World The Aunt May game!

[eledoremassis02]

Rules: Somehow work Uncle Ben's death into a conversation with peter and ending with "like when you killed your uncle" or some variation of it

Example:

Aunt May: Peter can you take these books to the library. You know, the one where you killed your Uncle.

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Aunt May: Peter, this carpentry job you did on this kitchen counter is wonderful! I still can't see how such a skinny child like you could do this all by yourself!

Peter: Thanks, May!

Aunt May: Of course you wouldn't of had to do it alone if you had not murdered your uncle in cold blood.

 

[Anno_Domini]

Aunt May: Today reminds me of the day when you killed your uncle.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Aunt May: Would you like some French Toast, Peter? I thought we could celebrate the anniversary of when you killed your dear Uncle Ben.

 

[MarveliteSpider]

AUNT MAY: Peter, I'm going to go volunteer at the homeless shelter. It's what I've been relegated to after you killed your Uncle."

 

[MarveliteSpider]

Stop giving weird fanfiction writers ideas.

 

[eledoremassis02]

lol these are better than some of the ones I thought of...well..except for one...

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

I didn't think this thread would get any replies. This is probably one of, if not the, weirdest thread I've ever seen.

 

[MarveliteSpider]

I didn't think this thread would get any replies. This is probably one of, if not the, weirdest thread I've ever seen.

You're weird.

 

[Ipodman]

Aunt May: "Wanna watch the Spider-Man movie? It's the one where you killed your uncle."

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Aunt May: It's a good thing you quit the Boy Scouts, Peter. I don't think they have a badge for uncle killing.

 

[MarveliteSpider]

AUNT MAY: "I set you up on a date with Mary Jane, but she decided against it after I told her about your nasty habit of killing relatives and girlfriends."

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

You're weird.

Yeah. I know. Maybe I'll actually play this game sometime. Still think it's weird, but we're all weird.

 

[Spidermatrix53]

Aunt May: I think I'll go on a date with Dr. Octopus. It's been so lonely at night ever since you killed your uncle.