Teens getting drunk off hand sanitizer

Dumb teens. You're supposed to wash your hands. Not your stomach. Kids these days, huh...
 
It's been a common practice in prisons and mental institutions for a long time. That should tell you something.


Exactly.


When you take all the good ways to get ****ed up away from people then the easiest options left to them are normally more dangerous or disgusting.

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Is it that hard to steal alcohol and convince homeless guys to buy it for them like we used to do? DAMN LAZY TEENS!
 
Joses Christ, man! There's this whole distillation process involving salt and a filtration system just to make it drinkable.

That's too much damn work. Whatever happened to drinking cough syrup? Is it no longer cool to get one's Tussin on?
 
Teens just aren't smart enough these days. :facepalm:
 
Whatever happened to the good old days when kids used to huff glue.
 
It's not even a trend, I think it was like 12 kids over a one year period or something. I like all the YouTube videos showing people drinking it straight without the distillation process. Teens just buy a bottle of Robotussin instead, less work, same effect.
 
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It's not even a trend, I think it was like 12 kids over a one year period or something. I like all the YouTube videos showing people drinking it straight without the distillation process. Teens just buy a bottle of Robotussin instead, less work, same effect.

Probably tastes better too.
 
A lot of people reading this will probably baulk at the thought and think of how they would never partake of any kind of substance like this for a high, but in some cases they will already have without knowing it, that is, if they have ever partaken of any kind of illegal drugs in chemical form.
If you have ever smoked marajuana in solid form, it most likely was mixed with rubber, tyres, whatever they can get ahold of that is the same colour that will mix with the mj and burn easily.
That UK band Goldie lookin chain did a song called 22%(something like that anyway), talking about how studies of solid marajuana generally held there was only that amount of mj in it.

Same with white powdered drugs like amphetamines and cocaine, they will often be mixed with bathroom cleaner, any kind of household prodcut that is a white powder and can be mixed with the drug.

Heroin will often be mixed with glass and sand.

Helium mind bombers will usually be mixed with crushed brick powder from bouncy castles.

Midgets have been snorting rubber bands since the 50s in an effort to elasticise their bones, which is actually more difficult than it sounds. One circus performer got his inner skull tied up so tight he had to have his brain bounced.

The Irish have been gobbling up a watered down version of LSD in large quantaties, due to the difficulties in smuggling drugs into the country due to Bono. this 'LSD' is made from the debris left behind in removal trucks from carpets and linoleum, commonly known as 'Leprecaun stomach dust', again, more difficult to ingest than it sounds.

and of course, the American homeless have been snorting hamburger grease since the mid-70s. Jeff Goldblum can be seen with burger veins running down his nose in the original Death Wish, Bronson was also a big fan, the two of them apparently strapped Micheal Winner onto the back of a Pumpkin and rolled him down a hill into oncoming traffic, laughing wildly as they did so, amidst a hill of discarded buns and burgers.
 
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I wash my hands of this situation.
 
I never thought someone could actually manage to drink hand sanitizers, that's so gross.:doh: Hand sanitizer is supposed to be use on hands, not to get drunk with. Poor teens.:huh: By the way, when it comes to sanitizers, some parents tried their best to always buy hand sanitizers for their kids because they fear that bacteria might cause their kids getting sick. Apparently, if this type of parent we're winning the war on germs, then the reality is that our kids are losing. Without the exposure to keep their immunity developing at an ordinary rate, germ-free kids become more susceptible to adulthood illnesses of the severe variety, also as depression. For more details, why not take a review of some of our web page?



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I never thought someone could actually manage to drink hand sanitizers, that's so gross.:doh: Hand sanitizer is supposed to be use on hands, not to get drunk with. Poor teens.:huh: By the way, when it comes to sanitizers, some parents tried their best to always buy hand sanitizers for their kids because they fear that bacteria might cause their kids getting sick. Apparently, if this type of parent we're winning the war on germs, then the reality is that our kids are losing. Without the exposure to keep their immunity developing at an ordinary rate, germ-free kids become more susceptible to adulthood illnesses of the severe variety, also as depression. For more details, why not take a review of some of our web page?



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It's not even a trend, I think it was like 12 kids over a one year period or something. I like all the YouTube videos showing people drinking it straight without the distillation process. Teens just buy a bottle of Robotussin instead, less work, same effect.

The news media always hypes these things up to get frightened parents to watch. There were similar stories about rainbow parties, vodka tampons, etc. that were also vastly exaggerated as being some kind of nationwide trend when it was like, a dozen people in various states. There are millions of teenagers so ten doing something stupid is hardly a trend, but they hype it up to be.

See also the recent trend in "real life zombie attack" stories from this past summer, half of which didn't even quality as attacks or even vaguely being like a zombie movie.
 

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