Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Spoiler Free Review
After waiting 2 years for the movie, Star Wars fans were ready to see what happened next in the conflict between the Resistance and the First Order. That time finally came on December 15, 2017 with Star Wars: The Last Jedi. With Rian Johnson on the directing throne instead of JJ Abrams, everyone wondered what the plot of the movie was going to be like. Disney and Lucasfilm put too much trust in Rian Johnson, they gave him an full trilogy without waiting to see how The Last Jedi did at the movie theater. It felt like Disney and Lucasfilm didn't read the script that Rian Johnson wrote, and they just approved the script and pushed him to the side for money purposes. Rian Johnson took an huge risk, and went overboard with his creative magic, taking advantage of merchandise for the movie, by giving characters, showcased by merchandise not enough screen time.
Pros:
1. Kylo Ren- acting was pretty good, and it showed his struggle with the dark side after killing Han Solo
2. Rey- acting was good, and it showed her struggle of learning how to use the Force
3. DJ- acting was good, and reminded me of Hondo Ohnaka from Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels
4. Porgs- good screen time, since they were heavily showcased with merchandise
5. General Leia Organa- acting was good, but it was hard to watch her scenes after Carrie Fisher's recent death
Cons:
1. Snoke- Force Awakens showed Snoke was as powerful or more powerful than Darth Sidious. With today's CGI technology, he was super scary. The Last Jedi had Snoke die in 10 seconds with an lightsaber slice to the torso. Hopefully Lucasfilm pulls the Darth Maul card, and he gets robotic legs in Star Wars: Episode 9 or that Snoke on the ship was an cheap clone decoy, and he is hiding somewhere in the galaxy preparing to get his revenge on Rey and Kylo Ren.
2. Humor- Lucasfilm took the humor of Thor Ragnarok and boosted it by 10, there was an cheap not funny joke every 2 seconds after the opening crawl.
3. Movie Length- Lucasfilm made the movie too long, my legs fell asleep halfway through in the movie theater. With movie trailers before the movie, the movie was 3 hours long. What made it worse is that the movie theater had uncomfortable chairs, which made the time length even worse.
4. Movie Audio- In most of the scenes, the audio was very quiet. The music was loud enough, but I could barely understand the dialogue from the characters. It could of been the movie theater that messed up the audio settings for their speakers during the projector setup.
5. Poe Dameron- he had pretty good character development in the Force Awakens, but the character development dropped by an couple of points in The Last Jedi, because he gets cocky and disobeys multiple orders from the resistance leaders.
6. Captain Phasma- In The Force Awakens, she showed Star Wars fans that she meant business and showed no mercy. In The Last Jedi, she had an cheap death by Finn during their duel. Finn cuts part of her helmet, and one of her eyes was showed under the cutted helmet piece, which was an nice callback to Ahsoka and Darth Vader's duel in Star Wars Rebels. Hoping Captain Phasma comes back with rage to Finn and the Resistance in Star Wars: Episode 9
7. Movie Trailer Selection- The movie theater chose horrible trailers to showcase before the movie. Most of the movie trailers were your normal action movies that no one was interested in like Ready Player One. The only good trailers that they showcased were Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Avengers: Infinity War. The movie theater could of easily swapped one of the boring trailers like Disney's An Wrinkle in Time with Black Panther, but nope, they decided to showcase 5 boring trailers and 2 good trailers before the movie started.
8. Shirtless Kylo Ren- the scene was pointless, and they should of made him put his uniform back on, before talking to Rey through Force Bond, or cutted it out of the movie. It felt like the scene was created for female Kylo Ren fans to go gaga over him and his pecs/muscles. Male Kylo Ren fans didn't need to see Kylo Ren with his shirt off. I know, all of you will be like Disney and Marvel Studios did the same thing with Captain America, well that was different, since it advanced the plot. Shirtless Kylo Ren didn't advance the plot at all, and it felt repetitive, since they did an couple of other Force Bond conversations perfectly fine with Rey and Kylo Ren wearing clothes.
9. BB-9E - not enough screen time and overhyped with merchandise. Merchandise showed that the droid was going to be Kylo Ren's right hand droid while commanding the First Order, but he only got like 2 minutes of screen time. He could of gotten cut out the movie entirely, and nothing would be affected.
10. Canto Bight- the entire planet felt non Star Wars, music was good, but the action sequence of Finn and Rose escaping security was silly, and it felt like it was copy and pasted from Pirates of the Caribbean
Final Rating: 3/5