The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Man-Thing]

Join or Die!- Bejamin Franklin to the colonies that hadn't yet joined the American Revolution.

 

[THWIP*]

"YOUR GENE POOL IS SO SHALLOW, AN ANT COULD WADE THROUGH IT, AND NOT GET HIS A$$ WET."

--ME

 

[The Spawn]

"There is no such thing as love. Only lust." - Me

 

[JollyLukaBrodie]

"You know, i never got that. People quote themselves, like they're all high and mighty or some stupid ****, and in reality, they're morons! Do you see what I'm saying"--Me

 

[Franklin Richards]

"When I was young, Art meant Dirty...and that's the way it should stay."

John Waters

 

[The Spawn]

"Welcome to The Hell!" - Me

 

[JollyLukaBrodie]

"But most of the people who quote themselves don't even realize it, they don't realize that they're stuck on themselves and they just keep quoting themselves and quoting themselves...they're totally oblivious!"--Me

 

[The Spawn]

"Since they say nobody's perfect...I guess you can call me Mr. Nobody." - The Spawn

 

[Spike_x1]

Read my sig.

 

[Wolfwood]

"In the battle of the dragon, no one walks away."- Stevie Nicks.

 

[The Spawn]

The difference between failure and success is doing a thing nearly right and doing a thing exactly right.
--Edward Simmons

 

[Abaddon]

"I may be dead,but I'm still pretty"
-Buffy

"Tact is just not saying the stuff thats true.I'll pass."
-Cordelia

Anya:I know you find me attractive.I saw you looking at my breast.
Xander: When a guy does that,it just means his eyes are open.

 

[spiderrasmon]

I'd like to steal this opportunity to thank the people of New Zealand ...

 

[The Hill]

I can't be beat. I won't be beat! -Clubber Lang

And everything else he said throughout Rocky III

 

[Dorian Gray]

Angel - Damage

Andrew after seeing a resurrected Spike


Andrew: Spike?
Spike: Oh, for the love of. . .
Andrew: Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope but, I knew you'd come back. You're like, you're like Gandolf the White resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh! He's alive, Frodo. He's alive.


BraveHeart

William Wallace:I am William Wallace. And, I see a whole army of my country men, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as freemen, and freemen you are. What will you do without freedom?! Will you fight?

Man: No . . . we will run . . . and we will live.

William Wallace:Aye. Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

 

[WEAPON-HEX]

"Goddess Hekate, to you I pray, before thee let the unclean thing crawl!" - Amie (BTVS)

"You Said Dark Chocolate Had A Bitter Edge To It And Lacks The Oral Ecstasy Of Its Milkier Cousin" -David Walliams (little britain)

 

[Abaddon]

Buffy: Spike,what are you doing here?Five words or less.

(Spike counts the words on his fingers)
Spike: Out..for..a..walk....*****.

 

[The Spawn]

"It can't rain all the time..." The Crow

 

[Sarge]

"Old McDonald had a farm, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh. And on this farm he shot some guys. Ba-da-bip, ba-da-bing, bang-boom. "~McManus, The Usual Suspects

 

[The Lumberjack]

"***** me."- the girl I lost my virginity to.

 

[Dark Carnage]

Originally posted by The Spawn
"It can't rain all the time..." The Crow

"Well that destroys the story of Noahs ark." - Someone who's not me.

 

[Dr Jones]

No quote, just...

*the sound of Smith and Wesson 45 revolver*

Arab Asassin drops like a sack of ***, um fertilizer.

 

[Hudson]

Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

 

[Dr Jones]

Originally posted by Hudson
Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

Truck?... What truck?!

 

[Hudson]

Originally posted by Dr Jones


Truck?... What truck?!

god I so love those movies