Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Yeah, I had a lot of stock on the Lehman Brothers Bank,how did you guess?

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, when banks crumble...

SUPERMAN: "Alright you bitsches, settle the legal dispute and get my reboot greenlit now!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Give´em hell, Supes!

 

[Panthro]

ASGARDIANS & OTHER MARVEL CHARACTERS: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able.
We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot-"
THOR: "I Have To Push The Pram A Lot!"

SUPERMAN: "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
JLA: "Right."

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "All I have to do is squeeze."
Batman: "All I have to do is scream."

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Did you know this is considered a form of sexual stimulation?

SUPERMAN: Eeeew!

BATMAN: Gotcha!

 

[Kung Fu master]

^

This isn't technically a caption pic, but thought I'd post it anyway

 

[Panthro]

^

This isn't technically a caption pic, but thought I'd post it anyway

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN 6 - The Quest For A Reboot

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Kung Fu, great strip!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: You think Lois is a b****, you should see her during "remodeling the house week"!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: You think Lois is a b****, you should see her during "remodeling the house week"!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Lois: "Hmm, I dunno..."
Richard: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
Lois: "..and the Star Wars geek thing ain't helping either."

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

SUPERMAN: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS:I KNEW jews came fron another planet!
CLARK:I find that offensive. And strangely arousing.

 

[ultimatefan]

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

SUPERMAN: SHUT THE F*** UP!!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS:I KNEW jews came fron another planet!
CLARK:I find that offensive. And strangely arousing.

Hehehehe

Wait, isn't that actually Richard in that shot?

Hehe, I guess Superman's not a fan of Family Guy.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "My franchise deserves a better class of directors & writers. You will find some for me, or you will die."
BATMAN: "Yes, Master..."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Confess it, you came up with this crappy "VUlturess" rumor because you can´t stand any chick competing with your precious Catwoman as best comics-to-movies feline villainess!
BATMAN: And people say I´M the paranoid one...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Confess it, you came up with this crappy "VUlturess" rumor because you can´t stand any chick competing with your precious Catwoman as best comics-to-movies feline villainess!
BATMAN: And people say I´M the paranoid one...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What´s the meaning of that date in the corner of the image? Tell me!!
BATMAN: Huh, that this was stolen from some videogame or something?