Taser attack at Wendy’s over mayo

[Morg]

How appropriate this happened in Florida.

Really should do what Bugs did

 

[terry78]

They charge you for extra condiments anyway, right?

 

[Timstuff]

Honestly I can't understand why someone wouldn't like mayonnaise, however I do know that Wendy's does have a problem with giving people mayonnaise on their sandwiches even if they specifically say not to. It happened to my mayo-hating friend the last time we went, and he was pretty ticked about having to wipe it off.

Really though, the creation of mayonnaise is somewhat of an art form that many don't appreciate. It's just oil, eggs, and vinegar, but when combined in just the right way you get a delicious concoction that not only makes stuff taste good but also prevents the bread on your sandwich from getting soggy. A properly constructed sandwich uses mayonnaise to protect the bread just as much as it does for flavor, although unfortunately many fast food joints don't seem to understand this.

 

[SuperFerret]

Mayonnaise is the devil's seed.

 

[Raiden]

Mayonnaise is the devil's seed.

I love mayo.

 

[terry78]

I hate it because it looks too much like that other substance.

 

[Raiden]

I hate it because it looks too much like that other substance.

Care to elaborate?

 

[Majic Walrus]

I hate it because it looks too much like that other substance.

Whipped cream?

 

[Carcharodon]

I hate it because it looks too much like that other substance.

If your semen looks like mayonnaise you have severe health problems. That's all I'm saying.

 

[bullets]

I don't like mayonnaise , it's something about the smell :


I love that this woman's first name is melanese .

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Melanese. LMAO!!!!

Another gross condiment, Ranch dressing. My brother was watching some MTV production, I think it was True Life: I'm a Fatty. Anyway, this large black woman proceeded to order fried chicken, sat down inside the fast-food restaurant, and whipped out a large container of ranch from her purse.




.. Wiiiiiiiiish I was joking about that.

 

[vindrow]

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/811398--taser-attack-at-wendy-s-over-mayo

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Another gross condiment, Ranch dressing. My brother was watching some MTV production, I think it was True Life: I'm a Fatty. Anyway, this large black woman proceeded to order fried chicken, sat down inside the fast-food restaurant, and whipped out a large container of ranch from her purse.

I have a friend who puts ranch on cheeseburgers.

 

[terry78]

Any sauce that's a milky white color and has the texture of you know what is off my diet.

 

[POWdER-man]

I hate Miracle Whip with a passion. Hellman's is pretty good though.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm actually surprised they used the word chase in the article. I'd imagine someone being that upset over not getting enough mayo, would more likely be waddling after the employee. Chase to me means running, something I doubt happened in this case, at least not after a few feet.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Now I only believe in using running as it was originally intended. Self defense.

 

[SuperFerret]

Running was also intended to be used in the pursuit of tasty things to devour. Ask any cheetah and they will tell you this is true.

 

[Raiden]

Melanese. LMAO!!!!

Another gross condiment, Ranch dressing. My brother was watching some MTV production, I think it was True Life: I'm a Fatty. Anyway, this large black woman proceeded to order fried chicken, sat down inside the fast-food restaurant, and whipped out a large container of ranch from her purse.




.. Wiiiiiiiiish I was joking about that.

Well, I won't do it like that large black woman did in that show, but I do love ranch dressing, esp. on salad and onion rings. Carrying a large container of this dressing around is way too much, however.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Why do those Miracle Whip commercials make mayonnaise look like some radical new invention for young adults?

 

[Timstuff]

Any sauce that's a milky white color and has the texture of you know what is off my diet.

If your you-know-what is the texture of mayonnaise or ranch you should see a doctor. Don't try to ruin everyone else's lunch just because your baby batter doesn't come out right!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Why do those Miracle Whip commercials make mayonnaise look like some radical new invention for young adults?

Colbert made fun of those commercials.. I wish I could find the link. Haha! I have no idea.. it's very odd.

 

[Timstuff]

Colbert made fun of those commercials.. I wish I could find the link. Haha! I have no idea.. it's very odd.

They're attempting to use Pepsi marketing tactics. The way the advertisers see it, there's a whole new generation of rebellious, gullible young people who want to be "different" from the uncool, outdated and soon-to-be-obsolete older generation. Pepsi convinced a generation that this meant buying Pepsi instead of Coke, and it looks like Kraft is trying to convince the modern generation that it means using Miracle Whip instead of Mayonnaise. No matter how stupid it sounds, there are people in marketing who believe in this sort of thing.

 

[terry78]

May as well be eXtreme Miracle Whip.

 

[Timstuff]

May as well be eXtreme Miracle Whip.

LOL. Well, I'm sure that's next, because after all X is officially the coolest letter in the alphabet, and whenever you can work it into your product's name it will surely sell more. If that doesn't work, try replacing the letter S with Zs. Once Kraft rolls out Xtreme Miracle Whip, I'm sure it won't be long before Hellman's counters with their new and imrpoved "Mayonayz."