Stephen Colbert has balls

Admiral_N8 said:
Tax cuts, gas price isnt his fault, illegal immigration [Bush is actually trying to do something about that unlike Clinton or his father], took out Saddam and Taliban, destroying al qeida, handled 9/11 well right around the time, increased research into different technologies by a huge margin, stopped a recession and brought huge growth again to the economy.

I disagree. Doesn't it seem weird that Gas Companies are reaping huge profits despite this alleged gas crunch. Wouldn't you think our President would look into it seeing as it's very suspicious and all? And he may have usurped a few regimes in the Middle East but it's turned the Middle East into a violent free for all despite the efforts to limply spread Democracy. Why can't we just stay the Hell out of foreign soil and take care of the United States?
 
Admiral_N8 said:
I dont have any, because for 1 guy who like Bush in the least there are about 20 people who hate bush and say if you dont hate Bush you are just ignorant, bringing the country down, a "*****e", needs to "Read a book" etc.

Cute huh
:rolleyes: hardly, our Poli Sci chair loves Bush, but unlike most he can back up his statements with ummm facts and research and not talking points from Fox News...
 
sinewave said:
smart enough to realize when someone is doing a poor job and not dumb enough to blindly follow an incompetent president. that's what i am.



:rolleyes:

The arrogance is astounding there
 
ShadowBoxing said:
:rolleyes: hardly, our Poli Sci chair loves Bush, but unlike most he can back up his statements with ummm facts and research and not talking points from Fox News...

I dont watch FoxNews, I dont even have cable right now.
 
Admiral_N8 said:
I dont have any, because for 1 guy who like Bush in the least there are about 20 people who hate bush and say if you dont hate Bush you are just ignorant, bringing the country down, a "*****e", needs to "Read a book" etc.

Cute huh

i don't know of anyone who thinks lame whiteboys with bleached dreadlocks are cute. :down
 
Godzilla2000 said:
I disagree. Doesn't it seem weird that Gas Companies are reaping huge profits despite this alleged gas crunch. Wouldn't you think our President would look into it seeing as it's very suspicious and all? And he may have usurped a few regimes in the Middle East but it's turned the Middle East into a violent free for all despite the efforts to limply spread Democracy. Why can't we just stay the Hell out of foreign soil and take care of the United States?

He is looking into it now, as it was shown in the news about 1 week ago.

Why cant we just stay out of foreign soil? So should we have just done that in ww1, ww2, Korea, the Cold war, Iraq 91, Genocide in Europe in the 90s, possible action in darfur??
 
sinewave said:
i don't know of anyone who thinks lame whiteboys with bleached dreadlocks are cute. :down

I wasnt talking about myself being cute


"lame whiteboys" haha
 
Mr Sparkle said:
Illegal Immigration was worse under Clinton, Bush Sr. and reagan.

I agree mostly. I'm not so sure about Reagan and Bush Sr. onky because during Reagan's tem I was a Transformers, Voltron, GI Joe obsessed kid and during Bush Sr.'s run I was not following politics all that much. I still hate the subject of politics because of how useless I feel about the current worls situation and I can't do a thing to change it but speak out. But it's all come to a head in this Presidency, hasn't it?
 
sinewave said:
i don't know of anyone who thinks lame whiteboys with bleached dreadlocks are cute. :down

sinewave dealing the +4 pwnage!
 
Admiral_N8 said:
Superficial stuff???

Did you watch Colberts thing? Thats was hugely harsh on Bush, and Bush had to tolerate it.

Did you watch it??

You guys really are very arrogant, saying the people on your side are "the wise one" and those on the other side are "clueless fools".

Grow up maybe?

my mistake. i thought you were referring to bush's lame impersonator skit. that was all superficial. the colbert skit was spot on and vicious. it was exactly something a sheltered, incompetent president needs to hear since he's effectively neutered the u.s. msm.
 
Godzilla2000 said:
I agree mostly. I'm not so sure about Reagan and Bush Sr. onky because during Reagan's tem I was a Transformers, Voltron, GI Joe obsessed kid and during Bush Sr.'s run I was not following politics all that much. I still hate the subject of politics because of how useless I feel about the current worls situation and I can't do a thing to change it but speak out. But it's all come to a head in this Presidency, hasn't it?

oh, I agree with you, I detest the way the current US admin. deals.
I just thought I'd point out that Illegal immigration has always been an issue.
back in the early 90's the freeways in san diego had signs depicting an illegal immigrant family running across (complete with awesome racial stereotyping!)
and it was really blatant. then clinton began operation gatekeeper.
but yeh, Bush sucks.
 
Godzilla2000 said:
I disagree. Doesn't it seem weird that Gas Companies are reaping huge profits despite this alleged gas crunch. Wouldn't you think our President would look into it seeing as it's very suspicious and all? And he may have usurped a few regimes in the Middle East but it's turned the Middle East into a violent free for all despite the efforts to limply spread Democracy. Why can't we just stay the Hell out of foreign soil and take care of the United States?
Actually you should probably bone up on current events. Bush just halted Government production of gasoline (so the military will have to live off their current reserves) and also is visiting two alternative energy companies, one of which he will fund before the end of the summer. All of this is to temporally drop gas prices for the summer, at least long enough to get one of these alternative sources off the ground.

Washington Post said:
Bush directs government to look into gas prices




By Tom Doggett and Patricia Wilson
Reuters
Monday, April 24, 2006; 9:17 PM

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush, alarmed by a spike in gas prices at the pump, has asked the Departments of Energy and Justice to look into possible cheating or manipulation of gasoline markets, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said on Monday.

Bush plans to announce his directive publicly in an energy speech on Tuesday in which he will talk about "how gas demand is only projected to increase this summer and experts are projecting that gas prices will remain high," McClellan told reporters aboard Air Force One as the president flew back from Nevada.

The pain at the pump keeps getting worse for U.S. consumers as the national price for gasoline skyrocketed 13.1 cents over the last week to $2.91 a gallon, the fourth highest average retail price on record, the government said on Monday.

Republican congressional leaders, worried that high fuel costs will turn voters against them in this November's midterm elections, urged the Bush administration to investigate whether oil companies are gouging consumers at the pump.

"Anyone who is trying to take advantage of this situation while American families are forced into making tough choices over whether to fill up their cars or severely cut back their budgets should be investigated and prosecuted," Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and House Speaker Dennis Hastert wrote on Monday in a joint letter to President George W. Bush.
Speaking at a event in Las Vegas, Bush said his administration will "make sure that the energy companies are pricing their product fairly."

"The president will say that in the last few days he has directed DOE and DOJ to make inquiries into possible cheating or illegal manipulation of gasoline markets," McClellan said later.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and the Federal Trade Commission would be sending letters to all 50 states "to remind them to stay on top of this," McClellan said.

Democrats said Republicans will be held accountable for "turning a blind eye" to soaring gasoline costs and not supporting legislation to give the Federal Trade Commission more authority to go after oil companies for price gouging.

Regular unleaded gasoline has climbed 42 cents a gallon over the last month and the latest national price is up 68 cents from a year ago, based on the federal Energy Information Administration's weekly survey of service stations.

The record price is $3.07 a gallon reached after Hurricane Katrina disrupted fuel supplies last September.

Pump prices are rising because of higher crude oil costs and concerns about supply disruptions as oil refineries switch to blending ethanol with cleaner-burning summer gasoline. Ethanol is difficult to transport and can't be shipped by pipelines.

In the EIA's latest survey, the West Coast had the most expensive regional gasoline, with the price up 16.6 cents at $3.01 a gallon. San Francisco topped the survey of cities, with gasoline up 20.1 cents at $3.10 a gallon.

The Rocky Mountain states had the cheapest gasoline at $2.71 a gallon, up 14.5 cents. Among major cities, Denver had the best deal at the pump at $2.82, up 12 cents.

The EIA report also showed prices, rounded to the nearest penny, up 16 cents at $3.08 in Los Angeles; up 8.6 cents at $2.99 in Miami; up 18.9 cents at $2.98 in New York City; up 11.6 cents at $2.97 in Chicago; up 13.4 cents at $2.90 in Seattle; up 10 cents at $2.89 in Houston; up 17.8 cents at $2.88 in Boston; and up 9.7 cents at $2.87 in Cleveland.
Separately, the average diesel fuel price paid by truckers increased 11.1 cents over the last week to $2.88 a gallon, up 59 cents from a year earlier, the EIA said.

MSNBC said:
Updated: 7:27 p.m. ET Feb. 20, 2006
MILWAUKEE - Saying the nation is on the verge of technological breakthroughs that would “startle” most Americans, President Bush on Monday outlined his energy proposals to help wean the country off foreign oil.

Less than half the crude oil used by refineries is produced in the United States, while 60 percent comes from foreign nations, Bush said during the first stop on a two-day trip to talk about energy.

Some of these foreign suppliers have “unstable” governments that have fundamental differences with America, he said.

It creates a national security issue and we’re held hostage for energy by foreign nations that may not like us,” Bush said.

Bush is focusing on energy at a time when Americans are paying high power bills to heat their homes this winter and have only recently seen a decrease in gasoline prices.

Longer-lasting batteries
One of Bush’s proposals would expand research into smaller, longer-lasting batteries for electric-gas hybrid cars, including plug-ins. He highlighted that initiative with a visit Monday to the battery center at Milwaukee-based auto-parts supplier Johnson Controls Inc.

During his trip, Bush is also focusing on a proposal to increase investment in development of clean electric power sources, and proposals to speed the development of biofuels such as “cellulosic” ethanol made from wood chips or sawgrass.

Energy conservation groups and environmentalists say they’re pleased that the president, a former oil man in Texas, is stressing alternative sources of energy, but they contend his proposals don’t go far enough. They say the administration must consider greater fuel-efficiency standards for cars, and some economists believe it’s best to increase the gas tax to force consumers to change their driving habits.

During his visit to Johnson Controls’ new hybrid battery laboratory, Bush checked out two Ford Escapes — one with a nickel-metal-hybrid battery, the kind that powers most hybrid-electric vehicles, and one with a lithium-ion battery, which Johnson Controls believes are the wave of the future. The lithium-ion battery was about half the size of the older-model battery. In 2004, Johnson Controls received a government contract to develop the lithium-ion batteries.

On Tuesday, Bush plans to visit the Energy Department’s National Renewable Energy Laboratory in Golden, Colo., to talk about speeding the development of biofuels.

$5 million transferred to save jobs
The lab, with a looming $28 million budget shortfall, had announced it was cutting its staff by 32 people, including eight researchers. But in advance of Bush’s visit, Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman over the weekend directed the transfer of $5 million to the private contractor that runs the lab, so the jobs can be saved.

The department “has been informed that the NREL lab director will use these funds to immediately restore all of the jobs that were cut earlier this month due to budget shortfalls,” the department said in a statement Monday.

“Our nation is on the threshold of new energy technology that I think will startle the American people,” Bush said. “We’re on the edge of some amazing breakthroughs — breakthroughs all aimed at enhancing our national security and our economic security and the quality of life of the folks who live here in the United States.”

Later Monday, Bush visited the United Solar Ovonics Plant, which makes solar panels, in Auburn Hills, Mich., outside Detroit. “This technology right here is going to help us change the way we live in our homes,” Bush told reporters.

Bush said he was impressed with the growing commercial uses of solar energy.

“Roof makers will one day be able to make a solar roof that protects you from the elements and at the same time, powers your house,” Bush said. “The vision is this — that technology will become so efficient that you’ll become a little power generator in your home, and if you don’t use the energy you generate you’ll be able to feed it back into the electricity grid.”

Support for SUVs
Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., questioned Bush’s energy policies Monday, saying the administration also supports subsidies for luxury SUVs.
“This single tax subsidy dwarfs anything being done for hybrid batteries,” Markey said in a news release.

As a complement to Bush’s travels, six Cabinet officials are crisscrossing the nation this week, appearing at more than two dozen energy events in more than a dozen states.

© 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
 
Mr Sparkle said:
sinewave dealing the +4 pwnage!

Dreadlocks? I dont even have dreadlocks


And here we have another cheerleader!!!
 
sinewave said:
my mistake. i thought you were referring to bush's lame impersonator skit. that was all superficial. the colbert skit was spot on and vicious. it was exactly something a sheltered, incompetent president needs to hear since he's effectively neutered the u.s. msm.

Yeah Colberts skit.

So Bush has to tolerate it, and he did.
 
Admiral_N8 said:
Dreadlocks? I dont even have dreadlocks


And here we have another cheerleader!!!
You probably should poke fun and people who support others if you lack such support yourself.
 
Admiral_N8 said:
He is looking into it now, as it was shown in the news about 1 week ago.

Why cant we just stay out of foreign soil? So should we have just done that in ww1, ww2, Korea, the Cold war, Iraq 91, Genocide in Europe in the 90s, possible action in darfur??


Why can't we stay out of Foreign Soil? I'll tell you why, because we have natural born American Citizens who are suffering here in this country. It's bad there's tyranny and strife in other countries, but we as a nation can't be the saviors of the Earth. Just to make a more identifiable comparison here that would be like me going to my neighbor's apartment, bashing down the door with a baseball bat and bludgeoning the girl's abusive boyfriend to try and liberate her. Do you think despite the abuse she's taken she'd appreciate me for that? If you know your American History, you'll realize that orea and Vietnam were totally baseless wars we didn't win and ended up as stalmates. Did we make it better by attacking these countries? The tutgh of the matter is that war did not change the emnity. It only reinforced it. You cannot change minds with weapons. I don't even think in this day and age you can change minds at all because humanity is so stuck in unevolved, unenlightened, barbaric thinking patterns.
 
Admiral_N8 said:
Tax cuts, gas price isnt his fault, illegal immigration [Bush is actually trying to do something about that unlike Clinton or his father], took out Saddam and Taliban, destroying al qeida, handled 9/11 well right around the time, increased research into different technologies by a huge margin, stopped a recession and brought huge growth again to the economy.

you mean those tax cuts for the wealthy that's helping to expand the divide between upper and lowerclass incomes until the middleclass is the minority? yeah, that's just working out great. :rolleyes:

when did bush take out the taliban? i thought they were still raising holy hell in the middle east.

his increased research into different technologies is too little too late and is most likely just paying lipservice. i guarantee if we had a democrat in office for the last 6 years, we'd be much farther along than we are in terms of research into alternative energy. al gore is spearheading some impressive research into this area as i type.
 
Admiral_N8 said:
Dreadlocks? I dont even have dreadlocks


And here we have another cheerleader!!!

Like Ohmygawd! *twirls gum around finger*
you like, have me, like, totally figured out!
 
Mr Sparkle said:
oh, I agree with you, I detest the way the current US admin. deals.
I just thought I'd point out that Illegal immigration has always been an issue.
back in the early 90's the freeways in san diego had signs depicting an illegal immigrant family running across (complete with awesome racial stereotyping!)
and it was really blatant. then clinton began operation gatekeeper.
but yeh, Bush sucks.

Did you know the PC idiots are going after a simple word like Spaz saying it's a demening connotation now? That's just taking things waaaaay too far now isn't it? Pretty soon words like spaz will be considered swear words if the PC bunch has their way.
 
Godzilla2000 said:
If you know your American History, you'll realize that orea and Vietnam were totally baseless wars we didn't win and ended up as stalmates. Did we make it better by attacking these countries? The tutgh of the matter is that war did not change the emnity. It only reinforced it. You cannot change minds with weapons. I don't even think in this day and age you can change minds at all because humanity is so stuck in unevolved, unenlightened, barbaric thinking patterns.

So you think its wrong we went into Korea? You think it would have been better if N Korea took over S Korea?? Tell that to the S Koreans....

"Cant change minds with weapons"...okay Mr Hippy Idealist. We sure changed Germany and JApans minds with our weapons.
 
Godzilla2000 said:
Did you know the PC idiots are going after a simple word like Spaz saying it's a demening connotation now? That's just taking things waaaaay too far now isn't it? Pretty soon words like spaz will be considered swear words if the PC bunch has their way.

man, that "geek, dweeb or spaz?" skit on SNL would've never been :(
yeah, PC is bad, but then, the new trend of being all forced-un-PC is even worse. :down gawd modern times can suck! things are supossed to get better.
 
sinewave said:
you mean those tax cut for the wealthy that's helping to expand the divide between upper and lowerclass incomes until the middleclass is the minority? yeah, that's just working out great. :rolleyes:

when did bush take out the taliban? i thought they were still raising holy hell in the middle east.

his increased research into different technologies is too little too late and is most likely just paying lipservice. i guarantee if we had a democrat in office for the last 6 years, we'd be much farther along than we are in terms of research into alternative energy. al gore is spearheading some impressive research into this area as i type.

When did Bush take them out? Oct 2001 right?

And the tax cuts helped out, or do you guys really only give him credit for the bad but not the good??? I already know the answer to that, its a rhetorical question.

You "guarantee if we had a democrat" the last 6 years we'd be farther ahead? You have a crystal ball? What makes you think that, look at what Clinton didnt do.
 
sinewave said:
you mean those tax cut for the wealthy that's helping to expand the divide between upper and lowerclass incomes until the middleclass is the minority? yeah, that's just working out great. :rolleyes:

when did bush take out the taliban? i thought they were still raising holy hell in the middle east.

his increased research into different technologies is too little too late and is most likely just paying lipservice. i guarantee if we had a democrat in office for the last 6 years, we'd be much farther along than we are in terms of research into alternative energy. al gore is spearheading some impressive research into this area as i type.

Well, I think it's less about Party Lines and more about who can be a good leader regardless of their affiliation. I guarentee you Kerry would be Bush Lite. There has not been one candidate for several successive elections, Clinton, Bushes Jr. and Sr., Kerry, etc. I've like 100%.
 

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