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Finally got round to viewing this tonight.
The Dark Tower is - to me, and many others - a long, epic saga. It's King's Magnum Opus, his Lord of the Rings.
Now imagine you had a hyperactive friend with attention deficit disorder who read all the Dark Tower books pretty quickly. A year later, you're having a conversation about some of the best King stories ever written, and he's jumping up and down telling you that you absolutely must read The Dark Tower.
Why, you ask? What's it about?
Your friend now gives you a quick summary of the novel over the course of 60 seconds; the broad strokes, all truncated and missing the finer details which give substance to the story and the characters. He tells you about the crazy magical man in black, the gunslinger who can shoot bullets with his bullets, the tower that holds the universe together, the efforts from both sides to destroy and save the tower, and the boy called Jake who is the key to holding it all together. Unfortunately, his ADD means he skimmed most of the book and appears to have missed many locations, many characters, many flashbacks, and generally all the good bits.
This movie is the live action version of that summary.
Most of us knew well in advance of its release that trying to compress a saga like TDT into a 95 min film was never going to work, and guess what? We were right. It feels short, glossed over and rushed.
The Dark Tower is - to me, and many others - a long, epic saga. It's King's Magnum Opus, his Lord of the Rings.
Now imagine you had a hyperactive friend with attention deficit disorder who read all the Dark Tower books pretty quickly. A year later, you're having a conversation about some of the best King stories ever written, and he's jumping up and down telling you that you absolutely must read The Dark Tower.
Why, you ask? What's it about?
Your friend now gives you a quick summary of the novel over the course of 60 seconds; the broad strokes, all truncated and missing the finer details which give substance to the story and the characters. He tells you about the crazy magical man in black, the gunslinger who can shoot bullets with his bullets, the tower that holds the universe together, the efforts from both sides to destroy and save the tower, and the boy called Jake who is the key to holding it all together. Unfortunately, his ADD means he skimmed most of the book and appears to have missed many locations, many characters, many flashbacks, and generally all the good bits.
This movie is the live action version of that summary.
Most of us knew well in advance of its release that trying to compress a saga like TDT into a 95 min film was never going to work, and guess what? We were right. It feels short, glossed over and rushed.