The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Project Mayhem]

"Writing a book about Nascar is like making a How-To video for the blind."

 

[Abaddon]

*After Buffy just pinned her against a walll,believing she was a vampire*

Cordelia: God,whats your childhood trauma?!!!

 

[The Spawn]

What season was that?

 

[Project Mayhem]

Every season.

 

[spiderrasmon]

read the sig...

 

[The Spawn]

Man-Thing was an artist.

 

[The Spawn]

Spawn: You sent me to Hell! I'm here to return the favor!

Clown: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail one to each state.

Spawn: Aren't there any normal people left on Earth, or is everybody just back from hell?

Clown: Everytime someone farts, a demon gets his wings. [farts twice] Oh, twins!

Clown: You're dead. D E D. Dead.

 

[The Spawn]

Awkward....

 

[Hooligan32]

"Gentlemen, go **** yourselves." - Woody Allen in the timeless Martin Ritt film "The Front"

 

[Abaddon]

Originally posted by The Spawn
What season was that?

Season 1.It was the very first ep.

 

[The Spawn]

Sounded famillar.

 

[Abaddon]

Here's another:

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.Be brave.Live.For me."-Buffy, "The Gift"

 

[The Spawn]

Angel VS Buffy

Who wins?

 

[Abaddon]

Buffy,duh!

 

[The Spawn]

Just saw Tombstone, good movie.

 

[C. Lee]

Yes it is...primo.

 

[Abaddon]

"You know what they say about payback?Well,I'm the *****."
-Winifred "Fred" Burkle

 

[BigDaddyPayne]

SMEAGOL: "...Dobby likes me!"

GOLLUM: "DOBBY?!? Dobby's a f***in' f*gg*t!"

 

[The Spawn]

Welcome to the Hell!

 

[The Spawn]

I never ignore things. Do you want me to? If you did, it's too late.

 

[The Owl]

"Haven't you ever heard of the chain of command? It's the chain I'm gonna go and get and BEAT YOU WITH until you realize I'm in command!" - Mal, Firefly.

 

[The Spawn]

Was that a good show?

 

[Abaddon]

On how to fight the powerful Hell goddess,Glory:

'We should drop a piano on her.Well,it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment."-Anya


I LOVE Anya.

 

[Mr.Bush]

SUCK MY ***!

 

[C. Lee]

Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you realize that I'm in command.