Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Smallville one!

 

[ultimatefan]

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN:Suddenly the mullet didn´t look so bad, did it?

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Heh, in a second I´ll fly just enough about water and start, "nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

 

[Panthro]

Still can't forgive the mullet, eh?

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "I'm feeling the blues... the Moody Blues."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Aquaman has lost his mind."

AQUAMAN: "The Little Mermaid is the ultimate Disney classic, and you're staying here until you admit it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Death to the muller!


hehehehehe, Little Mermaid...

 

[ultimatefan]

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: Admit it, you still preferred to see this than Richard Pryor as my nemesis!

 

[ultimatefan]

ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: Hypocrites! You love electricity, you love the color blue, but when it´s on ME you say they suck monkey balls!!

 

[Panthro]

That's good stuff Uf.

HULK: "Hey."
SUPERMAN: "Hey."
HULK: "You remember 70s and 80s?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah."
HULK: "Good times."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah. Good times."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and yeah, those were the days...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I won´t stop till I find Nemo!!
AQUAMAN: You can´t, he´s a Disney character, you can´t work for the competition!
SUPERMAN: Damn politics! This is worse than when Luthor was president...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks UF. Good stuff guys. I can sense a Family Guy-type flashback coming after that above caption XD

 

[Superwoman Prime]

EBS: "Bluuuuue-huuu-huhhuhuuu.... oh so lonesome for you. Why can't you be blue over me?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "Clark, I've got something to show you."

SUPERMAN: "What's that?"

BATMAN: "SHAZAM!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Clark, I've got something to show you."

SUPERMAN: "What's that?"

BATMAN: "SHAZAM!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehe, can´t say you can´t teach an old superhero new tricks!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: Hey, we got the red right this time! and the symbol size!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: What was that?
SUPERMAN: The picture that will go along with "desperation" in the dictionary.

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: Hey, we got the red right this time! and the symbol size!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hehehehe. Good ones, and thanks guys.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "Compliments of Christopher Nolan!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Stop staring at me."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: What was that?
SUPERMAN: The picture that will go along with "desperation" in the dictionary.

Liked yours too Prime.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN MARVEL ROUTH: "What is it with you perverts insisting there's some hidden sexual innuendo about my lighting bolt insignia?! Must comics be subversive?! Cant a superhero have a lightning bolt insignia because he thinks it looks neat?!"

SUPERMAN ROUTH: "Where's the sequel? Well it sure as Heck ain't in here!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks SP, Panthro! Love the Nolan one - even though it´s technically a Batman caption.

hehehehehehe, never heard the lightning bolt was considered sexual innuendo. Frankly, some people read way too much Freud...