The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[CaptainAmerica]

"The culture war is like a bar fight . . . and I'm your broken pool cue!"

—Stephen Colbert.

 

[demento]

All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that? [pulls open his coat, revealing a badge] It says United States Marshal!

[referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up! [shoves Ike down roughly with his boot and slashes his cheek with a spur] The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

[lets Ike up to run for his life] So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! [shouts] You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... [louder] HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

- Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

 

[Dark Guardian]

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. Got that?"
--Jimmy Tudeski from the Whole Nine Yards

Even coming from a comedy movie I thought that was pretty badass

 

[Bill]

Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.

Mexican Bounty Hunter: [holding a wanted poster] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Man With No Name: [from behind them] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who's going to collect it.

Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

 

[raybia]

Man, you come right out of a comic book. - Williams (Enter the Dragon)

 

[TNC9852002]

"You were gonna kill that guy?!"
"Of course, I'm a terminator."

-TNC

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

"Remember remember the 5 of November the gunpowder,treason and plot, I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"

I REALLY hate that sentence. The english sounds really off.

 

[Dark Guardian]

I REALLY hate that sentence. The english sounds really off.

I hate to say it, but that actually is correct English. Sorry buddy.

 

[Leto Atrides]

I REALLY hate that sentence. The english sounds really off.

1. It's correct.
2. It's from a rhyming verse from the 17th century, what do you expect?

 

[Noir]

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Argyle of Sock]

^Along those same lines...

"You ain't leading but two things...Jack and S**t...and Jack just left town."

 

[demento]

"See this? This is a charger. It's used by convicts to hold money and drugs. They stick it in their body, they tuck it up their rectum. You familiar with that? This - look at me - pencil detonator. Timer, used as a receiver, transmitter. C4, highly explosive. You put 'em all together, you got a bomb. Not very sophisticated but very powerful. [whispers in his ear] That's what you have in your ass right now."

Denzel as Creasy in Man on Fire

 

[The Spawn]

Old School:

Godfather: At this point, you may be asking yourself; "Why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands?" You might also ask yourself; "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string... tied to it. And finally, why's the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

 

[jaymes_e06]

"The first case of HIV/AIDS was identified 25 years ago. Since then 25million people have died 5 thousand people dye daily. The fight against this disease still hasn’t produced a cure. But every day every person who joins the fight brings us that much more closer to winning it. So why should I care; because it’s impossible not to."

-Famke Janssen in a PSA about Aids

 

[The Spawn]

Rorschach: The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No."

 

[Dark Carnage]

So why should I care; because it’s impossible not to."

 

[Alexia Dark]

"Send your boss a message. We are coming."

"We? Tom Jackman is gone-"

"We are coming. Sign it, "Jekyll and Hyde"."

Tom Jackman (and "Billy" Hyde?), BBC series Jekyll.

 

[November Rain]

'He who runs with aggression walks without dignity'

samurai jack

 

[Sebastos]

^ That show was great.

"If you love life, don't wast time. For time is what life is made up of." - Bruce Lee

 

[huskerwebhead]

"There is no freedom from me, only freedom through me!" -Apocalypse from the X-Men cartoon

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Whatever happens, happens" - Spike Spiegel

"I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born." -Jet Black

"And you will shed tears of scarlet." -Vicious

 

[November Rain]

Obsession is the greatest episode of X-men ever, 90% of all dialogue from it is pure genius, the writing and voice acting was suberb.

 

[huskerwebhead]

Obsession is the greatest episode of X-men ever, 90% of all dialogue from it is pure genius, the writing and voice acting was suberb.

There was another line from that episode....something like "Come, Kneel before me, and know the peace of eternal sleep." Though I know that's not quite it. Can't find it online anywhere.

"Sometimes you have to roll the hard six" -Admiral William Adama

 

[November Rain]

come, submit, creve unto me and know the joys of eternal darkness.

don't mess with me with that ep, i know ALL the quotes from it

 

[SuBe]

You might not think this is bad-ass, but I do, because it's true.

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."

 

[knowsbleed]

It's a quote from who though?



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