The 2014 Hype Awards Ceremony

[ComicChick]

We will be starting the ceremony at 8pm EST. The Red Carpet is winding down and the seats are filling up. Grab a drink, a snack, another drink, and sit back and enjoy the show.

 

[Themanofbat]

Can I see a menu please?

 

[Fallen Angel]

*Runs up and down the red carpet*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[ComicChick]

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Sadly due to CC not talking to my agent I will not be able to provide the music like I did last year. Therefore I decree the entire awards will take place in awkward silence!

 

[ComicChick]

last year you had a zune and megaphone, surely there's a better DJ out there.

wait, he got banned. rip knowsbleed

 

[Fallen Angel]

DJ Clippy in da house.

 

[ComicChick]

go for it

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

last year you had a zune and megaphone, surely there's a better DJ out there.

wait, he got banned. rip knowsbleed

Everyone knows the Zune is the superior MP3 player and had it not been for shady tactics from the people at Apple it would have taken off! Gosh CC, this is common knowledge stuff. I will pass the torch to Clippy for music for the evening though

 

[ComicChick]

ten minutes to go and the Red Carpet is wrapping up

we've got pizza!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Right I accept.

DJ CLIPPY IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!

 

[Fallen Angel]

The Final Countdown



[YT]watch?v=MnqYwcuIjPM[/YT]

 

[Pink Ranger]

Can I see a menu please?

Your choices tonight are a seared ahi tuna steak on a bed of lemon risotto, and a sweaty 7-11 hot dog served with a side order of peanuts Senty found between the cushions of his couch.

 

[Black Narcissus]

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

how does this work again?

 

[Rodrigo90]

They told me there'd be cake

 

[ComicChick]

Welcome to the 2014 Hype Awards. The Hypies, or whatever you'd like to call them

I stepped in for Marx this year, who was unable to host this year. Please bear with me as I've never hosted anything really before. I make dumb jokes, most aren't funny, but I hope you'll enjoy the show and the winners. There were some amazing close categories this year, quite a few being decided by one vote or less!

 

[Rodrigo90]

This place needs music.

[YT]2CISzjeS3J8[/YT]

 

[MrMaooz]

Please tell me you brought Kingsman co-stars Michael Caine and Colin Firth.


The Avengers dudes are automatically here, that's why I didn't ask.

 

[Fallen Angel]

This place needs music.

[YT]2CISzjeS3J8[/YT]

I'm the DJ

 

[ComicChick]

The first award we will be giving out tonight is to the Hype's Best Writer. In the past this award has gone to members like Keyser Soze, Dark Sentinel, and two-time winner JewishHobbit, a now published author.

and the winner is...

Spoiler

Rodrigo90!

 

[Fallen Angel]

For CC our awards host.

[YT]watch?v=Hv6EvujLfUw[/YT]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

A round of :applause for this years host.
And I'm grateful, for being able to witness the start of the ceremony

Congratulation on getting the first award Rodrigo

 

[Rodrigo90]

I'm the DJ

I can't resort to selling myself anymore....I need a real job

 

[Pink Ranger]

Goddamit, first Diablo Cody, now Rodrigo. Is there a conspiracy of former strippers or something?



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