Strangest conversation you've heard on public transportation

[terry78]

I was on the el-train downtown Friday evening and was basically sitting behind two guys that were discussing how awesome it would be if they got matching vibrating cock rings. I am not kidding, I swear. They weren't just male bonding, they were a couple from what I could gather, but they were discussing it for quite a long time, and after a while it just became background noise to me.

 

[Rando Aces]

on a bus on the way to a concert, a woman was telling another female about her boyfriend who was in graphic desgin in university. apparently, female 2 couldnt grasp that graphic design wasnt graffiti. i wanted to hit the woman.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I've chatted about my exotic pets with the bus driver occasionally.

 

[Pluto]

I heard a guy talking about carrying bodies to his car and complaining they were too heavy right out loud like nobody was around.

Turns out he was a funeral home director though.

 

[StrainedEyes]

2 girls were talking to eachother. They weren't laughing or anything, just talking, and at one point one of them said "I think I just peed a little."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I'm the one who has the strangest conversations on public buses and trains, from tyranny's not having souls to naive pets.

 

[CashforStash]

I heard a chick on the GRT and was talking to her BF and the chick said tonight the walls where brown, now what i'm going to do to you, well, it's going to repaint the walls white.

W.T.F.

 

[Tyrinus]

Well at first I thought this older asian lady was on a cell phone, but then it became clear she didn't have one nor an ear piece and was just talking to herself. Basically she was speaking an asian language that I didn't recognize, there would be this burst of laughter, and interspersed in there she would say "Jimmy Carter". This went on for quite some time.
Gotta love the CTA.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I was on a train in Chicago coming from Wrigley Field. This black girl was talking to a black guy and she was speaking like ebonics with plenty of cursing.

 

[terry78]

I was on a train in Chicago coming from Wrigley Field. This black girl was talking to a black guy and she was speaking like ebonics with plenty of cursing.

That's pretty normal actually. I would think being from the Bronx that's just another day.

 

[Nirvana]

Once on a bus I heard a guy talking about how he has an amputee fetish.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I heard a lesbian couple talking about their pet strapon, it was named fred and they were feeling bad for leaving it at home.

 

[Dark Victory]

I was on the brownline in Chicago heading towards Madison/ Wabash(to get comicst and I guy was talking on the phone to his brother about his dead dad and he said that he was happy he was dead and would spit on his grave, burn his house, kill his cat etc...

 

[Spidey-Bat]

That's pretty normal actually. I would think being from the Bronx that's just another day.

I never heard it like that before.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

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[Anubis Raptor]

Once on a bus I heard a guy talking about how he has an amputee fetish.

....wow

 

[Honey Vibe]

This thread rocks.

 

[Tyrinus]

I have two friends that have both fallen asleep on the train and woken up to a cracked up lady rubbing on their leg.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I once talked to my bro about whether someone would still accept an Oscar if they had to give the previous winner a bj in a theater. A few people actually joined in and asked us question. It was great t:

 

[TLH]

I was on the el-train downtown Friday evening and was basically sitting behind two guys that were discussing how awesome it would be if they got matching vibrating cock rings. I am not kidding, I swear. They weren't just male bonding, they were a couple from what I could gather, but they were discussing it for quite a long time, and after a while it just became background noise to me.

Good stuff

 

[rizzo51]

omw to Berkeley and some dude behind me and my friend was talking on his phone to some girl he had on the side begging her not to tell his wife about them. His phone was one of those cells that are turned up too high so you can kinda hear what the other person is saying even though he was trying to be sly or whatever. It was a long sad ordeal, she didnt know he was married, now she's preggo and found out he was married and was going to tell the wife, she was cussing up a storm. I hope she exposed his lying cheating butt.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

This wasn't on a PT but... i was out in public at a mall and some asian woman comes up to me and says "are you irish?" and i was like... uh... no? and she was like..."oh.... do you go to UCLA?" and i was like... uh... no (this time starting to walk away a lil), and she was like "oh... well i knew an irish guy who went to LA".... and thats when i just slowly backed away... lol

 

[knowsbleed]

This wasn't on a PT but... i was out in public at a mall and some asian woman comes up to me and says "are you irish?" and i was like... uh... no? and she was like..."oh.... do you go to UCLA?" and i was like... uh... no (this time starting to walk away a lil), and she was like "oh... well i knew an irish guy who went to LA".... and thats when i just slowly backed away... lol

Was she hot?

If so, what the hell's wrong with you?

If not, what the hell do you think some random Asian woman is actually going to do to you that you need to "slowly back away"?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Was she hot?

If so, what the hell's wrong with you?

If not, what the hell do you think some random Asian woman is actually going to do to you that you need to "slowly back away"?

1) im gay
2) she was like i said, old
3) she was weird as hell

 

[knowsbleed]

1) im gay
2) she was like i said, old
3) she was weird as hell

1) how's that working out for you?
2) you never said she was old
3) old people are fun... they have the best stories