The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Abaddon]

I knew when you first posted it,because I have been to that site.You typed in Abaddon into a search engine,found the site and copied and pasted it.And thats all she wrote.

I'm Abaddon,b*tch!

 

[The Spawn]

You're going to have to do better than that if you wish to pass my test.

 

[Backdrifter]

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - Gandalf

 

[Abaddon]

Originally posted by The Spawn
You're going to have to do better than that if you wish to pass my test.

test?but I didnt study.

 

[Backdrifter]

"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!" - Lloyd Christmas

 

[The Spawn]

Then I guess you get 60%

 

[C. Lee]

How often do you beat the mayor at tennis?

 

[The Spawn]

Everytime I feel like winning.

 

[C. Lee]

Ever throw a game to make him feel good?

 

[The Spawn]

Once.

 

[Backdrifter]

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." - Doc Brown

 

[Abaddon]

How am I being tested,if I dont even know what your expecting?And why should I care?

 

[Backdrifter]

"Shut the f*** up Donnie!" - Walter Sobchak

 

[The Spawn]

Because you humans are curious. you do, on the other hand have a choice.

 

[Backdrifter]

"My God . . . I haven't been fu**ed like that since grade school." - Marla Singer

 

[Backdrifter]

"There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path." - Morpheus

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Abaddon
How am I being tested,if I dont even know what your expecting?And why should I care?

You shouldn't.....it's nothing to get your dander up over.

 

[Backdrifter]

"We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it." - Willy Wonka

 

[C. Lee]

"Well...you gonna pull that gun or whistle Dixie boy?" - Clint Eastwood - The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[Abaddon]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Because you humans are curious. you do, on the other hand have a choice.

1)i never said I was human.
2)what choice is that?
3)you talk alot,but you dont say much.

 

[Man-Thing]

She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. ... she never wounds 'till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her."



"I confess I was wholly at a loss what to make of the rattles, 'till I went back and counted them and found them just thirteen, exactly the number of the Colonies united in America; and I recollected too that this was the only part of the Snake which increased in numbers. ...

"'Tis curious and amazing to observe how distinct and independent of each other the rattles of this animal are, and yet how firmly they are united together, so as never to be separated but by breaking them to pieces. One of those rattles singly, is incapable of producing sound, but the ringing of thirteen together, is sufficient to alarm the boldest man living."

Bejamin Franklin

 

[Abaddon]

"Sleep.Those little slices of death.How I loathe them."-Edgar Allen Poe

 

[The Spawn]

1)Who said you said you did?
2)A choice you don't care about
3)Read Above

 

[Abaddon]

lol.Okay fine.

 

[Shifty]

John Johnson: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^'s eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns... pissing into the ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^'s ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

(so i married an axe murderer, alcatraz tour guide played by phil hartman)