a few minutes to push muscles, but they finally made it into Engineering...



Matt: What-- intruders! Kill them!

Erz: Phasers to stun!

fran: Remember to watch your aim, don't hit the core!

Mee: Are you talking to them or us?

fran: Us, er... we! YOU!

Mee: Oh, ok.


---


Asteroid-Man: So, Bella, worried about Erz?

Bella: I'm worried about the whole ship.

A-Man: Oh, my you're a friendly one aren't you.

Bella: What? I'm worried about the whole ship blowing up, I'm not in love with the whole ship!

A-Man: Right...blowing up, that would suck. So you are in love with Erz then?

Bella: Are you writing a book or something?

A-Man: Or something. And that's not a no.


A-Man ran off the Bridge with an evil laugh.

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Only Matt was left of the hijackers, I/P Darth and fran we're all hit, only stunned, Flexo and muscles took them to Sickbay. Erz and Mee we're left to find Matt, and stop him....


Mee: Why would they only stun them?

Erz: I'm not sure. I'm sensing something in the hijackers though, like...a presence. Something...influencing their actions.

Mee: Like...a brain?

Erz: Mind control! Do I have to spell it out?! Don't ruin the drama.

Mee: Right, sorry.

Matt: Drop your weapons or I'll blow the core!

Mee: Wha- I can't see em, you see em?

Erz: No--

Matt: So drop your weapons!

Mee: Enough drama for you?

Erz: Plenty. Could use some love scenes though.

Mee: I'm not being the girl for that either.

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To Be Continued....

 

[Immortalfire]

More, more! :heart:

 

[Fran]

My name is farmerfran, and I approve this fan fiction.

 

[StorminNorman]

As always it is great, but I have been reading it the entire time

 

[Immortalfire]

I re-iterate..

More, more! :heart:

 

[Super Kal]

 

[Mee]

I meant to do the new chapter today, but didn't get to it. Should be up tomorrow! :heart:

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I just read the latest chapter-



*Runs off with an evil laugh*
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!!