Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN: "So......I can has cheezburger now lol???"

BATMAN: "No.......you may not lol.............so ****!"

SUPERMAN: "OMG....WTF??!! You're such a teh meanie lol!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "We shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
HAWKGIRL: "Great! Where are we going?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Great stuff too!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Did you see, Bruce, Our Public Enemies STV movie´s a big hit!
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: Which only proves my point that I´m still a highly appealing, marketable franchise that only needs the right approach to work!
BATMAN: You don´t think being paired up with DC´s, and arguably the whole industry´s most popular superhero today had anything to do with it.
SUPERMAN: Your point being?

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Did you see, Bruce, Our Public Enemies STV movie´s a big hit!
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: Which only proves my point that I´m still a highly appealing, marketable franchise that only needs the right approach to work!
BATMAN: You don´t think being paired up with DC´s, and arguably the whole industry´s most popular superhero today had anything to do with it.
SUPERMAN: Your point being?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, ultimatefan!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Let's go to a drive-in-diner. How could you not like having attractive waitresses on roller skates bring you things?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPEMAN: "What you might not realize is that these are all cardboard cut-outs."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Let's go to a drive-in-diner. How could you not like having attractive waitresses on roller skates bring you things?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! ove the diner one!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: You had sex with the cleaning woman on your Manor office´s desk?, who are you? How'd you do that?
BATMAN: Hennigans
SUPERMAN: Hennigans?
BATMAN: I was sitting in the office, Alfred was out buying groceries, and the cleaning woman comes in, Iv'e always been attracted to cleaning women, chamber maids
SUPERMAN:: Yeah I'm attracted to them too.
BATMAN: Why is that?
SUPERMAN: It's a woman in your room, so go ahead.
BATMAN: so she starts vacuuming back and forth, back and forth, her hips swiveling, her breasts Uhhh....
SUPERMAN: Convulsing?
BATMAN: Convulsing?
SUPERMAN: I don't know I'm trying to help you.
BATMAN: So then I asked if she wanted a drink.
SUPERMAN: You don't drink.
BATMAN: I know, but I couldn't think of anything else to say, to her.
SUPERMAN: So you started drinking.
BATMAN: So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know if was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me.
SUPERMAN: And how was it?
BATMAN: The sex was OK, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.
SUPERMAN: Good thing the cleaning lady was there.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: You had sex with the cleaning woman on your Manor office´s desk?, who are you? How'd you do that?
BATMAN: Hennigans
SUPERMAN: Hennigans?
BATMAN: I was sitting in the office, Alfred was out buying groceries, and the cleaning woman comes in, Iv'e always been attracted to cleaning women, chamber maids
SUPERMAN:: Yeah I'm attracted to them too.
BATMAN: Why is that?
SUPERMAN: It's a woman in your room, so go ahead.
BATMAN: so she starts vacuuming back and forth, back and forth, her hips swiveling, her breasts Uhhh....
SUPERMAN: Convulsing?
BATMAN: Convulsing?
SUPERMAN: I don't know I'm trying to help you.
BATMAN: So then I asked if she wanted a drink.
SUPERMAN: You don't drink.
BATMAN: I know, but I couldn't think of anything else to say, to her.
SUPERMAN: So you started drinking.
BATMAN: So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know if was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me.
SUPERMAN: And how was it?
BATMAN: The sex was OK, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.
SUPERMAN: Good thing the cleaning lady was there.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Is that a reference? Not familiar with it.

SUPERMAN: "Do you ever feel like Bruce Timm is kinda losing his touch?"

BATMAN: "I've been feeling it a good 9 years now."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Yeah SP, it´s a reference to the classic Seinfeld ep The Red Dot - the one where George tries to give Elaine a cashmere coat that happened to have a stain, so it was cheap. The scene refers to George having sex with a cleaning lady in his office during work.

I wouldn´t say Timm lost his touch necessarily - I really dug some of the new DC STV films, which are in general much better than the Marvel ones, and the JL cartoons had some great stuff. It´s just it´s never gonna have the impact that the first shows had, they were very groundbreaking for the time.

 

[Panthro]

Is that a reference? Not familiar with it.

SUPERMAN: "Do you ever feel like Bruce Timm is kinda losing his touch?"

BATMAN: "I've been feeling it a good 9 years now."

Hehehe, OUCH.

Thanks Panthro!

Yeah SP, it´s a reference to the classic Seinfeld ep The Red Dot - the one where George tries to give Elaine a cashmere coat that happened to have a stain, so it was cheap. The scene refers to George having sex with a cleaning lady in his office during work.

I wouldn´t say Timm lost his touch necessarily - I really dug some of the new DC STV films, which are in general much better than the Marvel ones, and the JL cartoons had some great stuff. It´s just it´s never gonna have the impact that the first shows had, they were very groundbreaking for the time.

And perhaps also when you've been at it as long a Timm, you're gonna develop a batting average, so to speak.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Do you feel like the caption threads are kinda dead lately?
BATMAN: I been feeling it for at least a week.

 

[MovieGeekFreak]

whats thsi about?
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[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Do you feel like the caption threads are kinda dead lately?
BATMAN: I been feeling it for at least a week.

Hehe, yeah.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I said, TURN DOWN THE F***ING MUSIC!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Why's the rum gone?!"

 

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN: "SUPERMAN SMASH!!"

HULK ( offscreen ): "Hey.....That's MY line.....*****!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Surrender right now, you filthy dirtbags!! Oops, sorry, wrong address... Huh, this wouldn´t happen to be a supervillains S & M orgy, would it... No no, I didn´t think so..

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Surrender right now, you filthy dirtbags!! Oops, sorry, wrong address... Huh, this wouldn´t happen to be a supervillains S & M orgy, would it... No no, I didn´t think so..

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "SUPERMAN SMASH!!"

HULK ( offscreen ): "Hey.....That's MY line.....*****!!"

Hehe, Superman + Hulk = Shulk?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!