The Dark Knight TDK TV Spots

[ArmsHeldOut]

If it were up to me it would be a Batgirl movie!

Yvonne Craig was so hot..

 

[In a Pickle]

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[ArmsHeldOut]

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I wonder if that's what it looks like in The Guard's head?

 

[ct joker]

eh i think the white eyes are a neat lil touch sort of an omage (sp?) type deal to all the comics and cartoon eyes..im sure it will be cool might be weird at first but ull all love it.

 

[SonikDeath]

The lenses are cool, i wonder why he has to use them though, in that scene ?

 

[Darth-IronMan]

Yvonne Craig was so hot..

Oh my god!!! Have you seen this?

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDnlrfq5tQE

 

[batzilla]

Yvonne Craig was so hot..

Hell yeah she was! I saw her in the early 80's on some video and she had, I am assuming, a boob job and while I HATE fake boobs, she was so incredibly hot I just couldn't believe it was her!

It may have been her naturals but since she wasn't very big in the 60's I am assuming she had them enlarged. Man, what a BABE!

 

[Anubis Raptor]

Gotta........control............myself...........must...........not........watch......spoilers.......

 

[spideyman101]

Very cool spots! t:

You know what I'd like to see during one of Harvey Dent's campaign speech's. Perhaps right after he leaves the stage and walks away a bomb goes off. Harvey ducks for cover (seen in Trailer 3). Joker's thugs secure the premises as Joker just waltzes up to the stage.

JOKER
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, crossed-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too!

There's a long silence...

JOKER
*ahem*... *chuckles*... *taps the microphone* This thing must not be on *screams* BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO LAUGH!!!

Dead silence.

JOKER
That's ok, I still hate you all, even if you love me... In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. Black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of the wounded people. Suddenly a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single, tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark... I laughed and blew it out... *laughs horrifically - heard in TV Spot #15*... It's a funny world we live in.

Just then Gordon and the GPD arrive at the scene. Gordon runs up to the stage, gun drawn.

JOKER
*looks at Gordon*... Ya know, you're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids!!!

GORDON
Hold it, freak!

Joker takes out a detonator.

JOKER:
Oh, you mean this?

Joker detonates a bomb that sets off the entire street.

NOTE: The "ladies and gentlemen" here is the version heard in Trailer 2. The other version heard in the TV Spots is the version used in the Party Crashing scene.

I tied in several quotes from the comics as well as the movie itself and added them here... I came up with the rest (in terms of what the characters are doing... and what Gordon said. )

 

[echostation]

oh come on fellas... for those who can't access youtube, no chance for any spots on sendspace or rapidshare? i've tried googling the hell out of these things to find them on one of those... no luck

 

[Darth-IronMan]

Hell yeah she was! I saw her in the early 80's on some video and she had, I am assuming, a boob job and while I HATE fake boobs, she was so incredibly hot I just couldn't believe it was her!

It may have been her naturals but since she wasn't very big in the 60's I am assuming she had them enlarged. Man, what a BABE!

Fake boobs are gross to look at...like two grapefruits taped to a chest and you can always see the bags under the flesh and the nasty scars making them frankensteins brides boobs... being a fanboy and never having touched a woman I can only imagine how bad they feel

cheak out that video I posted above... warning though MAJOR SPOILERS!

 

[Ferd]

oh come on fellas... for those who can't access youtube, no chance for any spots on sendspace or rapidshare? i've tried googling the hell out of these things to find them on one of those... no luck

Me too. I would love a download link for them.

 

[echostation]

fake ones don't feel all that bad... of course not as good as the real deal especially if they're grade A sizeable natural melons...

 

[Anita18]

Me too. I would love a download link for them.

Working on it.

Fake boobs are gross to look at...like two grapefruits taped to a chest and you can always see the bags under the flesh and the nasty scars making them frankensteins brides boobs... being a fanboy and never having touched a woman I can only imagine how bad they feel

I went to the last post here and went, "Wut the hell?"

 

[LucidDreamsXx3]

Me too. I would love a download link for them.

yeah id love a download link too, ive tried all over looking for a place to download them but all i seem to find are links to watch it on u tube.

 

[SonikDeath]

I am absolutely loving that Helicopter spin-out in TV Spot 12.

 

[Anita18]

yeah id love a download link too, ive tried all over looking for a place to download them but all i seem to find are links to watch it on u tube.

Oh hah, I was just on YouTube and someone put #10-15 in one 3-minute video.

And he has download links too!

.wmv: http://www.sendspace.com/file/xtnsta

iPod/iPhone (.mp4): http://www.sendspace.com/file/0x3ii3

Phone (.3gp): http://www.sendspace.com/file/xodrzc

Whee!

 

[LucidDreamsXx3]

Oh hah, I was just on YouTube and someone put #10-15 in one 3-minute video.

And he has download links too!

.wmv: http://www.sendspace.com/file/xtnsta

iPod/iPhone (.mp4): http://www.sendspace.com/file/0x3ii3

Phone (.3gp): http://www.sendspace.com/file/xodrzc

Whee!

yay, thank you i didnt see that one

 

[Superman-Prime]

Wow, I gotta say that the spot TV #12 and 15 are the best ever! Man, July 18th needs to get here already!! NOOOOOOOOOW.

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ROFLMAO! You got me laugh real hard. Thank you for cheering me up!

 

[LucidDreamsXx3]

well, it looks eerily similar!

im sorry but i cant stop thinking about this pic, i nearly died laughing when i saw it and everytime i think about it i start giggling. and batman's glowing eyes look a lil wierd but it doesnt bother me.

 

[Yurka]

The way Joker says "The good cop, bad cop routine" makes it sound as if he has a southern accent.

I mentioned that and I was attacked
He sounds like a hillbilly when he says "routine".

 

[Superman-Prime]

^ Yurka, your avatar rocks. Love this one.

 

[ArmsHeldOut]

Hell yeah she was! I saw her in the early 80's on some video and she had, I am assuming, a boob job and while I HATE fake boobs, she was so incredibly hot I just couldn't believe it was her!

It may have been her naturals but since she wasn't very big in the 60's I am assuming she had them enlarged. Man, what a BABE!

She's all natural (trust me). I'll prove it. Stay tuned.

 

[Ferd]

Oh hah, I was just on YouTube and someone put #10-15 in one 3-minute video.

And he has download links too!

.wmv: http://www.sendspace.com/file/xtnsta

iPod/iPhone (.mp4): http://www.sendspace.com/file/0x3ii3

Phone (.3gp): http://www.sendspace.com/file/xodrzc

Whee!

Awesome!!! Thanks so much for sharing!! t: You made my night!

And for the record, real breasts do feel best. **squeezes my own because I can**

 

[DAMU RYDER]

Is it me or does the joker sound like pennywise laughing in tv spot 15?