The Ask CConn, Farmerfran, zer00, Flexo, Master Bruce Thread, Part Deux

[Secret_Riddle]

Is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?

 

[Batman]

Is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?

If so, he's on Edd Extraordinaire's payroll.

 

[CConn]

Wha...what does Edd's payroll consist of?

 

[Fran]

Howcome I can't ask anything?

 

[Secret_Riddle]

I'm Ron Burgandy?

 

[Batman]

Wha...what does Edd's payroll consist of?

Ever wonder why we never hear anymore of ANDREW?

Well. Mystery solved.

Howcome I can't ask anything?

Because it disturbs the balance of the force.

You want Darth Vader to come and pimpslap us all?

I'm Ron Burgandy?

You'll have to challenge CConn to a mexican kangaroo boxing match for that title. But if you win, why not?

 

[Fran]

Because it disturbs the balance of the force.

You want Darth Vader to come and pimpslap us all?

My real name is Lucas (Luke) so I should be able to ask.

 

[Batman]

My real name is Lucas (Luke) so I should be able to ask.

Well my full name is Master James Earl Jones Bruce.

So you lose.

 

[Fran]

But I am the chosen one!

 

[CConn]

No chat.

What's your favorite movie? ...respectively.

 

[zer00]

Creature from the black lagoon

or

Bikini Airways

 

[Fran]

Pan's Labyrinth

 

[Flexo]

No chat.

What's your favorite movie? ...respectively.

So hard to choose just one...

The Thing.

No... Pan's Labyrinth.

No... For a Few Dollars More.

No... King Kong... no...

 

[StorminNorman]

You can only watch one movie, you have to choose between Spider-Man or Spiderbabe.

Which do you choose?

 

[Flexo]

Creature from the black lagoon

or

Bikini Airways

How did I forget to include those?

 

[Fran]

Spider-Man, unless Spiderbabe is dressed appropriately.

 

[CConn]

I'd pass them both up in favor of a DVD copy of Crash and a really good issue of Penthouse.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Why are my pants denim?

 

[Flexo]

Why are my pants denim?

Because your family threw out your leather pants.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Because your family threw out your leather pants.

Can you prove that I had leather pants? Cuz I don't believe you...

 

[Flexo]

Can you prove that I had leather pants? Cuz I don't believe you...

Well, I AM wearing them right now.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Well, I AM wearing them right now.

Yeah, but they never originally belonged to me.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah, but they never originally belonged to me.

I didn't want to tell everyone, but your mother wrote your name on them.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I didn't want to tell everyone, but your mother wrote your name on them.

BTW, my real name isn't my user name -- in case you didn't know.

 

[Flexo]

BTW, my real name isn't my user name -- in case you didn't know.

Yeah...

I'm beginning to see why she wrote your name on your pants.