The 2012 SuperheroHype! Awards Ceremony

[Marx]

The 2012 SuperheroHype! Awards will begin at 8pm this evening.​

The ballroom is back again and decorated magnificently! So come on in, take your seats, have a drink, and get ready for the awards!​

 

[Marx]

 

[Marx]

The elves and I are very happy to welcome you all to the 2012 edition of the SuperheroHype! Awards!

First of all, I would like to congratulate all of us on successfully surviving the Mayan apocalypse and end of the world that took place a week ago. You are all warriors and should be commended!​

As has become protocol, I am planning to announce a new award every five to ten minutes. The awards will be announced starting with the last award on the ballot and move our way up to "Hype-Time Achievement!"​

Enjoy!​

 

[Marx]

 

[Marx]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[Matt]

This ceremony needs new a mascot next year. There, I said what we were all thinking.

 

[Darthphere]

This ceremony needs new a mascot next year. There, I said what we were all thinking.

Dude, I've been yelling it this whole time.

 

[Marx]

The first award is for the hypester who is the "Most Helpful". Someone that is always willing to give you advice or help you out with a situation or question. ​

Ladies and gentlemen, the award for "Most Helpful" hypester goes to...​

Spoiler

KANE52630!

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Congratulations to you!​

 

[Darthphere]

Yay Kane####!


But damn those elves!

 

[Marx]

This ceremony needs new a mascot next year. There, I said what we were all thinking.

Dude, I've been yelling it this whole time.

...and replace them with?

 

[Darthphere]

Jawas.

 

[Marx]

 

[Matt]

Dude, I've been yelling it this whole time.

The elves aren't nearly as charming, funny or endearing as they think they are.

 

[Darthphere]

The elves aren't nearly as charming, funny or endearing as they think they are.

And we let them off the hook!

 

[Marx]

The second award of the evening is for the hypester who is widely considered a brainiac. Someone who is incredibly intelligent and always contributes a great deal to any conversation they're involved in. ​

Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Smartest Poster' goes to...​

Spoiler

ANITA18!​

Congratulations! ​

 

[Darthphere]

Well deserved, nerd!

 

[Human Torch]

And we let them off the hook!

They are who we thought they were!

 

[Matt]

The second award of the evening is for the hypester who is widely considered a brainiac. Someone who is incredibly intelligent and always contributes a great deal to any conversation they're involved in. ​

Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Smartest Poster' goes to...​

Spoiler

ANITA18!​

Congratulations! ​

Anita, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Kel is the smartest poster ever.

Kinda makes me wish I voted. I'm pretty sure I forgot.

 

[Human Torch]

This better be worth the rented tux I'm wearing....

I'm just sayin.....

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

This had better be worth it! I've got my can of Cheetos out for this.

 

[Marx]

The next award is for the hypester who is a great story teller. Someone who is always well written and actively particpates in the Hype's various writing challenges and contests.


Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Best Writer' goes to...

Spoiler

JEWISHHOBBIT!

Congratulations! ​

 

[Zatanna]

this better be worth the rented tux i'm wearing....

I'm just sayin.....

lol.

 

[Darthphere]

Marx, who are you wearing tonight by the way?

 

[Marx]

Marx, who are you wearing tonight by the way?

Dolce & Gabbana

 

[Darthphere]

Ooooooh!