The Ask CConn, Farmerfran, zer00, Flexo, Master Bruce Thread, Part Deux

[The_Raven]

You spelled ****** wrong, so I'll call us even steven.

Speaking of ******s, here's a skit that might not get auto-censored.

Even Steven reminds me of Carell on the Daily Show.

No.
Yes.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[CConn]

While that's admittedly hilarious, please stop posting anything other than questions. And certainly nothing that would be illegal on the Hype.

Or I'll come to your house and make fran sit on your father until he cries.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I've got a question. Hows your mother?

 

[The_Raven]

While that's admittedly hilarious, please stop posting anything other than questions. And certainly nothing that would be illegal on the Hype.

Or I'll come to your house and make fran sit on your father until he cries.

My father crying wouldn't be anything new.

Are you serious?

 

[CConn]

I've got a question. Hows your mother?

She's tired from ****ing my father.

 

[PhotoJones]

She's tired from ****ing my father.

i'll try to let her rest tomorrow.

g'night, son.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

She's tired from ****ing my father.

They should probably stop then.

 

[CConn]

My father crying wouldn't be anything new.

Are you serious?

As serious as Bob Dole with a hardon.

i'll try to let her rest tomorrow.

g'night, son.

Night, Dad.

 

[The_Raven]

As serious as Bob Dole with a hardon.

Where the **** is Bob Dole's peanut butter?

 

[PhotoJones]

Where the **** is Bob Dole's peanut butter?

what's norm up to these days?

 

[CConn]

Where the **** is Bob Dole's peanut butter?

It's currently being used in a new Reese's Candy commercial. The script pretty much goes as follows...

Bob Dole: You got chocolate in my peanut butter.
Elizabeth Dole: You got peanut butter on my chocolate.

They then proceed to make love for two hours.

 

[CConn]

what's norm up to these days?

Swartzkoff or the rotund man from Cheers?

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

It's currently being used in a new Reese's Candy commercial. The script pretty much goes as follows...

Bob Dole: You got chocolate in my peanut butter.
Elizabeth Dole: You got peanut butter on my chocolate.

They then proceed to make love for two hours.

To the disgust of normal human beings.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Hey I have a cookie .. what should I do with it?

 

[Abaddon]

which one of you has the smelliest breath?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

what's norm up to these days?

A related question. Why, when I googled NORM! to make a parody of this question (fully expecting to see Geord Wendt) was the first image Google showed me of a man putting on a chastity device, if you know what I mean?

 

[CConn]

Hey I have a cookie .. what should I do with it?

Hmm. I'm pretty sure you can eat it.

I mean, I heard Abaddon say just the other day "Mr. Smash'n Bash can go eat it", so it just be okay. Mmm'k.

 

[CConn]

which one of you has the smelliest breath?

MB.

His toothbrush is just a piece of hay he stole from a neighboring farm one day.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Hmm. I'm pretty sure you can eat it.

I mean, I heard Abaddon say just the other day "Mr. Smash'n Bash can go eat it", so it just be okay. Mmm'k.

I was going to light it on fire, but both you and Abbadon saying I should eat it has swayed me.

 

[CConn]

A related question. Why, when I googled NORM! to make a parody of this question (fully expecting to see Geord Wendt) was the first image Google showed me of a man putting on a chastity device, if you know what I mean?

For the same reason when I googled NORM! all I got was this picture:

Which I will be using as my flag if I ever decide to enter the Olympics.

 

[Abaddon]

is it true that you, Flexo, and zer00 are all just products of MB's mind?

 

[Exploding Boy]

Whats the point of this thread? Dew's advice seems much more....reliable

 

[zer00]

on average, how many times do you take a dump?

I go to the dump at least once a week. I don't believe in garbage men. they once made me throw a bag in to the back of the truck for them

I will never forgive them

i asked dew this, but i'll ask it here:

what's your most prized comic book?

Oreo giveaway reprint of Detective 27

oh I'm serious

A related question. Why, when I googled NORM! to make a parody of this question (fully expecting to see Geord Wendt) was the first image Google showed me of a man putting on a chastity device, if you know what I mean?

I got this

 

[Fran]

on average, how many times do you take a dump?

Once a day. If I had a great meal, possibly twice.

Do I have to ask you guys, or can I go ask someone else? Because I really don't think I'll get the answer I want from you guys.

If you want a hilarious, witty, yet insightful answer, come to us.

So what do you guys think about as these ******s getting married? Its ok I can say that I'm black.

I don't care, as long as they just mind their own business.

i asked dew this, but i'll ask it here:

what's your most prized comic book?

I don't read comic books.

I've got a question. Hows your mother?

She's tired from ****ing my stepdad.

Where the **** is Bob Dole's peanut butter?

PepsiCo. has it.

Hey I have a cookie .. what should I do with it?

Now this IS a stretch, but I say you should eat it slowly. You'll get full that way.

which one of you has the smelliest breath?

Master Bruce.

is it true that you, Flexo, and zer00 are all just products of MB's mind?

Actually, they are a product of my mind. I created them about 3 or so years ago, and had them join this forum early, to wait for my joining this forum.

Whats the point of this thread? Dew's advice seems much more....reliable

We give witty answers, yet sometimes, they actually are insightful. No, wait -- they ARE insightful.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

how do you wipe afterwards, between the legs or bent over?