Superbad

[K.B.]

I wouldn't say it's the funniest movie of the year...I mean it was pretty funny but still...

 

[TNC9852002]

I'm trying to remember some memorable lines:

Slater: "I am so sorry, that I blocked your ****."

Mindy: "I can't take this! I have an exam tomorrow. An exam! I have a veterinarian's exam tomorrow! This is *******!"
Slater: "..Apparently someone has an exam."
Michaels: "How did you know?"

Liquor Guy: "Did you do this, sir?"
Fogel: "No. And uh, you should make sure that someone cleans this mess up. Someone could really hurt themselves."
Liquor Guy: "[sighs]...**** my life."

Michaels: "So,...it's just McLovin?"
Fogel: "...Yeah."
Michaels: "......That's bad-ass!"

Becca: "I'm so wet right now"
Evan: "They said you would be."

Seth: "I would just sit around..all day..and draw pictures of ****s."
Evans: "****s? Like, a man-****?"

Michaels: "Prepare to be ****** by the long **** of the law!"

-TNC

 

[AndThePickles]

You didn't get all of those right

 

[TNC9852002]

You didn't get all of those right

Oh, well sor-ree for only seeing the movie one time! Do you have a bootleg copy or something?

-TNC

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh, well sor-ree for only seeing the movie one time! Do you have a bootleg copy or something?

-TNC

No, I can just remember that not all of those are correct

 

[TNC9852002]

No, I can just remember that not all of those are correct

Well I don't disagee, but are you sure of what the correct lines are?

-TNC

 

[AndThePickles]

Well I don't disagee, but are you sure of what the correct lines are?

-TNC

Haha, well I'll admit I'm a perfectionist so I'm not gonna go try to correct everything when I don't have the script memorized...I was more teasing you than anything else, but I can see you got offended The main one I noticed is this though, just because it's a lot funnier when correct:

"I'm so wet right now"
"They said that would happen in health class"

 

[Reek]

the best line of the movie to me was "Im so wet" "yea they said that would happen in health class"

 

[Prolific]

Man when i got out of the movie theater i thought "it was good but not as funny as i hoped" but no re-reading your guys post on quotes from the film i laughing my a$$ off. For me it like when i saw anchorman. i liked but didnt think it was that funny until my friend would quote it and then it became one of my favorites. This movie is definitely in my top ten comedies of all time. #1 is Dumb and Dumber though

 

[Bond]

Superbad is the funniest movie I have ever seen.

"Well you know, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

 

[K.B.]

Man when i got out of the movie theater i thought "it was good but not as funny as i hoped" but no re-reading your guys post on quotes from the film i laughing my a$$ off. For me it like when i saw anchorman. i liked but didnt think it was that funny until my friend would quote it and then it became one of my favorites. This movie is definitely in my top ten comedies of all time. #1 is Dumb and Dumber though

After watching both Superbad and Anchorman you didn't think either was all that funny yet Dumb and Dumber is your #1 comedy??

I think you need to go learn a thing or 2 about comedy then...

Dumb and Dumber?!? Seriously?!?

If I made a list of all time great comedy flicks Dumb and Dumber would be nowhere near it. In fact you'd see a snuff film starring a quadropoligic dwarf with downs syndrome and one of those short lobster hands on my list before anything with Jim Carrey in it.

 

[Drizzle]

A really funny scene in Superbad was Evan and Seth's conversation about spermicidal lube.

 

[Tissues]

I loved the home ec scene. Seth with Jules and he pretends to drink his load. Evan and the asian cat... And the guy goes along with it and licks himself!

 

[JP]

Twas sold out last night at 10PM.

 

[Mr. Credible]

what does evan say to becca when she's all

Spoiler

drunk, and kissing him, and she says "i so flirt with you in math" and he says, "tell me about it..."

but i didn't hear what came after that. it got a pretty big laugh, though.

 

[The Lizard]

Pretty hilarious.

I still like The 40 Year-Old Virgin better however.

 

[Dark Donnie]

what does evan say to becca when she's all

Spoiler

drunk, and kissing him, and she says "i so flirt with you in math" and he says, "tell me about it..."

but i didn't hear what came after that. it got a pretty big laugh, though.

Samezies

 

[Reek]

what does evan say to becca when she's all

Spoiler

drunk, and kissing him, and she says "i so flirt with you in math" and he says, "tell me about it..."

but i didn't hear what came after that. it got a pretty big laugh, though.

"im so wet right now" "yea thats what they said would happen in health class"

 

[Mr. Credible]

Samezies

ah... thanks.

 

[Dark Donnie]

"im so wet right now" "yea thats what they said would happen in health class"

That part is a little bit after that I believe.

This movie had so many hilarious quotes

 

[Mr. Credible]

"i've got a *****."


god... so many great lines.

 

[Mr. Credible]

also, seth and evan at the end, when they split up at the mall.

"so, i guess i'll give you a call? i have your number."

"um... yeah. i have all of your information."

 

[Prison Mike]

This movie f**kin rules! I give it 100/10. Definitely getting it on DVD.

 

[Cinemaman]

It will get released only on September 27th in my country

 

[Joker]

It was one of the funniest movies I've ever f**king seen. It's right up there with the first time I saw Clerks or Harold & Kumar...