Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: He´s investigating the double murder of the Mario Bros...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

nevermind

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: He´s investigating the double murder of the Mario Bros...

Oh the humanity!

JEDI: "You had a bastard child!"
SUPERMAN: "You had Jar Jar Binks!"
JEDI: "Hmm... alright, we'll call it a draw."
SUPERMAN: "Yes. A draw."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JEDI: "You're no match for the power of The Force!"

SUPERMAN: "Stop it with the cliches already."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Hey Supes Prime, long time no see! In the immortal words of Agent Smith, "MIS-ter Prime, we MIS-sed you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: See, this is the kind of desperate measures a teenager who didn´t have his natural facial hair growth ends up going for...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Lol, thanks man. Nice to talk to you again.

 

[Panthro]

Lol, thanks man. Nice to talk to you again.

Always good to see you around Prime.

UF - hehehe

ROUTH: "Oh man this is almost like a metaphor of my career..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Same here, Prime!

Thanks Panthro and hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

JEDI: Dammit, there´s only ONE Jedi knight who can win this battle now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6sUnzKinmQ&feature=fvst

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ I literally laughed out loud! XD Good one

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: The fat Jedi kid from Youtube was more exciting than your prequel trilogy!
JEDI: Silence!

 

[Panthro]

That was great UF

SUPERMAN: "Hey, at least Brandon Routh's got Dead of Night on his table! What the Hell ever happened to Hayden Christensen?"
JEDI: "Shut your mouth!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Heheheh. You're right. Haven't heard from him since Jumper. Did hear his brother ran into trouble with the law from spousal abuse.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Say goodbye to your phallic connotation."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

double post

 

[byte19]

okay, when did puritanical prudes take over. when did it suddenly become a sin again to be born out so call wedlock (born to unmarried parents). last i heard only called someone a bastard when he or she is being a complete prick/*****!

face it jedi you just lost this round lol!

terra1319 (byte's girl)

 

[Timstuff]

SUPERMAN: Word on the street is that they're going to reboot my franchise so that I won't be a deadbeat dad anymore.
BATMAN: Your point?
SUPERMAN: Well, I'm just saying it'll be really nice to fly solo again-- to know that there won't be some annoying suit trying to pressure the director into including a young sidekick that most fans don't want anyway.
BATMAN: ...I'll talk to you later, I have to take care of something.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Word on the street is that they're going to reboot my franchise so that I won't be a deadbeat dad anymore.
BATMAN: Your point?
SUPERMAN: Well, I'm just saying it'll be really nice to fly solo again-- to know that there won't be some annoying suit trying to pressure the director into including a young sidekick that most fans don't want anyway.
BATMAN: ...I'll talk to you later, I have to take care of something.

Nyehehehehehehehe

BRANDON ROUTH: "So what if I defected to Captain Marvel? They may never make another Superman film in my lifetime! I've got to milk my youth while I've still got it!"

ROUTH-MARVEL: "Goldfingers! 10 of them!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! The Hayden one, the Superman solo one and the Routh as Captain Marvel ones are great!

 

[ultimatefan]

BRANDON ROUTH:C´mon, I can play the superhero AND the kid!

 

[Panthro]

BRANDON ROUTH:C´mon, I can play the superhero AND the kid!

Hehehehehehehe

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Come on, admit it, seeing me like this would still be less offensive than the bastard kid!"

It did not occur to Brandon Routh during his audition for Kyle Rayner that he was technically wearing the Hal Jordan Green Lantern uniform.

 

[Panthro]

BLUE SUPERMAN: "The Hell are we doing here?"
RED SUPERMAN: "I don't know, it was the late 90s when this story line was done. Just stand there and look cool."

BLUE SUPERMAN: "Why haven't they canceled Smallville yet?!"

AQUAMAN: "Eat my shrimp will you?!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahahahahaha! To the last one there.