The Dark Knight "TDK" script pages released....(yeah, right..)

[mad-sci]

Already posted this in the LR script thread, but decided to post it here too.

Here's a little something for you to talk about / laugh at.

This was posted today on the IGN Film Force message board, by a guy on a link who says the pages were sent to him by a 'trusted source'.

TDK script pages here, here and here apparently.

My opinion: Utter fanfiction.

This seems to be written by an irate fanboy who had certain 'issues' with BB. In the course of the 3 pages, we have Batman and Alfred badmouthing the suit (apparently, it was a bad idea), to the new Batmobile being destroyed (with Batman doing nothing to stop it).



Is it too much to ask people to just LET IT GO???!!!

Another reason why this script is fake? A Robot Joker.


Let me just repeat that, a Robot Joker supposed to be in a film series that Nolan has wished to be grounded in a heightened reality.

Yeah, sounds like the real thing to me...

 

[Mr. Thing]

They've certainly went to a good length to make it look real.

 

[Cinemaman]

Hey, you have already posted this crap

 

[Mr. Thing]

Hey, you have already posted this crap

Shh, he isn't saying they're real. He isn't doing anything wrong.

 

[mad-sci]

I know I already posted it, but thought the other thread was for complaining to LR to give their review (can't anyone wait a few months? Patience..)

 

[theogt]

They've certainly went to a good length to make it look real.

You mean by typing up 3 pages and posting them on the internet? Looks like a lot of hard work.

 

[Mr. Thing]

You mean by typing up 3 pages and posting them on the internet? Looks like a lot of hard work.

No, by decreasing the size, angling the pages, making them look scanned.

 

[theogt]

No, by decreasing the size, angling the pages, making them look scanned.

Which takes approx. 35 seconds to do.

 

[The Shape]

It's too small to see for me.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

it's too small to read, got another link?

 

[Style 92]

Gone.

...which, confirms it's real?

No, can't be.

 

["V"]

Wow. Can't wait!

Anyone else hope the Joker robots have built in ice hockey blades?

 

[mad-sci]

OK, resized them so they can be seen (see 1st post). Read the thing again and no, the Batmobile isn't destroyed. Instead, ANOTHER robot Joker has stolen the Batmobile.

So there are now an ARMY of robot Jokers in this script....


God, I hope this is someone's idea of a joke....

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

OFFICIAL (okay maybe not but.....) joel shumaker has just got on the phone to warner brothers, he wants them go get rid of nolan for the sequel and rehire him, he loves the script and wants to call it 'the flourecent knight'


warner bros say.....

THATS A GREAT IDEA NOLAN OUT YOUR IN,


oh and hes bringin his batnipples with him.

 

[Style 92]

OK, resized them so they can be seen (see 1st post). Read the thing again and no, the Batmobile isn't destroyed. Instead, ANOTHER robot Joker has stolen the Batmobile.

So there are now an ARMY of robot Jokers in this script....


God, I hope this is someone's idea of a joke....

If it is, I'm not sure what the punchline is. Maybe he's hoping people will take it seriously and this will turn into the TDK equivalent of the Spidey-3 FAQ?

 

[Style 92]

OFFICIAL (okay maybe not but.....) joel shumaker has just got on the phone to warner brothers, he wants them go get rid of nolan for the sequel and rehire him, he loves the script and wants to call it 'the flourecent knight'


warner bros say.....

THATS A GREAT IDEA NOLAN OUT YOUR IN,


oh and hes bringin his batnipples with him.

Next time you want to make a joke, try being funny, not obvious.

 

[Aiden]

The robot Joker sounds a bit like Ned Flanders

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Next time you want to make a joke, try being funny, not obvious.

ohhhhh get you.

 

[Mr. Thing]

Actually, you can tell it's not real. The characters names are in lower case in the paragraphs. Throughout scripts, characters names are always in capitals, except in lines of dialouge.

 

[Shoemeister]

Lachy Hulme for Robot Joker.

 

[Van Petrol]

LOL! This sounds like something you would expect to see in a Schumacher Batman movie.

 

[Boom]

These pages made my head hurt. I need to lie down for a minute.

 

[ToddIsDead]

Lachy Hulme for Robot Joker.

 

[mcflytrap]

They've certainly went to a good length to make it look real.

How's that? Because it's formatted? Plenty of screenwriting software will do that.

 

[AdWolF16]

i haven't even read the thing, and i know it's not real. am i the only one who was Batman Begins? Chris Nolan != hack