The Bad Ass Quote Thread

come, submit, creve unto me and know the joys of eternal darkness.

don't mess with me with that ep, i know ALL the quotes from it

:up: That's it! Excellent!

Don't know if this one has been said yet or not:

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Bryan (Taken)
 
Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Casimir the Great - so called - told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history.


Amon Goeth --- Schindler's List



:doom: :doom: :doom:
 
"If I can't eat it, drink it, f**k it or fire it, I ain't interested. - Peter McCabe
 
HAN SOLO: Sorry about the mess.

Basically the whole Greedo conversation.

Actually anything Han Solo says is badass.

EDIT: Anything Harrison Ford says is badass.

Indy: Prepare to meet Kahli! IN HELL!

Not as easy as it used to be.

You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing else better to do.

This is an obsession dad. I never understood it. Never.... And neither did mom.
 
"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

Last Words Of: Voltaire, philosopher

This one requires a little context. Voltaire was a famous essayist, deist and apparently smart@$$.

So who is the "enemy" he's talking about in the above quote? It was his response to a priest at the side of his deathbed, asking Voltaire to use the precious few moments left to renounce Satan
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"More weight."

Last Words Of: Giles Corey, farmer and accused witch, while being crushed with stones

According to colonial law, a person who refused to plead innocent or guilty of a crime could not be tried. This was particularly vexing to the courts when they had people accused of witchcraft, since they weren't going to torch themselves.

Their remedy for this was "peine forte et dure", the process where the accused was slowly compacted by rocks until a plea was entered. "Tough love" was pretty new back then and clearly had some refining left. Giles Corey, knowing he wouldn't be afforded a fair trial, challenged every plea request with the above "More weight," as in, "add more stones." He did this literally down to his last breath.

No matter how enormous the rocks they stacked on Giles, it's evident he was carrying the largest stones in the room before he even walked in.

*Courtesy of Cracked.com
 
I don't doubt that this one's been quoted already, but if not, then I'm ashamed of all of you:

"I don't know about you, but I'm havin' a ball."
- Marv (from Sin City), while dragging a guy's face along the pavement at about 60 miles per hour.
 
James Bond: "The world is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing."
 
"After eight years as President I have only two regrets: that I have not shot Henry Clay or hanged John C. Calhoun."

-President Andrew Jackson (Calhoun was his Vice President)
 
Here's my mother f**kin' farm! I'm a lead farmer, mother f**ker! - Kirk Lazarus
 
"I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir of nothing in particular." - Morrissey



wait,


I got this game wrong didn't I?
 
Strack is being held by his foot over a staggering drop from a Skyscraper by Westlake.

Strack: Go ahead, do it Westlake! Ya can't! I know you too well. Dropping me...it's not really an option for ya! It's not something you could live with!

Westlake lets go of Strack
.

Westlake: I'm learning to live with a lot of things.
 
I've always liked: "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
 
Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
Mason: Yeah?
Goodspeed pulls his gun.
Goodspeed: Yeah.
-The Rock
 
Not sure if it's been posted yet, but....

Blade: "Some motherf***ers are always trying to ice skate up hill."
 
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."

-Kung Fu Panda
 
"You only live twice. Once when you're born, and once when you stare death in the face."

--Ian Fleming
 
"I am called the Martian Manhunter. I am the sole survivor of Mars. There is a reason for that." -J'onn J'onzz
 
One of my fave JAWS quotes...

"SMILE YOU SON OF A *****!!!!"
 
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Tyler Durden - Fight Club
 
"Thata nic side arm you got the. What is it?"


"I dont know what its called.....i just know the sound it makes when it takes man' life."


Four Leaf Taggart- Tropic Thunder
 
But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a s***

-- Marilyn Manson
 
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -H.L. Mencken
 

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