The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Guyverjay]

All you ****ing makai are the same , one little sniff of ***** and ya lose it- Amano Jackou -UROTSUKIDOIJ

 

[DocStrange516]

Originally posted by Aunt Petunia
"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better"
Twelfth Night, Act iii, Sc.1

Shakespeare?

 

[Elijya]

""Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean." Christopher Reeve"

isn't there a tasteless joke that goes like that?

 

[The Green Goblin]

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

 

[Guyverjay]

I'm ready, ready for the big ride baby - Caster troy

 

[The Spawn]

"I'm not afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of me."-The Spawn

"I don't care where you see light, just remember, darkness got there first."-The Spawn

"Me Vs [Insert number higher than ten] of you guys? You'll need at least 2 million more people to make this remotely even."-The Spawn

 

[Wolfwood]

"Hurts, don't it?!"- Wyatt Earp after slapping a man for slapping his horse.

 

[Lighthouse]

"I know what your thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five. To tell you the truth in all this commotion, I kind of lost track myself. But considering this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
-"Dirty" Harry Callahan.

Gotta go with the classic.

 

[The Green Goblin]

Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Was that a knock? He may not be sleek and elegant like the heroes over here, but Ben Grimm is one of the finest men I know... and he gets the job done."

Captain America to Batman.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Originally posted by DocStrange516
Shakespeare?

aye...

 

[Stormy Weather]

There's probably a million lines from "Hit em up" that will end this thread, but here's one:

"First off; **** your ***** and the clique you claim"
"West side when we ride; Come equipped with game"
"You claim to be a player; But I ****ed your wife"
"We bust on Bad Boyz' ***** ****ed for life"

 

[The Green Goblin]

Harrison Ford's character in Witness

John Book: [to a tourist who believes he's Amish] Listen, lady, you take my picture and I'm going to rip off your brasierre and strangle you with it.

 

[DBM]

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

-Joseph Stalin


What luck for rulers that men do not think.

-Adolf Hitler


It is not enought to succeed, other must fail.

-Gore Vidal

 

[DocStrange516]

Very eloquent, milady.


"If I was going to kill you, you'd already be dead." - Xena:Warrior Princess

 

[Stormy Weather]

"Smoking dope it's like a sherm high; *****z think they learned to fly"
"But they burned mutha****a; You deserve to die"

 

[The Green Goblin]

again from Witness...

[Book moves to intervene against some locals harassing the Amish]
Eli Lapp: It's not our way.
John Book: But It's my way.

 

[Wolfwood]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."- Robocop

 

[The Deity Link]

Ouch, that really hurt, Zack! - Screech from Saved by the Bell

 

[The Spawn]

"And to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating."
- Legato
"If I was so inclined, I could have killed you three times."
- Dominique
"Well, if I was so inclined, during this conversation... I could have groped you five times!"
- Vash.
"Losers don't get to go home. They go to Hell."
- E.G. Mine
"Life is like an incessant series of problems, all difficult, with brutal choices, and a time limit. The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself."
- Chapel the Evergreen
"Every moment hesitated is a moment gone from life."
- Chapel
"An egotistical being like myself can't be allowed to live."
- Legato
"The cornered mouse will attack the cat!"
"But the cat is wise to the mouse's game. The mouse seeks death in order to escape the pain."
- Chapel and Knives

 

[Elijya]

SJ: "A Kenyan man once said to me, 'You can get used to anything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks a time."

SJ: "You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground night-club filled with sinners, ****es, freaks and unnameable things that rape pitbulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs you did not even know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to **** you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome."

SJ: "I so badly want to kill everyone in this room. Even the children. Especially the children."

CY: "Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be. And the sex was ****."

 

[The Green Goblin]

Originally posted by The Deity Link
Ouch, that really hurt, Zack! - Screech from Saved by the Bell

LMAO...

 

[reggiebar]

"If he dies...he dies" - Ivan Drago

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by wareagle
Harrison Ford's character in Witness

John Book: [to a tourist who believes he's Amish] Listen, lady, you take my picture and I'm going to rip off your brasierre and strangle you with it.

"Whacking, I'm hell at whacking!" - Harrison Ford in Witness

 

[JollyLukaBrodie]

Who was the moron who put quotes from Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler? Don't make me get in my ultra conservetive mode!
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!' "
Tuco:[trying to read a note] "See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... "
Man With No Name: [taking the note] "Idiots." It's for you.
And of course:
"Yippie cay-yay, mother ****er."--John McClane