The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[The Spawn]

I've read every single one of his works.

 

[Master Blaster]

Let off some steam Bennett - John Matrix

Check out the other quote I have the bottom.

 

[rdh007]

Apologies if this has been done before (didn't look back past pg. 9)


"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."

 

[Ben Urich]

Forgiveness is between them and God; it's my job to arrange the meeting.

 

[Jasmine]

"I'm giving very serious thought to eating your wife."-Hannibal Lecter

 

[Wolfwood]

"For 500 dollars I'll kill whoever you want me too, just remember, I'd glady kill you for free."

"If your shame is so unbearable...then take this sword!"- The Last Samurai



"You killed him!"
"No, the bullets and the fall killed him."

 

[Jasmine]

"Mr. Laurio never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who is interested in you."-Magnetto, X2.

 

[Bapman]

SPAWN: Move it old man........ or be MOVED

ANGEL: Sorry... LINDSEY... u can't beat me... 'Cause I m ANGEL.... I beat the bad guys.

DUKE NUKEM: It's time kicka$$ n chew bubblegum.... but I'm all outta gum.

HULK: PUNY HUMAN !!!

BATMAN:.... Excuse me..... have you ever danced with the devil on a cold moonless night ???

NEO: Hyia Fellas.
AGENTS: It's him the anamoly... but... he's....still...olny.... human

NEO: Hmmm... Upgrades

SMITH:..... I will enjoy killing you...... MR. ANDERSON

SMITH: I've seen this Mr. ANDERSON
MORPHEUS: Would that include a bullet from this gun ???

SMITH: No Mr. Anderson... its not impossible........ ITS INEVITABLE

NEO: My name.... is..... NEO

NEO:..... It ends tonight.

BILL:... I... am a murdered.... a killer... a ba$tard.... I reacted like a killer murderer n a ba$tard.....

CAINE: Carter... let it go... revenge doesn't solve anything
CARTER: Sure it does

 

[Jasmine]

"You seek the warrior bathed in blood the Headless Horseman!"-Witch in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow.

 

[The Nose Goblin]

"Brother, life's a b1tch. And she's back in heat." - They Live

"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!" - Ghostbusters

 

[The Spawn]

Angel: Well, personally, I wanna slay the dragon.

 

[Abaddon]

Famous Last Words-

"Oh,and your welcome."-Cordelia

"Wesley,why can't I stay?"-Winifred "Fred" Burkle

"Buffy..."-Angel

"Your shirt"-Tara

"You don't have the ba--"-Caleb

"The hardest thing in this world,is to live in it.Be Brave.Live.For me."-Buffy

 

[Predaknight]

KHAAANNNNN!-- Admr. James T. Kirk
I'm your huckelberry-- Doc Holiday
Kill everything---Shinzon
Only Heaven last forever--Ms. Celie

 

[The Spawn]

"The only reason anyone ever challenges The Spawn is because they want their 15 minutes of fame..." - Anonymous, '03

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Originally posted by Wolfwood
"You killed him!"
"No, the bullets and the fall killed him."

THAT'S badass!

 

[The Spawn]

"When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change... the devil changes you."

Max from 8MM

 

[SuperFerret]

Originally posted by Abaddon
Famous Last Words-

"Oh,and your welcome."-Cordelia

"Wesley,why can't I stay?"-Winifred "Fred" Burkle

"Buffy..."-Angel

"Your shirt"-Tara

"You don't have the ba--"-Caleb

"The hardest thing in this world,is to live in it.Be Brave.Live.For me."-Buffy

Other Famous Last Words

"Hey, what's this button do?"

 

[E.Bison Rules]

Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed!
M. Bison

 

[Abaddon]

Illyria: Your wound is mortal.
Wesley: Arent we all?

 

[Jasmine]

Demon- "I'll swallow your soul!"

Ash- "Come get some."

 

[Abaddon]

From my sig:
"I didn't give you the chance. That you learn when you become a king.You learn to destroy everything that's not utterly yours. All that matters is victory. That's how your reign persists. You're a slave to an insane construct. You are moral. A true ruler is as moral as a hurricane, empty but for the force of his gale.But you... trapped in the web of the Wolf, the Ram, the Hart. So much power here, and you quibble at its price. If you want to win a war, you must serve no master but your ambition."-Illyria

 

[Jasmine]

"Jack is dead my friend, you can call me Joker, and as you can see I'm a lot happier."-Batman

 

[Sandman138]

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. -- Big Lebowski

I don't need no instruction to know how to rock -- Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I'm gonna try for the kingdom if I can/Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man/When I put a spike into my vein/Then I tell ya things aren't quite the same/When I'm rushing on my run/And I feel just like Jesus' son -- Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Heroin

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw ^_^^_^^_^^_^, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: [after a pause] I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

 

[demento]

"Wayne Brady, B*TCH!!!"

- Wayne Brady

 

[The Spawn]

"I've killed a lot of people to get this far, what's a dozen more?" _ Rather Not Say