World Superman's Charming One-Liners

[rohitiyer]

I'm wondering why this thread has been moved?

Okay, okay... so everyone is posting Superman quotes from previous versions.

But I'd originally intended this to be a thread where we could come up with possible dialogues for Superman in SR as well (Not just funny captions, mind you)

So what do you think Superman is going to say in the new movie?

Or what would you LIKE to hear him say?

 

[Andy C.]

That's probably not a very good idea, since everyone will turn this into another "Things Superman would never say" thread and fill it with lame lines ripped from Family Guy and Chapelle's Show.

 

[Tzigone]

Smallville
Eric: [Grabs Clark by the shirt] Come on, Clark. If you had the power to do whatever you want, what would you do?

Clark: I'd stop people like you.

Lois & Clark
Superman: . . .but when I can save a life, well... in that instant, I know two things most people never figure out: why I'm here and how I can make a difference.

 

[Araneae]

This is one my favorite excahanges from S:TAS

Lois Lane: I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.

Clark Kent: Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline.

Lois Lane: You're a sick man, Kent.

 

[animexcel]

Superman: "Mr. President, sorry I've been gone for so long. I'll never let you down again."
-Superman II

Lois: "How could you leave us like that?"
-Superman Returns

Superman: "Lois...I never lie."
-Superman the Movie

Clark Kent: "Excuse me sir, I think you're sitting in my favorite seat."
-Superman II

 

[mcflytrap]

What has two thumbs and loves to fly?

This guy!

 

[animexcel]

"You. What kind of a creature are you?"

"Just a man."

"Just a man?"