World Superman's Charming One-Liners

[rohitiyer]

Clark (in STM): "Personally, Mr. White, I'm against violence of any kind."

Not an exact quote.

 

[Mr. Socko]

Forget Clark

Lex's "kyrrrptonite" line will be the best.

 

[TheWebline]

Yeah, that really wasn't funny.

I thought the five fingers joke was funny. I just thought of Chapelle's show ;-)

 

[Dr. Fate]

I never thought of Superman as the "charming one-liner" type of guy.

 

[afan]

"Good evening .......Officer Mooney......they say confession is good for the soul.....I'ld listen to this man.......take him away."

"I'll mold that box into your prison bars."

"Clark?..... Is he a boyfriend..........Peter Pan flew with children Lois in a fairy tale."

 

[rohitiyer]

From the George Reeves series -

Jimmy: (After Superman breaks through the wall) "You could've just used the door, Superman."

Superman: "Well, let's just say this is a bit more spectacular."

 

[MoreCowbell]

Lois: Richard takes me flying.

Superman: Not like this.

 

[rohitiyer]

Lois: Richard takes me flying.

Superman: Not like this.

^^Is that in SR?

Here's another popular one:

"Gee that's funny. I've never seen garbage eat garbage before." - Clark in Superman 2

 

[afan]

Ooooooooooooooh yes, WYOMING!

 

[rohitiyer]

From Superman Adventures:

Superman: "No one dies today... I said 'no one'".

 

[rohitiyer]

Superman: "BUMP!"

 

[Byrd Man]

Batman: if your so damn super how come you aren't as rich as me?

Superman: F*** you orphan

 

[Showtime]

Superman: And there will be peace. There will be peace when the people of the world, want it so badly, that their governments will have no choice but to give it to them. I just wish you could all see the Earth the way that I see it. Because when you really look at it, it's just one world.

 

[Excel]

ive uhh...been working out.

 

[Excel]

chill out guys....



"ive uh, been working out" is my favorite all time qoute from any superman comic or movie.

 

[TrailerMusic]

I thought you were addressing me. My bad.

Nah that was meant as a General Statement

 

[Showtime]

Nah that was meant as a General Statement

I see that now so excuse my question mark tirade.

 

[Showtime]

chill out guys....



"ive uh, been working out" is my favorite all time qoute from any superman comic or movie.

It's the motion he makes with his arms that puts the exclamation on it.

 

[Man-E-Toys]

"Gee that's funny, I've never seen garbage eat garbage before."
I love that line and how Reeve delivers it.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Haha, my friend says that line all the time. So corny (as most of the stuff in the original Superman movies)...but that line is EXTREMELY funny. Try saying it so somebody, makes it even more weird and enjoyable.

 

[Chase023]

Doesn't take you guys much to really go off the track here! LOL

Wow can't believe no one mentioned already...

Superman: "I am here to fight for truth, Justice, and the American way"
Lois: "Your gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country"

Also

I know superman didn't say it but from STM

(I really like this one, can't get it outta my head)
Pimp: "Say Jim, Woooooooo; That's a bad outfit!! Wooooooo!!" (I think the "Dirtiest player in the game"/Ric Flair borrowed the wooo from STM hahaha)

Also some of the first conversations between him and lois is funny.

Lois: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Superman: "No I don't, but if I did, miss lane you would be the first to know about it!"

Lois: "How big are you?(stumbles), How tall are you?"
Superman: "About 6'4"
Lois: "How much do you weigh?"
Superman: "225"

Lois: "Do you like pink?"
Superman: "Like I pink very much Lois"

Hahahaha...

From SR Trailers (I think this one is awesome!)

Superman: "You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but everyday I hear people crying for one"

 

[AgentPat]

Not all the time it doesn't. I just stated that little rule because that rule DOES EXIST & the person that started doing what she should not have done to begin with knows that rule very well & should not have done what she did to begin with here.

WTF? Um... TrailerMusic, note the SECOND post in this thread! Nobody complained from that post onward. Everybody here was getting along just peachy. Showtime is one of the biggest supporters of SR on this board, and I happen to consider him a good friend. I even turn OFF my sig when I post in this forum out of respect for the regs.

Let the mods do their jobs, n00b! Stop policing people that KNOW the difference between a troll and folks who bend the rules with honorable intentions - especially ones that have been friends and on these boards for a hell of a lot longer than YOU!

This is a nice thread for Superman quotes - perhaps a bit off topic for the spoilers' forum, but a pleasant thread nonetheless.


So... back on-topic! From L&C:

Superman:

• "Emerson said, 'Self-trust is the essence of heroism.' Inside each of you is a hero. And so, I leave knowing that a world full of heroes has nothing to fear."
• "Honestly, I don't know how you thought a pair of glasses would keep people from recognizing me. That's kind of ridiculous."

Clark:

• "You like to be on top. Got it."
• "Lois is... well she's complicated. Domineering, uncompromising, pig headed... brilliant. And we're not really going out. It's business."
• "I do NOT have hat hair!"
• "Lois, I have always been honest with you. Always. Except for one thing. And when I tell you what that one thing is, I hope you'll understand."
• "Lois, I kind of have to pick my moments for changing into Superman."
• "What suit? There's no suit. I left it at home. It's just you and me, Joe and Judy Regular. Wanna neck?"
• "Well, today I spent two hours polishing my boots, ironing my 'S,' saved a runaway hamster from a cat... tightened my glasses..."
• "Doctor Klein ran every possible test he could. The poor guy could barely even face me... but he told me that Superman's biology and an Earth woman's are incompatible for reproduction. I told myself I'd never make you cry. I'm sorry." (Whoops! LOL)

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

It's the motion he makes with his arms that puts the exclamation on it.

Agreed. I love that part and Reeve as usual nails it. Everytime in my life I get a chance to redeem myself or prove someone wrong finally, I think of that scene.

 

[rohitiyer]

From STM:

How'd you get here so fast?

Clark: (Shrugs) "I ran."

From STAS- The Last Son of Krypton:

Lois: "How'd you get here so quickly, Smallville?"

Clark: "Oh... I flew"

Love those!

 

[rohitiyer]

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