Strangest thing a teacher has ever said about you.

[ComicChick]

my physics teacher said this in front of the class

"you're not too bright are ya?"

the reason he said it;

i had fallen asleep in class and i was called to answer a question. we were reviewing hw or something and the girl next to me told me we were on number 5 and i read out the answer.

we were on number 14

to downplay it i tried to make something up along the lines of "i'm sorry, i've just been reworking that one for a while, it really stumped me and i was going over it again."

it worked

 

[rdh007]

I want to tell you people you're stupid, but they won't let me.

 

[ObakeTora]

The N-word

 

[Valerie_f4]

I was accidently tipped over my desk and almost got the person walking by, and my teacher went into panic mode! She was like,
"You almost killed her,"
"What am I going to tell her mother if she did get trapelled by your desk young lady?"
I said nothing.
After I had a talk with the teacher and my mother, on the way home
I said, " Well, is the little glass case the say "break open in case of emergency"" I was sent home. Of course apoligize to the girl who almost got "killed".
We are best friends now. The teacher was moved to another school. Not funny, but the weirdest moment ever.

 

[LexCorp]

Blabba gumptreeshoefishmanpong

 

[Brick]

"I expected better from you not to use such guttersnipe language"

 

[Dangerous]

]:>

 

[Metal Spidey]

One of my teachers called me bony. It kinda bothered me but I wasn't sad or anything.

 

[Superman4ever]

"It's too big!"

I bet you wouldn't guess why.

Haha!

EDIT: NEVERMIND!

 

[Captain Planet!]

When I was five... my kindergarten teacher wanted us all to color a picture of a rainbow, and I was really tired so I just colored it all green and she was all like "Rainbows are not green, they are multi-colored! This is wrong, all wrong! Do it right!" and when my Mom got there she was like "Screw you".

 

[WompuM]

"My grandma plays better football than you and she's dead!"

 

[The IronMan]

miss "l" my high school world civ teacher told me she loved to run her fingers through my hair

 

[Untilteld]

My History teacher once told me I had pretty eyes.

 

[Zumi]

I had three of four years of math teachers in High School. The third one took the cake in how she constantly called us idiots, jerks, ect. Yet she was a great teacher so when the school(or someone) decided to make a video of her teaching she spent a week using this 'The right way to encourage students' poster on the wall to practice not insulting us. So it went from 'you stupid fool, how could you get that wrong?' to 'great effort, keep up the good work dear, though for the correct answer you want to...' It was a weird switch.

 

[Immortalfire]

"You are the dumbest student I have ever had the misfortune of putting up with."

 

[Asteroid-Man]

"he is a goad and an irritatant" and then he said "wow! great improvement! I had a great year with you" ok wtf is that about!?

 

[aSyluM7]

"I know I lie to you guys all the time, but this time I'm telling you the truth."

 

[Mario_Galaxy]

''If I could just give spankings to all of these jerks in the class....''

I'm dead serious.

 

[Figs]

"You young man have diarrhea of the mouth!"

LOL, in middle school, never heard someone refer to a person cussing as having diarrhea of the mouth. I didn't know whether to laugh or just act confused.

 

[Fanticon]

"How do you know what personification means?"

 

[Zumi]

Wasn't to me but a teacher that was later booted from the school due to people complaining about his 'interest' in spending time with their children once told my friend 'Do you have a cousin or sister or something who looks and acts exactly like you but is closer to my age?' Creepy...

 

[Captain_BluTac]

miss "l" my high school world civ teacher told me she loved to run her fingers through my hair

My librarian said the same thing to me.

 

[Valerie_f4]

I had a teacher who broke a thing for show and tell. And it was devestating, she broke the thing in pieces. and it didn't like she was looking where she was sitting and sat on it. It was a cool thing. A globe thingy, very expensive.
She said she was sorry, but she said something that had me laughing all the way home. She was like, "I am sorry my big bottom sat on your toy." The kid was crying, but she didn't seem to care, but I'd be more mad than sad.

 

[Sugarculted]

'Well, if you're friends with Matt...then you're not going to go anywhere. Just look at him'
Oy vey. It was something along those lines, but he always picks on me for fun. Great guy though
Another matter though, which hardly involves anything said to me...but the strangest thing I've seen an old teacher do, is put two tables together, limboing whilst she reads a poem about limboing. She's like, 50-60...strangest. Moment. Ever.

 

[Valerie_f4]

"Why didn't you tell your parents about us?"
This was when I was getting tutoring.