Everyone *clings glass*. Everyone, if I can have your attention. I'd like to thnk you all for coming out tonight and drinking my booze. *false laughter* No, seriously.
You know, there's a thing about being a Wayne. You're never short a few freeloaders to fill up your mansion. So here's to you people. *clears through* mmm, I'm not finished. To all you...phonies, you sychophantic suck-ups who smile in my face, please leave me in peace. Stop smiling, it's not a joke. Please...go.
(or something like that

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