Sweetest Thing You've Ever Done for a Member of the Opposite Sex

[Halcohol]

the trashy ones are easy, but the one's worth holding on to aren't

I know that, it's one of the little things that make me feel superior to the guys I know who go out every weekend hunting for some tail.

It's not even worth it, you know?

 

[ComicChick]

I know that, it's one of the little things that make me feel superior to the guys I know who go out every weekend hunting for some tail.

It's not even worth it, you know?

try living in the city with the biggest naval base in the world. and work in a military store. all the military guys are hornballs.

also take into consideration that they go on deployments for months at a time, and when they come back, one of the first places they go to is get food (which is where I work).

some of the rudest, crudest, jerky guys i've ever met in my life. makes me and my fellow female coworkers dread when i hear a ship's returning. the come off the ship acting like they've never seen females before.

 

[Crooklyn]

oh honey. i'm having an discussion with Crooklyn in another thread about the mature decision to either play games to see if a girl likes you or to just confront her and see her reaction to guage her interest in him.

Because asking her straight on is GUARANTEED to give him an honest answer. There's NO POSSIBLE way she would ever lie. None.

these boys wouldn't listen to us, they're too busy getting all their information from teen movies.

NOW who's being immature?

 

[Halcohol]

try living in the city with the biggest naval base in the world. and work in a military store. all the military guys are hornballs.

also take into consideration that they go on deployments for months at a time, and when they come back, one of the first places they go to is get food (which is where I work).

some of the rudest, crudest, jerky guys i've ever met in my life. makes me and my fellow female coworkers dread when i hear a ship's returning. the come off the ship acting like they've never seen females before.

Awww... that makes me so sad for you. LOL, seriously. I'm looking at that post like you'd look at a dog that was beaten by its owner.

Simply because I'm a guy and I KNOW the dirty sh_t that goes through my head, but I can't imagine saying most of it to another person, hoping that'd persuade you to sleep with me.

Da-amn.

 

[ComicChick]

NOW who's being immature?

i thought that was in reference to a thread someone made about black panties equating to getting sex, where the person got the info from a teen movie, but i could be wrong.

 

[Halcohol]

i thought that was in reference to a thread someone made about black panties equating to getting sex, where the person got the info from a teen movie, but i could be wrong.

Although, in my experience, it's not technically wrong...

 

[ComicChick]

Awww... that makes me so sad for you. LOL, seriously. I'm looking at that post like you'd look at a dog that was beaten by its owner.

Simply because I'm a guy and I KNOW the dirty sh_t that goes through my head, but I can't imagine saying most of it to another person, hoping that'd persuade you to sleep with me.

Da-amn.

try still having to be polite and stuff so you don't lose your job, when you want nothing more than to smack the leering grins off their faces.

 

[heypapajinx]

Because asking her straight on is GUARANTEED to give him an honest answer. There's NO POSSIBLE way she would ever lie. None.

oh you're right.
games are definitely the more "mature" way to go.
game playing really get's the to the truth.

 

[Crooklyn]

try still having to be polite and stuff so you don't lose your job, when you want nothing more than to smack the leering grins off their faces.

Eh, while I'm not excusing whatever actions they're doing that's inappropiate, I can see where they're coming from. They're being shipped off into the middle of nowhere, on a ship full of sausages. And this is for a prolonged amount of time. It's a simple fact: you're gonna get horny.

On the bright side, maybe you can take it as a compliment? At least they're not sneering at you. Now THAT would be insulting, knowing that they're just yearning for females.

oh you're right.

games are definitely the more "mature" way to go.

game playing really get's the to the truth.

Way to avoid answering.

 

[Noon]

A friend of mines boyfriend once bought her a dress and left it on her bed with a card saying 'Come outside to the fortress of solitude!' (She lived next to a farm and there was a playpark with a fort made out of hay bales)

She went outside and he jumped out on her in a superman costume.

I just thought that was really sweet even though it didn't happen to me I don't think my boyfriend is that romantic anyway.

 

[ComicChick]

Eh, while I'm not excusing whatever actions they're doing that's inappropiate, I can see where they're coming from. They're being shipped off into the middle of nowhere, on a ship full of sausages. And this is for a prolonged amount of time. It's a simple fact: you're gonna get horny.

On the bright side, maybe you can take it as a compliment? At least they're not sneering at you. Now THAT would be insulting, knowing that they're just yearning for females.

i guess you're right, but it gets aggravating sometimes. just cause they were out to sea doesn't mean they have to come back and act so crazy.

while i will admit not all the guys are like that, there are always those certain ones that ruin the whole group. it's usually only a small handful that really aggravate me.

most of the time i'll laugh it off, or pretend to not have heard them and just run their orders like normal. but there's always gotta be 1 or 2 that are horrible.

 

[Kaleb]

Why the hell cant anybody be straigh forward now days.God what I would give for a chick who knows what she wants.

 

[heypapajinx]

Because asking her straight on is GUARANTEED to give him an honest answer. There's NO POSSIBLE way she would ever lie. None.

Way to avoid answering.

oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize there was a question in there.
i didn't see any "?".

and you know what, you're right. she'll probably lie.
i'm coming to you for ALL my relationship advice from now on.
after all, you are a man who knows his porn.
clearly you are an authority.t:

 

[Halcohol]

It's my experience that a woman who's really into you and is worth pursuing won't lie to you.

 

[heypapajinx]

It's my experience that a woman who's really into you and is worth pursuing won't lie to you.

:heart:

 

[ang_hulk]

well to most people selling my lifes work(hulk collection) to devote all my attention to my sweetie would be tops,I spent two days gather ing her valntines gifts which included mass amounts of her favorite choclates and turning her house into a flower garden.I remember everything she says and thus she gets each gift she ever mentions,even if she mentioned it once like the blue yoshi.I guess those things,if you asked her what may come to mind is me rush sliding to help her over an iced puddle.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i guess you're right, but it gets aggravating sometimes. just cause they were out to sea doesn't mean they have to come back and act so crazy.

while i will admit not all the guys are like that, there are always those certain ones that ruin the whole group. it's usually only a small handful that really aggravate me.

most of the time i'll laugh it off, or pretend to not have heard them and just run their orders like normal. but there's always gotta be 1 or 2 that are horrible.

it's kind of funny, i have a friend in the navy, and he spends 3 or 4 months at a time out on a ship... he comes back to land, tells me he needs to get "some", because he hasn't had sex in 4 months, and i'm all like "um, i live on dry land all the time, and neither have i."

 

[Kaleb]

We need to get laid,the whole lot of us.

 

[heypapajinx]

We need to get laid,the whole lot of us.

yuk!
no way!
boys have cooties!

 

[Kaleb]

In africa we call it aids

 

[Halcohol]

In africa we call it aids

I hear that thanks to treatment, Magic Johnson's down to only 1 AID.

 

[Kaleb]

Lol,it hurts when i laugh

 

[heypapajinx]

In africa we call it aids

I hear that thanks to treatment, Magic Johnson's down to only 1 AID.

i just did a change from "OH NO HE DI'NT!" to laughing so fast i think a little pee came out when i snotted.t:

thanks for the crass early morning drunken humor guys.

 

[Halcohol]

i just did a change from "OH NO HE DI'NT!" to laughing so fast i think a little pee came out when i snotted.t:

thanks for the crass early morning drunken humor guys.

It's what we do.

 

[Kaleb]

Anytime papajinx