Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

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FLASH: "Now I'm not normally a religious man prone to praying, but if you're out there... Save Me, Superman!!!"

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SUPERMAN: "Just a minute Flash..."

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FLASH: "Flash doesn't have a minute!"

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GREEN LANTERN: "Oh for crying out loud I gotta do everything around here... hold on, I'll save you Flash! It's not like I have anything else to do, like screwing Carol [Ferris/Star Sapphire] or making sure the integrity of my film is being respected..."
 
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SUPERMAN: Damn, we do look a lot like each other! If it wasn´t for Diana we could be the Separate-At-Birth-Brothers League of America!
 
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SUPERMAN: "Here I Come To Save the Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
 
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GREEN LANTERN: Did you guys see it? Even a Sherlock Holmes movie is making more money than the last Superman movie!
FLASH: Oh, that´s nothing! He had his ass totally kicked by Iron Man, and he used to be called a B-list superhero!
LUTHOR: Can you believe the sixth Batman feature film made almost three times what the fifth Superm...
SUPERMAN: Shut shut up SHUT UP!!!
 
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GREEN LANTERN: Did you guys see it? Even a Sherlock Holmes movie is making more money than the last Superman movie!
FLASH: Oh, that´s nothing! He had his ass totally kicked by Iron Man, and he used to be called a B-list superhero!
LUTHOR: Can you believe the sixth Batman feature film made almost three times what the fifth Superm...
SUPERMAN: Shut shut up SHUT UP!!!
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud
Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

Poor Superman, he'll never be king of the superhero box office again, not at the rate he's going. :csad:
 
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SUPERMAN: "How the Hell does Spider-Man get a reboot before me?!?!?!"
 
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SUPERMAN: "We've got to escape Development Hell Diana, no matter the cost, we must escape from Development Hell!"
WONDER WOMAN: "You and me, baby! We're in this together!"
 
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FLASH: Please, Supes, save a fellow superhero!

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SUPERMAN: Only if you say Superman Returns was better than The Dark Knight!

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FLASH: Oh. Well, goodbye cruel world...
 
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SUPERMAN: ´Let´s fight for truth, justice, and the... Uuuh... The global way! No, that sucks... For truth, justice, and the American, but not excluding other countries ways, way... Hell no... For truth, justice, and the insert blank nation here way...
LUTHOR: Oh for the love of God... What´s next, "all that stuff?"
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.
 
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SUPERMAN: ´Let´s fight for truth, justice, and the... Uuuh... The global way! No, that sucks... For truth, justice, and the American, but not excluding other countries ways, way... Hell no... For truth, justice, and the insert blank nation here way...
LUTHOR: Oh for the love of God... What´s next, "all that stuff?"
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
 
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FLASH: "Hey Supes, check out my new golden Bluetooth stereo headset. Works great, even on great altitudes...""
SUPES: "You can't fly you dumb ass..."
 
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WONDER WOMAN: "Hmmm, standing here in this formation like this reminds me of something..."
GREEN DUDE: "Yeah, I know! It's like we're shooting a Queen video, "I Want It All", do you remember that?"
SUPES: "Cool! Can I be Frreddie Mercury??"
FLASH: "Sure, that means you're dead..."

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BATMAN: Let me make this clear, I´m only doing this because Nolan asked me to...
 
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LOIS:Please, somebody help us!! He´s dying in the public conscience!!

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NOLAN: Heeeeere I come to save the daaaaaaay...
 
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DON CORLENOLAN: I will make WB an offer that they cannot refuse...







(I know the actual quote is from Michael Corleone, but couldn´t resist...)
 
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BATMAN: Let me make this clear, I´m only doing this because Nolan asked me to...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

All the Nolan ones are funny UF.

Good work Sinister Vulture. We need more people in this thread.
 
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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

@ Panthro: thanks!
 

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